AgeOfPwn Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 you were right for mine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 If you had 10 sons a wife and each son has a sister, how many people are in your family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Me haz more! 3 more! 1.Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people? 2. Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers? 3. If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 1. not sure, maybe because already in jail? 2. you cant take pics with curlers 3. 1 cup (unless you have more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 first answer was: she's a hurricane other than that CORRECT! dang your good! alas i shall not give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 o yea, hurricans usually kill lot more than dozens of people, thousands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Me haz even more! 1. How many letters are in the alphabet? 2.What's the longest word in the world? 3. What's red,green,and goes 50 miles an hour?(this one's easy) 4.How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 1.Eleven2.World3.No idea4.As a priest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 1. correct2. Incorrect. The correct answer is smile. Because there's a mile in every smile=]3.A frog in a blender4.correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 lol i just didnt know the 3rd one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(!Death!Reborn!) Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I dont get the 1st one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 the alphabet has 11 letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 OK here's the hardest I've got it only has one answer:I turn polar bears whiteand I will make you cry.I make guys have to peeand girls comb their hair.I make celebrities look stupidand normal people look like celebrities.I turn pancakes brownand make your champane bubble.If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.If you look at me, you'll pop.Can you guess the riddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(!Death!Reborn!) Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 No is the answer OR Yes is the awnser Simple u got it from a website right like this one: The time has come, winter is hereand those yellow bears disapear. The time has pastas man looks back with a sighand a tear in his eye. As time is heldboys cross their legsbut of course the toilet begs As time marches onGirls loose their blushand swap a comb for their brush As time passesFor those held hightheir end is nigh As time catches upEveryone is equalwhen we get to the final sequal As time turnsWithout it we have flour and waterWith it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolvesHow does one turn water and wineinto something so fine As time runs outThe more in a minute you try and squeezethe less you can do with ease. As time ticksAll the time that has pastman cannot comprehand something so vast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 the answer isn't yes or no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirAgent06 Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 preasure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 both wrong. if you give up just say so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(!Death!Reborn!) Posted July 18, 2009 Report Share Posted July 18, 2009 It is no or yes. have u seen the last line of the riddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 again you're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1337noob Posted July 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 lol i give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Pressure! Heres my riddle:What is green, rectangley and hurts when you get it in the eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Italian980 Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 the answer to mine is- DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!***********************************************************************************************************************************************Water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(!Death!Reborn!) Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Um how? fine watevr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Fist Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 There is one word per line Have fun A short mother meets royal bloodand causes trouble as a cheif's daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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