Father Wolf Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I've been getting a lot of Chain txts lately from my dumb friends that tells me to send this to like 30ppls and blah blah blah will happen. well i don't reply or do what the message says. And just a sec ago one of my friends calls me up and says "Hey how come u didn't reply" and i say back " because there retarded and so are u". So i sent my own Chain txt, making fun of the ppl i have been getting these lately from from and now they're all *****. +1 trolling over txting! [align=center]Image not rly related but its my face when i get a chain txt[/align] discuss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads, which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Txting? You mean that thing 12 year old girls do at the mall? Comon FW I thought you were a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads' date=' which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3[/quote'] If this were IFX, I would thank this member for posting that. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Txting? You mean that thing 12 year old girls do at the mall? Comon FW I thought you were a man. i have txt sex thank u very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Txting? You mean that thing 12 year old girls do at the mall? Comon FW I thought you were a man. i have txt sex thank u very much! Ok Sally, I'll take that into consideration. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Txting? You mean that thing 12 year old girls do at the mall? Comon FW I thought you were a man. i have txt sex thank u very much! Why must you tell everyone what we do on the phonez D: < Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Txting? You mean that thing 12 year old girls do at the mall? Comon FW I thought you were a man. i have txt sex thank u very much! Why must you tell everyone what we do on the phonez D: < >.< im sorry i didnt mean to. dont hit me ill be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 According to a chain txt, I'm going to die in 22 minutes.So long bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Just now, there was a thing that happened. I don't know what it is, but something.If you don't post this to every webpage in the world as soon as you read this, you'll have explosive diarehea for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 They are soooo annoying. Srsly, why do people do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 If I get one, I usually just send the same message back the sender. Over and over and over and over and over again for the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 According to a chain txt' date=' I'm going to die in 22 minutes.So long b****es[/quote'] It was nice knowing you, Zero ^-^ tbh, txt chains suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 This was one i got recently BECAUSE YOU READ THIS YOU NOW HAVE INCREDIBLY GOOD LUCK THIS MONTH!!! YOU WILL GET A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU WILL GET KISSED AND BE TOLD THAT THEY LOVE YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THIS WHOLE THING AND DONT SKIP ANYTHING OR YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LUCK!! GOOD LUCK! Boy: baby we need to talk Girl: kyle, wat do u mean? Boy: sumthin has come up... Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad? Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much Boy: baby are you there?? Girl: yea im here wut is so important?? Boy: im not sure if i should say Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: im leaving.... Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here. Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away. Girl: i cant believe this. [FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)] Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go Boy: would you run away with me? Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !! Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess.. Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now. Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min [They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.] Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go. Girl: *tear* (begins to cry) Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go Girl: ok (begins to walk away) [They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her] It says..... Erika, U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my jabroni and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you jabroni, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. jabroni u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon jabroni.... Goodbye- Kyle [ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ] ....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call.... Friend: how are u feeling? Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me. Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something... Girl: ummm ok [she finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...] Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Alwayz jabroni = Baby Will not= will ........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me... -Kyle] Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!! Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !! ...... Erika turns tha T.V. on...... [breaking news] 'An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school...' Reporter says. [ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ] ....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. 'Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!**~~NOW MAKE A WISH ABOUT SOMEONE YOU LOVE~~*********SSSTTTTTOOOOPPP*******NOW IF YOU REPOST THIS IN 276 SECONDS your wish will come true and you will get good incredibly good luck When you repost this repost saying 'IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE READ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads' date=' which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3[/quote'] I'd happily take the consequences. Onslaught: Heartwarming story, but now that I've avoided bad luck, I think I'll pass on "extremely good luck". ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I hate chain texts. I just counted that 49 of the 119 texts current in my inbox are chain texts. UGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Chain texts are annoying. I hate people who send them. If you believe in annoying your friends, maybe your evil teddy bear/mass murderer your friend is telling you about should kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads, which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 If I get one' date=' I usually just send the same message back the sender. Over and over and over and over and over again for the rest of the day.[/quote'] WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't text, soooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't text' date=' soooooo[/quote'] text or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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