Kill the user above you

[Sweetie Belle]

You forget to chew it and you choke and die.

 

A piece of paper (no papercuts)

[~Hado~]

I cover your face with it, and you die from lack of oxygen.

 

A dead battery.

[King of Yesonia]

I rip it apart and pour its acid in your eyes and you die.

 

Billy Mays

[Kagamine]

I play his commercials over and over and you feel so bad you didn't buy what the commercial is advertising, you die. :P

 

A bottle of non-toxic soap.

[King of Yesonia]

I put acidic fluids in your soap so when you lather yourself it melts your skin and you bleed to death.

 

A non-electric fan

[Sweetie Belle]

I tell you that it is, so you try to plug it in, causing an electrical fire. You get caught in it and you are left with severe scars. People laugh at your horribly mutilated face that you can't handle it, so you shoot yourself.

 

Here's a challenge:

Something that can't kill

[VGVentus]

The item fails to kill you, so I shoot you with a double-barrel shotgun...

 

Seto Kaiba's ego...

[King of Yesonia]

You get so pissed at Kaiba that you try to kill him. Then he arrests you and you get sentenced to death row.

 

Remote Control

[MortalKombatSmoke]

I stuff the remote controll down your throat, you die.

 

A toy Lightsaber

[Max.]

I cut your head open.

 

YO MAMMA!

[ElohimsServant]

I tell her all your dirty little secrets and she kills you

 

A secret

[Sweetie Belle]

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...

Oh, that's what I'm supposed to do, isn't it?

Okay then.

Here's the secret:

I'm about to shoot you

NOW DIE!!

 

The Rainbow Monkey Song:

 

Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,

Oh, so very round and super chunky,

Bringing love where ever they go,

Everyone's made of a big rainbow.

Oh, red and orange, and pink and blue,

Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys,

We love you!

[-Resistance-]

It makes your ears bleed.You die from blood loss.

 

A parade.(Be creative)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

We're watching a parade, The I see you and give you a big HUG... During the hug I introduce myself as Melvin

Melvin: no hugs, no CHILDREN"S CARD GAMES!

[Sweetie Belle]

Melvin cancels your Abridged Series. You are so distraught that you jump off a cliff and die.

 

Atem in a tutu

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

you look at him freak out and die

blindness (but no walking into or off of stuff)

[Sweetie Belle]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZUH!

 

*bounces off a mirror*

 

*hits me*

 

 

A Computer Virus (I cannot kill myself)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Activates self destruct sequence *5,4,3,2,1 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

math

[Loki Mordere]

The Math makes your head explode.

Me. (Cannot commit suicide or be cloned)

[VampYoshi101]

You realize that there is no point in life, so you just fall asleep and die.

 

A Wii Remote

[Sweetie Belle]

I pwn you in SSBB, so you get frustrated and throw the remote at me, and the force of impact shatters my skull.

 

The USS Enterprise-D (No Phasers, Photon Torpedoes, etc)

[---------------]

I crash into you. :D

 

Nothing

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

there is no oxygen so you choke and die

pez (no poison, choking (includes shoving), or explosions)

[---------------]

You eat the PEZ, but its so terrible, you vomit your internal organs.

 

This -->

[Sweetie Belle]

It's only an empty space, but you think there's something there. You focus so hard that your eyeballs pop out. It hurts so much that you kill yourself to make it stop.

 

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