Kill the user above you

[Βyakuya]

When you say "nothing" I take you to a world of nothing, whihc means there is not bottom, and no air to breahte. So you suffocate to death while you fall into oblivion.

 

Mario

[OMGItzDylan7158]

i throw his hat at you and it chops your head off

 

a guy called geoffrey

[Grunt Issun]

He jumps on you, then kicks you thus killing you, he then climbs up the stairs, jumps onto the flag pole, enters the castle, and goes to the underground stage... yay

 

 

A goomba

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I give you a nice Mario Hat, and as soon as the Gooma sees you, it jumps on your head, squishing you to less then an inch, which ends up killing you.

 

A 1-Up Mushroom.

[Grunt Issun]

You try to grab it but jump into a koopa

 

King koopa (Bowser)

[Βyakuya]

Bowser stomps on you so hard, then he lands on oyu on his back and you die.

 

An imaginary friend.

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Your imaginary friend commits suicide, and you are so saddened you commit suicide as well.

 

YCMaker

[Anbu-of-Sand]

After you finally reach Level 5 on the YCM Forums, for some unknown reason, YCMaker bans you, making you go mad, smashing your computer, which ends up exploding, shredding your face into pieces.

 

Bubble Wrap.

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I shink you and teleport you into one of the bubbles, so when I pop it, you'll pop, too.

 

Apple pie, that is not heavy, poisoned, or lethal in any way.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

Force feed you it and you end up choking to death >.>

 

A Pepperoni slice.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Ir's a really big Slice so... I Suffocate you with it

a telescope (no Beating me to death)

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I rig the telescope with a mini C4, that triggers when you look into it. I give it to you as a gift on a beautiful starry night.

 

Megan Fox.

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You look at her. Instant death. (lolz)

 

This non-rabid, non-venomous, non-killer bunny, who weighs 10 pounds and only listens to me.

[OMGItzDylan7158]

he dies of a long illness so your are sad and hang yourself

 

a piece of rubber

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

It's a rubber band with tons of recoil and I snap it at you and you go flying

An unsharpened pencil that cannot be sharpened

[OMGItzDylan7158]

i shove it where the sun doesn't shine and it gives you an infection

 

a life sized bionicle(it is a good guy)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Pull of its head and beat you to death with it.

A tissue

[Pokemaniac92711]

It is a large tissue and I sufficate you with it.

A bad mystic.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I punch you to death because I didn't care to read what you wrote.

a math test (and I like math)

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Your teacher hands you the test, but the wind catches it, and it slits your throat.

 

This

[inteligent12]

I add "is Sparta" and then you get kicked off a cliff

 

a riot shield

[King of Yesonia]

There's another policeman with another sheild behind you. The riot is so out of control that the crowd pushes you back so hard that you get squished between the two sheilds, and die.

 

The Worlds Smallest Violin

[-Resistance-]

I increase it's size by reflecting a shrink ray and bash your head with it.

 

A donut.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

it has termites and you eat it. they eat you from the inside out.

an atom

[Sweetie Belle]

I remove all electrons from it causing it to become pure nuclear mass. It generates a miniature singularity and you are pulled in and crushed.

 

Sunlight