Larxene Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 If two trains leave the same station going in opposite directions at the same speed, and one of them crashes into an old lady, why the hell haven't I gotten a new iPod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 If two trains leave the same station going in opposite directions at the same speed' date=' and one of them crashes into an old lady, why the hell haven't I gotten a new iPod?[/quote'] Let's go over the checklist: 1) Did you hijack either of the trains?2) Was the lady that was hit over 85 years of age?3) Did you fill out the warranty card for your iPod? If you answered 'Yes' to all three questions, then your new iPod should be arriving within the next week. If not, then just go out and bring a printed copy of this message with you when you purchase a new one. It'll make your new iPod purchase tax deductable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 How did you kill an unkillable joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 How did you kill an unkillable joke? Very carefully... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 How do we kill Icyblue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 How do we kill Icyblue? 1) Why would you WANT to?2) Why would you say that out in the open where he could read it?3) Got any chicken wire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Can you believe that Tefached actually fell for my kewl thread title? >=]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Can you believe that Tefached actually fell for my kewl thread title? >=]] A little bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 what is pi times 3805367458967456743675470459673407 +82967258672967-45624560 times the square root of infinity divided by 4 +38577493048403285348524758437543594592347859340578439543854907503485430975403854375347697467846745967958765-768954769546795767546754769547698578954764938769583798679547 times 3 times 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 what is pi times 3805367458967456743675470459673407 +82967258672967-45624560 times the square root of infinity divided by 4 +38577493048403285348524758437543594592347859340578439543854907503485430975403854375347697467846745967958765-768954769546795767546754769547698578954764938769583798679547 times 3 times 0 That's simple - the answer is 42. It's the answer to EVERYTHING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 what is pi times 3805367458967456743675470459673407 +82967258672967-45624560 times the square root of infinity divided by 4 +38577493048403285348524758437543594592347859340578439543854907503485430975403854375347697467846745967958765-768954769546795767546754769547698578954764938769583798679547 times 3 times 0 That's simple - the answer is 42. It's the answer to EVERYTHING!!!wrong its 0 o times anything is 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 what is pi times 3805367458967456743675470459673407 +82967258672967-45624560 times the square root of infinity divided by 4 +38577493048403285348524758437543594592347859340578439543854907503485430975403854375347697467846745967958765-768954769546795767546754769547698578954764938769583798679547 times 3 times 0 That's simple - the answer is 42. It's the answer to EVERYTHING!!!wrong its 0 o times anything is 0 You didn't watch "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 i did a few years ago i was 7 or 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 i did a few years ago i was 7 or 8 Okey dokie then. Let's keep the questions rolling... 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 how do you get moving pics in avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 how do you get moving pics in avatar You can find them on Photobucket or Google. They're quite plentiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 How's your 1000 card set coming along? What was your inspiration? Will it be your final set? How much do you love me? Who will your set revolve around? If you had to choose between me and a floating monkey, would you pick the shrimpy giraffe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 How's your 1000 card set coming along? Current progress = 330/1000 What was your inspiration? MANY things. Old sets' date=' pop culture, new card ideas, etc...[/b'] Will it be your final set? More than likely... How much do you love me? You're definitely one of my favorites here... 8) Who will your set revolve around? ALL SORTS OF THINGS! If you had to choose between me and a floating monkey, would you pick the shrimpy giraffe? I want the gerbil with the hand grenade and the comb, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Does that mean you leave the site after the set? O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own? What is it like to be an object, do ya think? Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them? If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. What is 'nothing'? Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace? Should america make love, not war? If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why? Can you name one person who is purely good? How about one person who is completely evil? Is there a book inside of you? If yes, what about? Do you call people more often or get calls more often? What do you wake up to? If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be? When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist? How are you like a toaster? Do you believe we are really in the matrix? What do you think aliens would think of life on earth? Nails, long or short? Do you like vines on old buildings? How about grafitti on old buildings? Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch? It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child? Do you recycle? What is your strongest point? What is your weakest point? What are you doing to work on that weakness? If you were a lotion, what would your label say? What side id your good side? Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon? Is the force with you? What can no one stop you from doing? Who would you be bored without? What is your biggest hope? Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down? If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be? Does any part of your body get in your way? Do you trust your feelings? Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time? What was your monet of triumph? Explain what piety is: In what ways are you a rebel? In what ways are you a conformist? Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends? What movie has the best soundtrack? What doo your shoes look like? Do you ever admire yourself while naked? If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 If you were to meet YCMaker in real life, what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 If you have a 3 rocks, 2 sticks, a rubber band, some gum, a low leveled spellbook containing 7 spells (3 Fire, 1 Water, 2 Earth, 1 Wind) but no Mana Potions and you have a current STR, DEX, & INT of...let's say....12, 23, & 30 respectively, what do you do to get out the castle? Note that the castle is being watched over by 3 level 30 guards, 1 is a half breed, 1 elve, and 1 human. Don't forget your 20 sided dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Does that mean you leave the site after the set? O.O Probably not... Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own? Actually' date=' yes[/b'] What is it like to be an object, do ya think? Probably boring Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them? I like to think so If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. Xhang Ziyi (from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) What is 'nothing'? Lack of existence Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace? How to get better abs Should america make love, not war? There needs to be a balance. Cannot have too much of one or the other If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who would you and why? Don't think I know anyone who fits the bill for that Can you name one person who is purely good? No, we all have evil in our hearts. (Yeah, I stole that from Kingdom Hearts. So what? How about one person who is completely evil? Satan? Is there a book inside of you? No, I passed that magazine ages ago. Turns out that I didn't need it If yes, what about? See above Do you call people more often or get calls more often? DEFINATELY get more calls than make What do you wake up to? The sound of my alarm clock If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be? Game Informer When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn't exist? Nope How are you like a toaster? Dunno Do you believe we are really in the matrix? How do you know about the Matrix? What do you think aliens would think of life on earth? Boring Nails, long or short? Short Do you like vines on old buildings? Depends on the building type How about grafitti on old buildings? Grafitti isn't great IMO Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch? Old fashioned light switch It's not easy bein' ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. Cheesy Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child? The palace theme from Legend of Zelda 2 Do you recycle? No What is your strongest point? Creativity and loyalty What is your weakest point? Too trusting What are you doing to work on that weakness? Keeping distance If you were a lotion, what would your label say? Rube me all over What side id your good side? The right side Why haven't we begun to colonize the moon? Probably the lack of atmosphere and suitable technology Is the force with you? Yeah What can no one stop you from doing? Enjoying my hobbies Who would you be bored without? Video games What is your biggest hope? Get married Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down? Not that I know of If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of America what would it be? Be respectful Does any part of your body get in your way? My rock hard ab (Beer belly) Do you trust your feelings? Not really Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time? Little of both What was your monet of triumph? Placing 1st in a creative writing competition in junior high Explain what piety is: Eh? In what ways are you a rebel? Don't really consider myself one, to be honest In what ways are you a conformist? I follow the rules Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie up all the loose ends? Preferably tie up loose ends. Too many sequels can make things boring What movie has the best soundtrack? Princess Mononoke What doo your shoes look like? Black with steel toes Do you ever admire yourself while naked? Not really If you could make someone's clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where? Can I say Zhang Ziyi again? If you were to meet YCMaker in real life' date=' what would you do?[/quote'] Thank him for making an awesome site, then go out and party with him If you have a 3 rocks' date=' 2 sticks, a rubber band, some gum, a low leveled spellbook containing 7 spells (3 Fire, 1 Water, 2 Earth, 1 Wind) but no Mana Potions and you have a current STR, DEX, & INT of...let's say....12, 23, & 30 respectively, what do you do to get out the castle? Note that the castle is being watched over by 3 level 30 guards, 1 is a half breed, 1 elve, and 1 human. Don't forget your 20 sided dice.[/quote'] Where am I in the castle and is there a window nearby? If there is a window nearby, I climb down the wall using my Earth spell to create footholds to grab onto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 That was just a warm up :P [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Do you believe in manifest destiney? Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? What does this world need? Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? If you drink what kind of drunk are you? Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? What is your favorite movie? If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? Do guys look good in make up? What are 5 things you don't care about? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? What age do you hope to live until? Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down? Do you own any "toys"? Do you ever use them? Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else? Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read? What do your socks look like? Does love float away if you let go? Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Morals or Instincts? Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Have you ever been to see a ballet? What is the differance between Satan and Pan? What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Are you an orgasm addict? Are you a sugar junkie? WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Do you only hear what you want to? Are you anal-retentive? In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? What was the last thing you returned to the store? Why ask why? First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Why is it called 'coca cola'? Would you ever buy a Ford car? Donald or Daffy duck? Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? What culture are you fascinated by? Have you ever worn a cape? What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? What makes you who you are? How do you search for meaning in life? If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Are you an old fart? What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Why don't people have more fun? Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing? Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Is it nap time yet? Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? Do you like trains? What's in Hungary? have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back? What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? What do you think of the name 'Orson'? What frustrates you? Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Are you ill? Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Do you drink only 100% juice? What duck? Do you collect coins? How about stamps? wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? Is god in you? Are you in god? Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? WHY? What gives your ego a boost? What knocks your ego down? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? What do you represent? What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: slippers: candles: diamond necklace: gift certificate: cash: books: How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? What have you been caught doing? Does temptation make you do what you love? Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Will yu ever reach your full potential? Who is your biggest fan? Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you? Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought? The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Death Penalty: Yes or No? If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? What was the last song you looked up the words to? What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how? Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? How do you stop pop up ads? You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Make up a nickname for your bedroom: What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things? You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? Pick a letter: List some great words starting with that letter: Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Have you told your parents you love them today? What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? Have you ever cross-dressed? Are we living in a world without end? Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? DO you dance in the rain? 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? Is it time to switch to Decaf? Why is it that the truth hurts? What are you guilty of? What gives you inner stregnth? *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not? Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? What Race/nationality was Jesus? What was one evening you'll never forget? Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: Trick or Treat? If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When people lose weight, where does it go? Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? Are you emotionaly articulate? Does everything happen for a reason? Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance? What helps you to get over a Major heartache? Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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