Kitty Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Are you touchy about some things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 How are you like a toaster? i'm small' date=' shiny, and metallic. ;D[/quote'] That is what he said ;D Also, that was a warm up. Good luck nao. [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Do you believe in manifest destiney? Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? What does this world need? Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? If you drink what kind of drunk are you? Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? What is your favorite movie? If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? Do guys look good in make up? What are 5 things you don't care about? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? What age do you hope to live until? Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down? Do you own any "toys"? Do you ever use them? Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else? Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read? What do your socks look like? Does love float away if you let go? Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Morals or Instincts? Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Have you ever been to see a ballet? What is the differance between Satan and Pan? What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Are you an orgasm addict? Are you a sugar junkie? WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Do you only hear what you want to? Are you anal-retentive? In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? What was the last thing you returned to the store? Why ask why? First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Why is it called 'coca cola'? Would you ever buy a Ford car? Donald or Daffy duck? Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? What culture are you fascinated by? Have you ever worn a cape? What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? What makes you who you are? How do you search for meaning in life? If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Are you an old fart? What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Why don't people have more fun? Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing? Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Is it nap time yet? Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? Do you like trains? What's in Hungary? have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back? What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? What do you think of the name 'Orson'? What frustrates you? Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Are you ill? Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Do you drink only 100% juice? What duck? Do you collect coins? How about stamps? wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? Is god in you? Are you in god? Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? WHY? What gives your ego a boost? What knocks your ego down? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? What do you represent? What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: slippers: candles: diamond necklace: gift certificate: cash: books: How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? What have you been caught doing? Does temptation make you do what you love? Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Will yu ever reach your full potential? Who is your biggest fan? Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you? Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought? The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Death Penalty: Yes or No? If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? What was the last song you looked up the words to? What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how? Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? How do you stop pop up ads? You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Make up a nickname for your bedroom: What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things? You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? Pick a letter: List some great words starting with that letter: Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Have you told your parents you love them today? What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? Have you ever cross-dressed? Are we living in a world without end? Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? DO you dance in the rain? 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? Is it time to switch to Decaf? Why is it that the truth hurts? What are you guilty of? What gives you inner stregnth? *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not? Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? What Race/nationality was Jesus? What was one evening you'll never forget? Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: Trick or Treat? If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When people lose weight, where does it go? Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? Are you emotionaly articulate? Does everything happen for a reason? Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance? What helps you to get over a Major heartache? Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How are you like a toaster? i'm small' date=' shiny, and metallic. ;D[/quote'] That is what he said ;D Also, that was a warm up. Good luck nao. [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? I have alot of memories, Static, but none of them I want to remember for eternity. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Jonas Brothers Do you believe in manifest destiney? Yup Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? who uses Email? xD Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? nope Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? yes Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? no Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? not at all What does this world need? A strong leader who knows what the hell he's doing. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? yes If you drink what kind of drunk are you? the kind that takes one drink and carries around his can to make it look like hes drank more than he has Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? yes Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? yes, i'm a narcissist What is your favorite movie? sweeney todd If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? yes Have you ever called a:psychic hotline? not yet suicide crisis line? no sex line? not yet. ;D dating line? nope Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? nada Do guys look good in make up? better than some girls What are 5 things you don't care about? people's opinions of myselfpeople i don't knowpeople i don't likemost people on the internetrodents and small insects WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? wish i was dead What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? everything i believe in, I'm stubborn What age do you hope to live until? when I die is when I die. Do you like to tie others down during sex? no, i dont Have you ever been tied down? no /denial. But seriously, no. Do you own any "toys"? my power ranger action figures are to die for. Do you ever use them? I play with them once a week Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? not yet Have you ever spanked anyone else? Yup yup Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Not at all. Do you like that feeling? eh Does it turn you on? Alot of things turn me on. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?Which one do you need to read? DUMMIES FOR DUMMIES What do your socks look like? they're white Does love float away if you let go? No. It floats up about 100 feet, then it turns into a 190 ton boulder and it falls on you and crushes you flat. Do you think that most people in today's society are:kind? i lol'd calm? some humble? no peaceful? nada helpful? some happy? most spiritual? some creative? yes friendly? i lol'd independant? yup intelligent? nope having fun? of course comming up with new ideas? yes able to think for themselves? no able to really connect with others? nope If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? because people are people. Thats all they are. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Most of mine, yes Do you trust psychology as a valid science? yes Morals or Instincts? I've been asked this question alot today. There's a difference between what you think is right, and what you know is right. I can't decide. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? my ex-girlfriend is now alone, because she was clinically depressed. I'm currently depressed because I'm alone now. Depends on what happens first. Have you ever been to see a ballet? no, i haven't. What is the differance between Satan and Pan? Satan is apparently an evil being, Pan was just a party-god. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? you cant answer that. A poem means something different to everyone. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? yes Are you an orgasm addict? i'm a guy, our orgasm is boring and basic. Are you a sugar junkie? no WHAT are you DOING? answering your questions whilst feeling nostalgic WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? because i killed them all Do you only hear what you want to? yes Are you anal-retentive? no In and Out not a question Over and Under not a question Around and ??? not a question What was the last thing you returned to the store? i return nothing Why ask why? because you don't know First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? DaVinci First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? modern people are stupid Why is it called 'coca cola'? because it used to include cocaine as an ingredient. Would you ever buy a Ford car? yes, i want a mustang. Donald or Daffy duck? Daffy Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? yes Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? yes, but barely Have you ever been to:a temple? no a bar? yes a massage parlor? what? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? no, but i've visited "thy land" What culture are you fascinated by? Ancient Greeks, persians, aztecs, egyptians, celts Have you ever worn a cape? yes What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? i cant find any What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? a double cheeseburger at McDonalds What makes you who you are? My past How do you search for meaning in life? There isn't any, to be honest. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? yes You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? I look though it, see if that jabroni is cheating on me Are you an old fart? no What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? i was never one to go outside and play Why don't people have more fun? because we're all miserable, nasty, and hate eachother to no extent Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? No What pet? No What article of clothing? No Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? you're alot like me, and i'll leave it as that Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? yes Is it nap time yet? might as well be Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? space next to door Do you like trains? no What's in Hungary? Descendants of hairy Asian men have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? yes Has someone ever held you back? yes What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? dont care, to be honest What do you think of the name 'Orson'? whats that? What frustrates you? people Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... yes Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? no Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? yup Are you ill? physically, no. Mentally, probably. Emotionally, most likely. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Home. Hating life to no extent Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? i pronounce the 'er' Do you drink only 100% juice? no What duck? daffy? Do you collect coins? not really How about stamps? nope wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? whats wrong with english? Is god in you? not unless you count me as God Are you in god? no Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? no Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? Choice B WHY? I'd rather work hard to build a life from nothing than to have everything handed to me. I want it to be my life and make it on my own. What gives your ego a boost? a look in the mirror. ;D What knocks your ego down? i'm not answering that one, for reasons of my own. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? because guys are ugly Should there be? I'd win it What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? dont care If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? no Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? because we most likely will What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? i'd agree with him. What do you represent? All thats wrong with humanity. I represent myself. I represent my generation. I represent my family. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?flowers:i miss you, i love you slippers:happy freakin' birthday candles:LOL UR GAY diamond necklace:Pawn this and I'll kick ur ass gift certificate:I got this for you because I had to cash:Dont spend it all in one place books:Who the hell buys books? How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? a few years What have you been caught doing? Nothing Does temptation make you do what you love? Yes Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? no Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? skip them, i'm lazy Will yu ever reach your full potential? one day Who is your biggest fan? Me Who do you take care of? No one, anymore Who takes care of you? My family Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? yes If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? no, i couldn't Is it sexy in here or is it just me? no, its definately sexy You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? i wouldn't Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? nope How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? dress less sleazy What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Its pointless Do you like answering questions about:your life? No, it brings back old memories better left forgotten. your taste? sure tv? yes music? yes art? yes politics? yes life? no religion? why not? issues? no sex? why not? loved ones? no favorites? sure objects? sure math? eww philosophy? sure hypothetical situations? sure things that require lots of thought? sure The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? xD yes, yes i do Death Penalty: Yes or No? yes If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? yes What was the last song you looked up the words to? I forget, it was a long time ago What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? Yu-Gi-Oh! xD If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? quite What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? the style of the shirt If so how? i answered that Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? yes Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) nothing If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? look at my style, yo. Its amazing. Hire me liek nao How do you stop pop up ads? programs specifically designed to stop them You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? look around the parking lot for change How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? 5 minutes Make up a nickname for your bedroom: my room What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... dont care Where ARE the wild things? canada You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? i wouldn't, unless i made copies of the cd's Pick a letter:Q List some great words starting with that letter:questionquailquaintquillquiltquotaquotequotation Is eight days a week enough to show you care? no Have you told your parents you love them today? I don't love my parents. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? the thickness of the graphite Have you ever cross-dressed? no Are we living in a world without end? no Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? does it involve sex? DO you dance in the rain? no 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? who cares? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? anal, you wouldn't be looking at her.Oral, its good for youregular would be the best guess Is it time to switch to Decaf? yes Why is it that the truth hurts? because we're all in denial What are you guilty of? everything i've ever done What gives you inner stregnth? my pride *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? I ate them all. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? gift card If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? yes WWhy or why not? why Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? apples What Race/nationality was Jesus? jesus was canadian. What was one evening you'll never forget? memories again, static. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: no Trick or Treat? trick If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? i dont know If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 I'm not answering that When people lose weight, where does it go? dont know Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? i think if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? Big Fish? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? not really What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? white Are you emotionaly articulate? sometimes Does everything happen for a reason? no Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? yes If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? in a way Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? no Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? many Can you think of a window that has opened? a few What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? nothing Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:courage? no survival skills? yes independance? no What helps you to get over a Major heartache? can you tell me? Can you depend completely upon yourself? if i wanted to have you ever tried? not yet How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? what makes it beautiful? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? no If not, I suggest that you do. oh, ok Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? yes [spoiler=Warning: Long]Just Kidding. How are you today? not good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How are you like a toaster? i'm small' date=' shiny, and metallic. ;D[/quote'] That is what he said ;D Also, that was a warm up. Good luck nao. [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Do you believe in manifest destiney? Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? What does this world need? Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? If you drink what kind of drunk are you? Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? What is your favorite movie? If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? Do guys look good in make up? What are 5 things you don't care about? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? What age do you hope to live until? Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down? Do you own any "toys"? Do you ever use them? Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else? Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read? What do your socks look like? Does love float away if you let go? Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Morals or Instincts? Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Have you ever been to see a ballet? What is the differance between Satan and Pan? What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Are you an orgasm addict? Are you a sugar junkie? WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Do you only hear what you want to? Are you anal-retentive? In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? What was the last thing you returned to the store? Why ask why? First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Why is it called 'coca cola'? Would you ever buy a Ford car? Donald or Daffy duck? Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? What culture are you fascinated by? Have you ever worn a cape? What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? What makes you who you are? How do you search for meaning in life? If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Are you an old fart? What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Why don't people have more fun? Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing? Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Is it nap time yet? Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? Do you like trains? What's in Hungary? have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back? What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? What do you think of the name 'Orson'? What frustrates you? Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Are you ill? Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Do you drink only 100% juice? What duck? Do you collect coins? How about stamps? wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? Is god in you? Are you in god? Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? WHY? What gives your ego a boost? What knocks your ego down? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? What do you represent? What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: slippers: candles: diamond necklace: gift certificate: cash: books: How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? What have you been caught doing? Does temptation make you do what you love? Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Will yu ever reach your full potential? Who is your biggest fan? Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you? Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought? The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Death Penalty: Yes or No? If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? What was the last song you looked up the words to? What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how? Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? How do you stop pop up ads? You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Make up a nickname for your bedroom: What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things? You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? Pick a letter: List some great words starting with that letter: Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Have you told your parents you love them today? What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? Have you ever cross-dressed? Are we living in a world without end? Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? DO you dance in the rain? 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? Is it time to switch to Decaf? Why is it that the truth hurts? What are you guilty of? What gives you inner stregnth? *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not? Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? What Race/nationality was Jesus? What was one evening you'll never forget? Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: Trick or Treat? If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When people lose weight, where does it go? Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? Are you emotionaly articulate? Does everything happen for a reason? Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance? What helps you to get over a Major heartache? Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? She said you're small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Are you touchy about some things? yes How are you like a toaster? i'm small' date=' shiny, and metallic. ;D[/quote'] That is what he said ;D Also, that was a warm up. Good luck nao. [spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Do you believe in manifest destiney? Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one? Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered? What does this world need? Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? If you drink what kind of drunk are you? Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? What is your favorite movie? If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere? Do guys look good in make up? What are 5 things you don't care about? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? What age do you hope to live until? Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down? Do you own any "toys"? Do you ever use them? Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else? Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on? You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to read? What do your socks look like? Does love float away if you let go? Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive? Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Morals or Instincts? Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? Have you ever been to see a ballet? What is the differance between Satan and Pan? What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? Are you an orgasm addict? Are you a sugar junkie? WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Do you only hear what you want to? Are you anal-retentive? In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? What was the last thing you returned to the store? Why ask why? First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? Why is it called 'coca cola'? Would you ever buy a Ford car? Donald or Daffy duck? Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? Would you ever want to visit Thailand? What culture are you fascinated by? Have you ever worn a cape? What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? What makes you who you are? How do you search for meaning in life? If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Are you an old fart? What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? Why don't people have more fun? Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing? Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? Is it nap time yet? Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? Do you like trains? What's in Hungary? have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back? What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? What do you think of the name 'Orson'? What frustrates you? Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew... Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Are you ill? Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Do you drink only 100% juice? What duck? Do you collect coins? How about stamps? wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? Is god in you? Are you in god? Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live: One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books. OR Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably. Which life do you choose? WHY? What gives your ego a boost? What knocks your ego down? Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)? If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist? Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too? What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful? What do you represent? What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present? flowers: slippers: candles: diamond necklace: gift certificate: cash: books: How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? What have you been caught doing? Does temptation make you do what you love? Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What? Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Will yu ever reach your full potential? Who is your biggest fan? Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you? Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? Is it sexy in here or is it just me? You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought? The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Death Penalty: Yes or No? If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No? What was the last song you looked up the words to? What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how? Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence) If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? How do you stop pop up ads? You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Make up a nickname for your bedroom: What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Where ARE the wild things? You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? Pick a letter: List some great words starting with that letter: Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Have you told your parents you love them today? What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? Have you ever cross-dressed? Are we living in a world without end? Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? DO you dance in the rain? 2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? Is it time to switch to Decaf? Why is it that the truth hurts? What are you guilty of? What gives you inner stregnth? *eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone? What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not? Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? What Race/nationality was Jesus? What was one evening you'll never forget? Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: Trick or Treat? If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 When people lose weight, where does it go? Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? Are you emotionaly articulate? Does everything happen for a reason? Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance? What helps you to get over a Major heartache? Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part? Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? She said you're small? there weren't any complaints. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al9090 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Can i have a cookie Do you like final fantasy what is your fav manga How are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 If you found Panties in your room, who would they belong to?xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 i love final fatasydo you like kingdom hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Can i have a cookie No Do you like final fantasy yup what is your fav manga don't read them How are you miserable If you found Panties in your room' date=' who would they belong to?xD[/quote'] my ex-girlfriend. i love final fatasydo you like kingdom hearts Its ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Would you help me if I'm in troubles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 What would you do if you found a kitten with a note that said "Needs a good home" Would you take it?What would you name it (an no u can't name it Emo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Would you help me if I'm in troubles? Its my job What would you do if you found a kitten with a note that said "Needs a good home" Would you take it?What would you name it (an no u can't name it Emo) I would try to take the kitten in. Depends on what the cat looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 aww.. koolOn a scare from 1 to 10 how annoying could i possible get?(answer guessingly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 aww.. koolOn a scale from 1 to 10 how annoying could i possible get?(answer guessingly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 aww.. koolOn a scare from 1 to 10 how annoying could i possible get?(answer guessingly) 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Is that Hwoarang in your avi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 NO U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Do you find yourself hating things for no reason at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Who is that in your avi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 can i have the deed to your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Do you find yourself hating things for no reason at all? Yes Who is that in your avi? Reno can i have the deed to your house? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarlet Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Why won't Browa change my name? Do you think not being able to be PMed by Star (who just copies and pastes off lists of names) and trouble logging in from mobile devices (my phone) are valid reasons to request such a change? Can you/will you change my name to Reactor? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How do you get over hating things? Do you sometimes hate people and you can't find a reason why you started hating them then regret it later? Are we in a imaginative world really ruled by Dragons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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