Dismal Euphony Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Running away from my friends (yeah that game). I decided to hide from them in a tree. So I climbed up' date=' and turns out that tree, was a big bees hive. So I ended up running even faster... Yeah, turns out there was some wild dogs out that day. So I was running from bees and dogs. Not fun.[/quote'] xD That was actually really funny and it reminded me of a similar fail of my own. I climbed a tree to impress this girl I had a crush on when I was like 9 or 10 years old (because climbing trees is the true secret to pimpin') and I got about halfway up because it was a fairly large tree and I yell down to her "pretty cool, right?!" and she replies "Yeah! But, what is that big thing next to your face?". So I look over to my right, and wouldn't you know it... HUGE beehive. So I spaz out and fall out of the tree. Luckily I only climbed halfway so I only fell about 10 feet. I didn't break anything, but it hurt and I was sore for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I havent got one but I have one for my friendwe were in about the 3rd - 4th grade and we were getting changed for P.E a female teacher came in to check up on us my friend thought my friends boxers were his shorts and unsuprisingly "pants'd" him revealing his genitles to the teacher. Bet you think this makes you think your lucky to be you huh?.. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Pissing myself in school. I've had worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 o.0 why did you p*ss yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I was in school a kid was copying me so I ran into a wall while he watched and laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 o.0 why did you p*ss yourself Because he obviously had to pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 um... toilets!orite they are disgustingbetter of p*ssing yourself huh..!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inteligent12 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I had one today I was playing need for speed most wanted at my friends house and during a level 5 pursuit (highest level when not in scenario) and I rammed a road block and flipped onto a police car with like 20 other police cars around it and They basically towed me for like 10 minutes but I never got busted cause the cops were driving and I was watching and went to the kitchen to get some water and I was still on top of a moving police car. The fail was that the police cars I was on were not able to catch me cause I was on top of their cars and was still moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 o.0 its not to funny considering its only virtual mate, sorry =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Real life fails > Video game fails. Unless the video game fail somehow affects your life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Its what makes FML so funny =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I once opened a door in my school. Okay, sounds not exciting, but I should mention that there was my favourite teacher standing behind the door. He had to go home, bad nosebleed and the bone was somewhat semi-broken. ^^; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I once opened a door in my school. Okay' date=' sounds not exciting, but I should mention that there was my favourite teacher standing behind the door. He had to go home, bad nosebleed and the bone was somewhat semi-broken. ^^;[/quote'] That's a win <_< My fail?I pissed myself in 2nd gradish I think? Damn teacher wouldn't let me use the freaking bathroom, so I had to say it was juice -.-Had far worse though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 i hit a door... [/Epic fail] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inteligent12 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 I guess my brain predicted you would say that real life fails are better so another happened to me today. You know the word maniac right? Well it turns out if you pronounce maniac without the C, then you have just the the F word in Arabic. (I think) So anyway today while I was at my other friends house who knows Arabic a little, his brother comes in the room we are in and starts acting crazy as in banging his head on the wall so we are like "randomness much?" So then I say to my friend "wow he is a maniac" but I forget to pronounce the C by mistake and so he looks at his brother and says "hey he just called you a ****" So then he starts throwing stuff at me and im like shouting sorry to him so many times. He calls me like every 30 mins just to say "Remember how you called my brother a ****" and then laughs and hangs up before I can yell at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I once opened a door in my school. Okay' date=' sounds not exciting, but I should mention that there was my [b']favourite [/b]teacher standing behind the door. He had to go home, bad nosebleed and the bone was somewhat semi-broken. ^^; That's a win <_< My fail?I pissed myself in 2nd gradish I think? Damn teacher wouldn't let me use the freaking bathroom, so I had to say it was juice -.-Had far worse though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asterr259 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Epic Fail? I have a whole book of those: One time I was playing base ball and finally hit the ball(after 12th try) and ran the wrong way....... OH! and one time during breakfast, I dropped all the foodz on my tray(I pay for lunch).... I was playing football and tripped on my shoelace and fell flat on my face I tryed to put in a DVD on the wrong side I tryed to start a food fight like in cartoons and got sent to the principals office FOR GODS SAKE! I spilled chocolate milk on shirt of the meanest girl in school(won't forget that @$$ whoopin'.......>>) Need I go on?! *breathes heavily* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You bought them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 At the end of school, i was running late for the bus and it had rained out. halfway down the stairs, i was running too fast and I slipped onto my butt and bounced the rest of the way down. I landed on my feet, but like 2 or 3 people saw it. They were going up on the other side of the railing. At least they asked me if I was ok -_- they still laughed though, but u can't really blame them i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I once opened a door in my school. Okay' date=' sounds not exciting, but I should mention that there was my [b']favourite [/b]teacher standing behind the door. He had to go home, bad nosebleed and the bone was somewhat semi-broken. ^^; That's a win <_< My fail?I pissed myself in 2nd gradish I think? Damn teacher wouldn't let me use the freaking bathroom, so I had to say it was juice -.-Had far worse though. You didn't get in trouble. Right? If not, win.I hit a door while talking to girls that were behind me, my head was facing the right while talking to them. Tried to open the door, and headbutted the door.Funny however, I get got a GF =D Which was a win, but a fail on my forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 I've got two. 1. When I was like... 7.. I was at Chuck E. Cheeses and had to go to the bathroom. BAD. And I always thought the Boys Restroom was on the left.It wasn't. I realized that after I got done with my business. So other girl saw me get out of the stall and she started screaming. Thankfully I got out and went to the Boys Restroom to wash my hands before any adult got there. 2. It was the day before the last day of the third grade. I was at my grandparents and climbed this huge tree. I forgot to hold on to any branches and fell. A branch left a gash in my leg before I hit the ground. Luckily, a branch saved me from breaking my back. It held me 1 inch or 2 above the ground. But the gash needed 7 stitches, and the scar has never gone away. I'm officially scared for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkerai Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Last year at school I met this girl who was obviously one of those people who get their kicks out of messing with emotions and it was again obvious and thus I was trying to intern mess with her emotions instead yet near the end of the year I relised that I had actualy fallen for her thus she won and I failed at controling my own emotional state....although I hope to remedy this by hamering my idiocy out of my mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 2. It was the day before the last day of the third grade. I was at my grandparents and climbed this huge tree. I forgot to hold on to any branches and fell. A branch left a gash in my leg before I hit the ground. Luckily' date=' a branch saved me from breaking my back. It held me 1 inch or 2 above the ground. But the gash needed 7 stitches, and the scar has never gone away. I'm officially [b']scared[/b] for life. scared or scarred? or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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