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I have a half-sister that I haven't seen since last summer. My parents are divorced, and I have to go to my pathetic-excuse of a dad's house for visitation (if he wants me to) during summer, spring, and Christmas. I hate my Dad and Step-mother. My half sister is a total pain, and the only thing that we can agree on is that my step-mother (her mom) is a terrible person. Oh how I love NOT going to his house.

 

I don't want another sibling! No!

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My sister is a brilliant (as everyone bloody well says) singer, dancer, artist, teacher, storywriter and a poet. She also works with retarded kids. But if she annoys me (climbs into bed with me when there's a storm and licks toes as I drift off to sleep, sets something on fire then fake-crys (which I call 'frying') to get me in trouble) I just pinch down hard on her neck and it gets all better.

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Couldn't find any ones about annoying siblings.

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I have a 13 year old brother who is always moaning about something or other.

 

Also, he can't spell and uses "literally" to emphasize something, such as "OMG that guy just literally got his arm bitten off!" when he watches a movie with sharks.

 

With me being a Grammar Nazi, this infuriates me to no end.

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^lol' date=' is he nuts/stupid/mentally broken/blonde? xD

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Apparently, he's not stupid, just acts like it.

 

He also spelled something a weird way, I can't remember what.

 

He also pronounces Assault "assult".

and he never covers his mouth when he sneezes.

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I have a 13 year old brother who is always moaning about something or other.

 

Also' date=' he can't spell and uses "literally" to emphasize something, such as "OMG that guy just literally got his arm bitten off!" when he watches a movie with sharks.

 

With me being a Grammar Nazi, this infuriates me to no end.

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It literally can't have been a shark movie!

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