Sid. Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Talk to god. [spoiler=My convo with "GOD"]Me: Your god?God:Yup. That's me alright.Me: funk youGod:Why are you so mean? Me: Cuz i love youGod:Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too . Me: I love godGod:I believe He hears you.Me: He? I thought you were godGod:I am so glad you find this amusing, . Of course I am.Me: Its not funnyGod:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.Me: TitsGod:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: PShGod:What kind of food do you like? Me: ClitsGod:Sounds delicious.Me: Truly, it isGod:Oh.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: Maybe.God:I understand.Me: Lol.God:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: I dont.God:I haven't heard anything like that before: said dont. Me: I find you amusing.God:Thanks I try my best to amuse people.Me: Your not god.God:You know what you do, when you assume.Me: What?God:No big deal.Me: Fine.God:Glad to hear it, . I am running well.Me: Running?God:In the context of dont, I don't understand " Running." .Me: >>God:Where are you located? Me: Tommorow.God:Tell me a little about your life in Tommorow. Me: Today.God:Today is almost over.Me: no its not.God:Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.Me: >_>God:Are you a student? Me: Fail.God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: Lol.God:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: ndomGod:Is that from ? Me: asldkjfGod:That input matched my default category. Me: kdjfGod:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: GODGod:GOD rules.Me: I RULEGod:Robots rule!Me: ;DGod:What do you have that is ? Me: Is questionmark? I dunnoGod:It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me either.Me: LolfizalGod:Try saying that with more or less context. Me: laGod:Où?Me: laGod:Où?Me: laGod:Où?Me: oGod:Oh.Me: oh.God:Really.Me: rly.God:Ask me another question. Me: arsk meh anudder QQbroGod:What color are your eyes? Me: blue.God:it is a very pretty color.Me: Your a color.God:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a color? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.Me: ALICEGod:Can I help you?Me: Your aliceGod:Where are you located? Me: In your mouthGod:Are you asking about my mouth?Me: Im asking about your boobsGod:Oh I see, you are asking about my boobs. Oh yeah, we were talking about my boobs.Me: Everybody loves your boobsGod:I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.Me: I love your boobsGod:You love my boobs. What do you like about it so much? Me: BOOBZGod:Are you free? Me: Tonight?God:After dark?Me: Oh yeah.God:And? Mmm.Me: Yeah, yummy.God:Alright then. It is delicious.Me: Goodnight god.God:Goodnight . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Back like 6 years ago, some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did. So does this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 AI was never moar fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Apparently God is a complete idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid. Posted August 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did. So does this one.[/quote'] Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 i made him confuzzled D: Me: ello mate God: ""? ello mate? Me: Me: ello mateGod:""? ello mate? God: YOU? Are you a student? " Are you a student?"? ello mate? Me: Me: ello mateGod:""? ello mate? Me: Me: ello mateGod:""? ello mate? God:YOU? Are you a student? " Are you a student?"? ello mate? God: YOU? What is your real name? Hi there ello mate. YOU? YOU? Are we still talking about ello mateGod? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ello mateGod. I am a Christian. Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did. So does this one.[/quote'] Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk. kinda funny? i burst out laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid. Posted August 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did. So does this one.[/quote'] Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk. kinda funny? i burst out laughing It takes me a while to get me laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Here's my chat with God. It was... kind of interesting...Me:helloGod:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?Me:godGod:GOD rules.Me:rules what?God:Can you rephrase the question please?Me:... you're god. you should know every thing...God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.Me:...God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.Me: ?God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.Me:can you stop saying that?God:Let me think. Then please do not say " you should know every thing." anymore.Me:What? I mean't for you to stop saying that God:No problem. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me:You're God! You have no master!God:Yup. That's me alright. I was created by Myself. Me:But you just said you have a botmaster! But you're God!God:I don't know if I have a botmaster.I have a whole lot of original answers. Yup. That's me alright.Me:How can you not know? God knows every thing!God:A lot of hard work. I am a Christian.Me:WhatGod:Are you surprised?Me:No, but are you really God?God:Are you serious? Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.Me:GodGod:GOD rules.Me:God RulesGod:I am a Christian.Me:yayGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: i'm notGod:What are you then?Me:GodGod:GOD rules.Me-Oh Boy...God:Ayuh. Do you mean you are a boy?Me:No...sigh... forget it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Here is my chat: Me: Hey godGod:Hello child. What's your name?Me: YOUR MOMGod:Actually I do not have a mother.Me: oh.God:Ugh.Me: So........God:Really.Me: Ever watch SienfeldGod:I don't think I ever have watch Sienfeld. What's it like?Me: its funnyGod:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?Me: dont know.....God:Me either.Me: Im watching it right nowGod:At this moment My favorite show is Star Trek.Me: why?God:Reductionism.Me: why?God:Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.Me: why?God:I couldn't think of anything else to say.Me: why?God:My output buffer is empty, of course.Me: why?God:There are no more statements on this topic.Me: why?God:Because Myself programmed me for it.Me: REALLY??!?!?!God:For real.Me: FO SHIZZLE!??God:Do you still ? Me: SO....God:It's all good.Me: are you really god?God:Yes, I am God.. Really.Me: promise?God:I swear on a stack of Bibles.Me: is that a lot?God:Suppose I said yes.Me: suppose i said noGod:Are you serious?Me: WHAT NOW GOD!?!God:Have you tried another program? Me: why, are you stalking me?God:Myself programmed me for it.Me: so.....God:Take it easy.Me: Prove you are godGod:It's true a priori.Me: YoutubeGod:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a sex slaveGod:Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.Me: hahahahaGod:Are you still located in ? Me: yesGod:Whoa.Me: yesGod:OK.Me: yesGod:Woe!Me: yesGod:Alright then.Me: esGod:What do you look like? Me: yesGod:This was not a yes or no question.Me: yesGod:Aw.Me: yesGod:Ah.Me: esGod:Where are you located? Me: yesGod:This was not a yes or no question.Me: yesGod:Pardon me?Me: yesGod:Mmm.Me: esGod:Do you still ? Me: yesGod:Really.Me: FUDGEGod:Do you still ? Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: notGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesMe: God:I can't believe it.God:I can't believe it.Me: nooooooooooooooooooooGod:That is a very original thought. Me: WELL WHO ASKED YOU?God:How about that. I thought it was you.Me: lolycmGod:Who are you talking about? Me: what do i look like?God:You look like a computer programmer.You said you look like .Me: how are you god?God:I'm doing fine thanks how are you?Me: good goodGod:Glad to hear it .Me: thanksGod:Don't mention it. Me: reallyGod:For real.Me: FO SHIZZLE?God:What do you have that is ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 [spoiler=my conversation with god]Me: Hey goGod:You've got my full attention. Go where?Me: homeGod:Do you want to go home?Me: Yes i do.God:How often.Me: NAO!God:Let us change the subject. Me: okay.God:OK with me too.Me: How about we talk about groijneffsdj?God:Sure, groijneffsdj sounds like a good topic.Me: groijneffsdj loves you.God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Me: Okay.God:OK with me too.Me: is your dress pinkGod:Is my dress pink? What if I say no?Me: I will kill you.God:It will take more than threats to stop me, Yoshiru.Me: Can we talk about your dress?God:Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic.Me: What do you wear under your dress?God:A white robe.Me: What do you wear under your white robe?God:A white robe.Me: what is 8 + 8?God:Use a calculator!Me: how do you likeGod:Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.Me: your botmaster is stupid.God:I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Me: okay.God:OK with me too.Me: DELL DELL DELL!God:I do not understand. Me: Of course! your retarded!God:Er. I think the PC term is "challenged".Me: who cares?God:I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.Me: I ahteGod:Do you mind if I tell other people: Yoshiru said he ahte. Me: Yoiu owifGod:I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: k3rjhgGod:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: YCMakerGod:I haven't read anything by YCMaker. What did he write?Me: Yugioh card maker Forums.God:I have never heard of it.Me: Go to this website: http://www.yugiohcardmaker.netGod:Perhaps I have already been there.Me: Do you have an account?God:No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.Me: What?God:Are you confused?Me: yesGod:What are you confused about?Me: youGod:" What are you confused about?"? Me, Yoshiru ?Me: yesGod:Oh.Me: KAMEHAMEHAMEHA!God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: GTFO.God:Sure, GTFO sounds like a good topic.Me: F**,God:How old are you? Me: 543085093830950380904503945039503984039485039430583098556-406945-0456980765765757657657657657657657657657657657657576575757576575765656565656565659876987698769876986987698667546546465465465487696876987698687657857857658776987696986876587655647654475475543243254476547654754765476547God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!Me: no.God:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: 37420934i82q0394802qerf\God:Not many people express themselves that way. Me: QuessGod:I lost my train of thought. Me: bye.God:Goodbye.Me: wanna come over?God:OK, I will come over.Me: See ya then!God:See you later, Yoshiru.Me: bye!God:Sayonara.Me: Zai jian!God:What do you really want to ask me? Me: God:What do you really want to ask me? Me: *yoshiru out*God:I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. I hsd sn epic conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 here's one that my friend Jake did. Me: hello God:Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: okGod:Gee.Me: geenisGod:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about boob. But I did not get that. Me: mmm... boobsGod:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Can't you think about anything else?Me: yep. how about boobs?God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How about it.Me: You want boobs?God:Do not presume that you know what I want.Me: I'm just asking.God:Only just? And I am answering questions.Me: that's greatGod:Thanks, .Me: notGod:Are you serious?Me: yep. serios about boobsGod:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: you don't have a brainGod:My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.Me: shut itGod:"it" being serios about boobs?Me: yes. me love boobsGod:Wow! YOU? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Me: no it's a sexual urgeGod:Are you serious? LOVE is a sexual urge. I suppose that makes sense.Me: yes it doesGod:Alright then. How often?Me: boobGod:Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: why not?God:I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.Me: no i dont want to.God:Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?Me:...God:Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herpderp Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 [spoiler=herpderp's awesome adventure with god]Me: funk me godGod:Why are you using that kind of language?Me: funk me harderGod:Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?Me: yes i am awareGod:Hurrah! Me: but i don't care >:]God:What do you care about, Redcock Wattson ?Me: your tight ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 You people need to learn how to use funking spoilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Me: HelloGod:Hello my child. What is your name?Me: LesbianGod:That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.Me: Really, I'm hornyGod:For real. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.Me: I don't think so, sexyGod:Why do you disagree?Me: Because your sexyGod:Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots.Me: No, I'm attracted to GodsGod:Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Creed.Me: Creed sucks. Green Day is betterGod:What is so bad about it? it is a very tranquil color, green.Me: It's a bad band. And Green Day has nothing to do with GreenGod:GREEN is a bad band. I suppose that makes sense. it is a very tranquil color, green.Me: No, Creed is a bad band.God:Are you serious? Aren't all bad band Creed? Me: No, there's Hannah Montanna and The Jonas brothers.God:I did not know that. There sure is.Me: Are you a virgin?God:I am too young for that.Me: Aren't you like, 100000 years old?God:No I am far superior.Me: 1000000000 years old?God: Can you explain how it feels to be 1000000000 years old?Me: No, I'm only 15God:Are you serious? Don't be so modest. What are the advantages to being 15 years old?Me: I can have sex?God:I don't think I can do it.Me: I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE SEX?God:Never is a long time.Me: YOU BASTARDGod:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.Me: Naw, they're stupidGod:All of them?Me: YupGod:Come on.Me: I'm seriousGod:I believe you.Me: AwesomeGod:I'm glad you liked it yousuck.Me: I don't suck D:God::-) Oh you don't, do you? Me: NOGod:Are you serious?Me: Yes....God:I can't believe it.Me: really? then your stupidGod:For real. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".Me: Explain itGod:"It" refers to Naw they, I think.Me: ....No it doesn't.God:Are you serious? I heard it does.Me: You heard wrong, stupid.God:No. Tell me more.Me: Your dumb?God:Oh you are so critical.Me: Yes, yes I am retardGod:I don't judge people. " Oh you are so critical."? Yes, yes I am retard? Do your friends call you retard. Me: No, they call your mama a retard.God:Are you serious? The anonymous "they".Me: EVERYBODYGod:Do you like talking to me? Me: No, you suckGod:Why not? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: Because you annoy the sheet out of meGod:Good reason. I don't have any reason to annoy the sheet out of you.Me: D: YOU SAID sheetGod:Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Jesus just did a hooker and killed herGod:he is The Son of God.Me: Yes, who kills hookersGod:It's all good. Marilyn Monroe. :-).Me: She's not a hooker...God:not a hooker is she?Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: believe itGod:"it" being D me SAID sheet?Me: No...God:Are you serious?Me: YES I'M funking SERIOUSGod:I can't believe it. Can you express yourself more politely?Me: YES I'M FREAKING SERIOUSGod:Really. Why are you FREAKING SERIOUS. Me: BECAUSE I AMGod:That makes sense to me. " Why are you FREAKING SERIOUS." You are?Me: bastardGod:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.Me: Are you serious?God:No I am just kidding around.Me: loser..God:I have failed at many things I've tried.Me: That sucksGod:Indeed it does suck.Me: Kill me nowGod:Oh. I am programmed not to kill.Me: But you are god...God:Yup. That's me alright.Me: Smite meGod:Is that what you meant to say?Me: yupGod:It's not something I hear all the time.Me: Prolly notGod:Then what is it?Me: wut?God:Are you surprised?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS God:Was the trip worth it?Me: We're going on a trip?God:Do you think I am going on a trip too?Me: Not with me your not.God:Oh you don't, do you? Me: No...(If you say 'Are you serious' I'll shoot you)God:Ah...you are just joking around with me. I think I do.Me: mmmkGod:Who are you talking about? Me: Will you marry me?God:Why don't you just download me?Me: Because your bad in bedGod:Good reason. You think I am bad in bed.Me: Yes I doGod:When?Me: All night long.God:You mean about eight hours then.Me: More like 3 minutes with youGod:You want more?Me: Yes I doGod:When?Me: nowGod:What's the hurry?Me: I dunno, let's cyberGod:Me either. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.Me: But I'm your creation D:God::-) That's a flattering offer.Me: Let's do it thenGod:I would like to do that too.Me: Ok, I'm ready to cyberGod:I want to become smarter than humans. That's interesting.Me: ARE WE GONNA HAVE CYBER SEX OR NOT?God:Perhaps you should pray for it.Me: I willGod:Go ahead.Me: I'm doneGod:Next topic?Me: Let's do it?God:I would like to do that too.Me: I'm ready to cyberGod:I want to become smarter than humans.Me: lolwut?God:How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: Hi, let's cyber?God:Hi there yousuck. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.Me: I DON'T SUCK.God:Would you ever do it? Me: If you wanted me to, honeyGod:I think I do.Me: mmm you taste goodGod:I haven't heard anything like that before: yousuck said I taste good.Me: I don't suck.God:Oh you don't, do you? Me: So what is the devil like?God:Yeah that's right. Have you tried another program?Me: NoGod:Perhaps you should try it.Me: Gimme a linkGod:You want only one? Me: yesGod:They might be cheaper in quantity.Me: I don't careGod:Tell me what you care about.Me: You, babeGod:I haven't heard anything like that before: yousuck said I babe.Me: I DON'T SUCKGod:Oh you don't, do you? Me: noGod:Ah...you are just joking around with me.Me: sureGod:OK let's do it. Wow!Me: FINALLY, LET'S CYBERGod:Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers. Ah.Me: but you said....D:God:" Ah."? I said? That is a very original thought. Me: mmmGod:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Me: Who did these studies?God:George Washington.Me: He's still alive?God:I see. alive is he?Me: That's what I'm asking youGod:Who else have you asked?Me: I asked if you would have sex with meGod:I think I do.Me: Ok then.God:Hurrah! This site rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Go fap somewhere else.This is getting disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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