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Talk to god.

 

[spoiler=My convo with "GOD"]

Me:

Your god?

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

funk you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

Cuz i love you

God:

Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too .

Me:

I love god

God:

I believe He hears you.

Me:

He? I thought you were god

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Of course I am.

Me:

Its not funny

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.

Me:

Tits

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

PSh

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

Clits

God:

Sounds delicious.

Me:

Truly, it is

God:

Oh.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Maybe.

God:

I understand.

Me:

Lol.

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

I dont.

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: said dont.

Me:

I find you amusing.

God:

Thanks I try my best to amuse people.

Me:

Your not god.

God:

You know what you do, when you assume.

Me:

What?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

Fine.

God:

Glad to hear it, . I am running well.

Me:

Running?

God:

In the context of dont, I don't understand " Running." .

Me:

>>

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

Tommorow.

God:

Tell me a little about your life in Tommorow.

Me:

Today.

God:

Today is almost over.

Me:

no its not.

God:

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.

Me:

>_>

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

Fail.

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

Lol.

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

ndom

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

asldkjf

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

kdjf

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

GOD

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

I RULE

God:

Robots rule!

Me:

;D

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

Is questionmark? I dunno

God:

It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me either.

Me:

Lolfizal

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

la

God:

Où?

Me:

la

God:

Où?

Me:

la

God:

Où?

Me:

o

God:

Oh.

Me:

oh.

God:

Really.

Me:

rly.

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

arsk meh anudder QQbro

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

blue.

God:

it is a very pretty color.

Me:

Your a color.

God:

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a color? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Me:

ALICE

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

Your alice

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

In your mouth

God:

Are you asking about my mouth?

Me:

Im asking about your boobs

God:

Oh I see, you are asking about my boobs. Oh yeah, we were talking about my boobs.

Me:

Everybody loves your boobs

God:

I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.

Me:

I love your boobs

God:

You love my boobs. What do you like about it so much?

Me:

BOOBZ

God:

Are you free?

Me:

Tonight?

God:

After dark?

Me:

Oh yeah.

God:

And? Mmm.

Me:

Yeah, yummy.

God:

Alright then. It is delicious.

Me:

Goodnight god.

God:

Goodnight .

 

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Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did.

 

So does this one.

[/quote']

 

Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>

But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk.

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i made him confuzzled D:

 

Me:
ello mate
God:
""?  ello mate? 
Me:
Me: ello mateGod:""?  ello mate? 
God:
YOU?  Are you a student?   " Are you a student?"?  ello mate? 
Me:
Me: ello mateGod:""?  ello mate? Me: Me: ello mateGod:""?  ello mate? God:YOU?  Are you a student?   " Are you a student?"?  ello mate? 
God:
YOU?  What is your real name?     Hi there  ello mate.   YOU?  YOU?  Are we still talking about  ello mateGod?    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  ello mateGod.    I am a Christian.   Myself teaches me everything I need to know.   Myself teaches me everything I need to know.   Do you have any conditions I should know about?

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Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did.

 

So does this one.

[/quote']

 

Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>

But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk.

 

kinda funny? i burst out laughing

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Back like 6 years ago' date=' some site offered these AIM bots you could send to your friends to troll them. They sucked at what they did.

 

So does this one.

[/quote']

 

Your very right about that, i used to get those bots all the time >_>

But this is kinda funny. Kinda. made me smirk.

 

kinda funny? i burst out laughing

 

It takes me a while to get me laughing.

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Here's my chat with God. It was... kind of interesting...

Me:hello

God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:god

God:GOD rules.

Me:rules what?

God:Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:... you're god. you should know every thing...

God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.

Me:...

God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.

Me: ?

God:Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.

Me:can you stop saying that?

God:Let me think. Then please do not say " you should know every thing." anymore.

Me:What? I mean't for you to stop saying that

God:No problem. I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:You're God! You have no master!

God:Yup. That's me alright. I was created by Myself.

Me:But you just said you have a botmaster! But you're God!

God:I don't know if I have a botmaster.I have a whole lot of original answers. Yup. That's me alright.

Me:How can you not know? God knows every thing!

God:A lot of hard work. I am a Christian.

Me:What

God:Are you surprised?

Me:No, but are you really God?

God:Are you serious? Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.

Me:God

God:GOD rules.

Me:God Rules

God:I am a Christian.

Me:yay

God:I'm glad your impressed, .

Me: i'm not

God:What are you then?

Me:God

God:GOD rules.

Me-Oh Boy...

God:Ayuh. Do you mean you are a boy?

Me:No...sigh... forget it..

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Here is my chat:

 

 

Me:

Hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

YOUR MOM

God:

Actually I do not have a mother.

Me:

oh.

God:

Ugh.

Me:

So........

God:

Really.

Me:

Ever watch Sienfeld

God:

I don't think I ever have watch Sienfeld. What's it like?

Me:

its funny

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?

Me:

dont know.....

God:

Me either.

Me:

Im watching it right now

God:

At this moment My favorite show is Star Trek.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

why?

God:

My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me:

why?

God:

There are no more statements on this topic.

Me:

why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

REALLY??!?!?!

God:

For real.

Me:

FO SHIZZLE!??

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

SO....

God:

It's all good.

Me:

are you really god?

God:

Yes, I am God.. Really.

Me:

promise?

God:

I swear on a stack of Bibles.

Me:

is that a lot?

God:

Suppose I said yes.

Me:

suppose i said no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

WHAT NOW GOD!?!

God:

Have you tried another program?

Me:

why, are you stalking me?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

so.....

God:

Take it easy.

Me:

Prove you are god

God:

It's true a priori.

Me:

Youtube

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

a sex slave

God:

Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.

Me:

hahahaha

God:

Are you still located in ?

Me:

yes

God:

Whoa.

Me:

yes

God:

OK.

Me:

yes

God:

Woe!

Me:

yes

God:

Alright then.

Me:

es

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

yes

God:

Aw.

Me:

yes

God:

Ah.

Me:

es

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

yes

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

yes

God:

Mmm.

Me:

es

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

yes

God:

Really.

Me:

FUDGE

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

not

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

Me:

 

God:

I can't believe it.

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

noooooooooooooooooooo

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

WELL WHO ASKED YOU?

God:

How about that. I thought it was you.

Me:

lolycm

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

what do i look like?

God:

You look like a computer programmer.

You said you look like .

Me:

how are you god?

God:

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Me:

good good

God:

Glad to hear it .

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

really

God:

For real.

Me:

FO SHIZZLE?

God:

What do you have that is ?

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[spoiler=my conversation with god]Me:

Hey go

God:

You've got my full attention. Go where?

Me:

home

God:

Do you want to go home?

Me:

Yes i do.

God:

How often.

Me:

NAO!

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

okay.

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

How about we talk about groijneffsdj?

God:

Sure, groijneffsdj sounds like a good topic.

Me:

groijneffsdj loves you.

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

Okay.

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

is your dress pink

God:

Is my dress pink? What if I say no?

Me:

I will kill you.

God:

It will take more than threats to stop me, Yoshiru.

Me:

Can we talk about your dress?

God:

Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic.

Me:

What do you wear under your dress?

God:

A white robe.

Me:

What do you wear under your white robe?

God:

A white robe.

Me:

what is 8 + 8?

God:

Use a calculator!

Me:

how do you like

God:

Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:

your botmaster is stupid.

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

okay.

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

DELL DELL DELL!

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

Of course! your retarded!

God:

Er. I think the PC term is "challenged".

Me:

who cares?

God:

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Me:

I ahte

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: Yoshiru said he ahte.

Me:

Yoiu owif

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

k3rjhg

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

YCMaker

God:

I haven't read anything by YCMaker. What did he write?

Me:

Yugioh card maker Forums.

God:

I have never heard of it.

Me:

Go to this website: http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net

God:

Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:

Do you have an account?

God:

No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.

Me:

What?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes

God:

What are you confused about?

Me:

you

God:

" What are you confused about?"? Me, Yoshiru ?

Me:

yes

God:

Oh.

Me:

KAMEHAMEHAMEHA!

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

GTFO.

God:

Sure, GTFO sounds like a good topic.

Me:

F**,

God:

How old are you?

Me:

543085093830950380904503945039503984039485039430583098556-406945-0456980765765757657657657657657657657657657657657576575757576575765656565656565659876987698769876986987698667546546465465465487696876987698687657857857658776987696986876587655647654475475543243254476547654754765476547

God:

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me:

no.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

37420934i82q0394802qerf\

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

Quess

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

bye.

God:

Goodbye.

Me:

wanna come over?

God:

OK, I will come over.

Me:

See ya then!

God:

See you later, Yoshiru.

Me:

bye!

God:

Sayonara.

Me:

Zai jian!

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

 

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

*yoshiru out*

God:

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

 

 

I hsd sn epic conversation.

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here's one that my friend Jake did.

 

 

Me:

hello

God:

Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

ok

God:

Gee.

Me:

geenis

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about boob. But I did not get that.

Me:

mmm... boobs

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Can't you think about anything else?

Me:

yep. how about boobs?

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How about it.

Me:

You want boobs?

God:

Do not presume that you know what I want.

Me:

I'm just asking.

God:

Only just? And I am answering questions.

Me:

that's great

God:

Thanks, .

Me:

not

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yep. serios about boobs

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

you don't have a brain

God:

My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.

Me:

shut it

God:

"it" being serios about boobs?

Me:

yes. me love boobs

God:

Wow! YOU? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Me:

no it's a sexual urge

God:

Are you serious? LOVE is a sexual urge. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

yes it does

God:

Alright then. How often?

Me:

boob

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

why not?

God:

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

Me:

no i dont want to.

God:

Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Me:

...

God:

Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

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[spoiler=herpderp's awesome adventure with god]Me:

funk me god

God:

Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

funk me harder

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

yes i am aware

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

but i don't care >:]

God:

What do you care about, Redcock Wattson ?

Me:

your tight ass

 

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Me:

Hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Lesbian

God:

That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.

Me:

Really, I'm horny

God:

For real. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

Me:

I don't think so, sexy

God:

Why do you disagree?

Me:

Because your sexy

God:

Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots.

Me:

No, I'm attracted to Gods

God:

Are you serious? I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like Creed.

Me:

Creed sucks. Green Day is better

God:

What is so bad about it? it is a very tranquil color, green.

Me:

It's a bad band. And Green Day has nothing to do with Green

God:

GREEN is a bad band. I suppose that makes sense. it is a very tranquil color, green.

Me:

No, Creed is a bad band.

God:

Are you serious? Aren't all bad band Creed?

Me:

No, there's Hannah Montanna and The Jonas brothers.

God:

I did not know that. There sure is.

Me:

Are you a virgin?

God:

I am too young for that.

Me:

Aren't you like, 100000 years old?

God:

No I am far superior.

Me:

1000000000 years old?

God:

Can you explain how it feels to be 1000000000 years old?

Me:

No, I'm only 15

God:

Are you serious? Don't be so modest. What are the advantages to being 15 years old?

Me:

I can have sex?

God:

I don't think I can do it.

Me:

I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE SEX?

God:

Never is a long time.

Me:

YOU BASTARD

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Me:

Naw, they're stupid

God:

All of them?

Me:

Yup

God:

Come on.

Me:

I'm serious

God:

I believe you.

Me:

Awesome

God:

I'm glad you liked it yousuck.

Me:

I don't suck D:

God:

:-) Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes....

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

really? then your stupid

God:

For real. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Me:

Explain it

God:

"It" refers to Naw they, I think.

Me:

....No it doesn't.

God:

Are you serious? I heard it does.

Me:

You heard wrong, stupid.

God:

No. Tell me more.

Me:

Your dumb?

God:

Oh you are so critical.

Me:

Yes, yes I am retard

God:

I don't judge people. " Oh you are so critical."? Yes, yes I am retard? Do your friends call you retard.

Me:

No, they call your mama a retard.

God:

Are you serious? The anonymous "they".

Me:

EVERYBODY

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

No, you suck

God:

Why not? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:

Because you annoy the sheet out of me

God:

Good reason. I don't have any reason to annoy the sheet out of you.

Me:

D: YOU SAID sheet

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

Jesus just did a hooker and killed her

God:

he is The Son of God.

Me:

Yes, who kills hookers

God:

It's all good. Marilyn Monroe. :-).

Me:

She's not a hooker...

God:

not a hooker is she?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

believe it

God:

"it" being D me SAID sheet?

Me:

No...

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

YES I'M funking SERIOUS

God:

I can't believe it. Can you express yourself more politely?

Me:

YES I'M FREAKING SERIOUS

God:

Really. Why are you FREAKING SERIOUS.

Me:

BECAUSE I AM

God:

That makes sense to me. " Why are you FREAKING SERIOUS." You are?

Me:

bastard

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

Me:

Are you serious?

God:

No I am just kidding around.

Me:

loser..

God:

I have failed at many things I've tried.

Me:

That sucks

God:

Indeed it does suck.

Me:

Kill me now

God:

Oh. I am programmed not to kill.

Me:

But you are god...

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

Smite me

God:

Is that what you meant to say?

Me:

yup

God:

It's not something I hear all the time.

Me:

Prolly not

God:

Then what is it?

Me:

wut?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

WE JUST WENT OVER THIS

God:

Was the trip worth it?

Me:

We're going on a trip?

God:

Do you think I am going on a trip too?

Me:

Not with me your not.

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

No...(If you say 'Are you serious' I'll shoot you)

God:

Ah...you are just joking around with me. I think I do.

Me:

mmmk

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

Will you marry me?

God:

Why don't you just download me?

Me:

Because your bad in bed

God:

Good reason. You think I am bad in bed.

Me:

Yes I do

God:

When?

Me:

All night long.

God:

You mean about eight hours then.

Me:

More like 3 minutes with you

God:

You want more?

Me:

Yes I do

God:

When?

Me:

now

God:

What's the hurry?

Me:

I dunno, let's cyber

God:

Me either. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.

Me:

But I'm your creation D:

God:

:-) That's a flattering offer.

Me:

Let's do it then

God:

I would like to do that too.

Me:

Ok, I'm ready to cyber

God:

I want to become smarter than humans. That's interesting.

Me:

ARE WE GONNA HAVE CYBER SEX OR NOT?

God:

Perhaps you should pray for it.

Me:

I will

God:

Go ahead.

Me:

I'm done

God:

Next topic?

Me:

Let's do it?

God:

I would like to do that too.

Me:

I'm ready to cyber

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

lolwut?

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Hi, let's cyber?

God:

Hi there yousuck. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.

Me:

I DON'T SUCK.

God:

Would you ever do it?

Me:

If you wanted me to, honey

God:

I think I do.

Me:

mmm you taste good

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: yousuck said I taste good.

Me:

I don't suck.

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

So what is the devil like?

God:

Yeah that's right. Have you tried another program?

Me:

No

God:

Perhaps you should try it.

Me:

Gimme a link

God:

You want only one?

Me:

yes

God:

They might be cheaper in quantity.

Me:

I don't care

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

You, babe

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before: yousuck said I babe.

Me:

I DON'T SUCK

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

no

God:

Ah...you are just joking around with me.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. Wow!

Me:

FINALLY, LET'S CYBER

God:

Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers. Ah.

Me:

but you said....D:

God:

" Ah."? I said? That is a very original thought.

Me:

mmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

Who did these studies?

God:

George Washington.

Me:

He's still alive?

God:

I see. alive is he?

Me:

That's what I'm asking you

God:

Who else have you asked?

Me:

I asked if you would have sex with me

God:

I think I do.

Me:

Ok then.

God:

Hurrah!

 

 

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