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XP wow I am amazed how people posted so quick. Well I have remembered one. Once upon a time (LOL) I was wrestling with my cousin and we were creating movements then I picked him up and then higher and when I was about to throw him to the floor I farted XP he laughed and I did too but then I threw him to the floor :3

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[spoiler=I Fail. Hard.]About a year or so ago I went on vacation to Massachusetts and during our stay there we went to some mall. At the mall there was this pizza place, and I was starving so I ate about 3 slices of pizza. About 30 minutes later, my stomach begins to rumble. I've got this massive poop building up in my bowels and I'm at a mall with 3 women who love to shop... Not good. About 20 minutes later I decide that this isn't going to wait. I dart towards the restrooms and, not looking, I accidentally run into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad, I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. So I'm going to town on this toilet and it's making A LOT of noise. So I finish up and when I walk out there's these 3 extremely hot girls just standing there, staring at me. And all I could do was go... "Uh... Hey." and continue to wash my hands.

 

:-( Needless to say, I didn't get their numbers.

 

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  • freshman year, me and this hot girl & her friend were playing a game where the answer
    to the question consisted of 2 rhyming words; the question I failed on was "a mad cat", so the
    answer was "crabby tabby". Of course, I start just go ahead without thinking and said fussy *ussy....then kinda...remembered what it means xD the girl was like all D: and I was like ><
  • at least nobody else heard it.

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i got rejected by the girl i like then she sprains my thumb in gym (coincidence?). Then i go to the school dance the same girl acidentley slams my sprained thumb in a door. that hurts like hell. then i go get a bag of ice. after a while it melts and then breaks over my cr*tch. then my best friend who is a girl sees me and im thinking oh sh*t . after a while it dries and u cant see it. i ask a girl i mentioned earlier to dance. i get rejected again. i go home eat lobster and get food poisoning from it and when i went that night im think WTF

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Well this one happened to my friend...

we were seated on the seats in physical education.. I was drawing and a girl big and black (not racist (At least not me xP)) steped and crushed my sharpener. My friend yelled jabroni and the girl heard.OMG she beat up my friend xP.

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In fourth or fifth grade some 3 or three girls were ganging up on me. On of them ran at me fists raised. I stuck out my leg and got her in the stomach. Needless to say, her friends took her to the teacher but the teacher didn't punish me after I explained the situation. I know, I rule :D

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Once I was in starbucks with my friend. he had his laptop. He wrote a url link which was turbobit or w/e. I accidently read it "Turbotit" so I shouted "WTF?! WUT'S TURBOTIT?!" loudly. But that wasn't embarrassing.

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OMGAKITTY what did your mom do!? lol

 

Anyway, the most embarrasing thing I remember happening to me was when I was in kindergarden and I asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She said I had to hold it. Not even 10 second after she said that... well you get the idea.

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some girl in my class this year who hastes me said your an ass-whole actually she screamed it. then she whispered omigod did all you hear that. i started lmao-ing then my teacher came over...

And i laughed even harder.

when we had our buddies 2 years ago in 5th grade mine took a sheet on the rug and no one noticed until they left. when i saw it im thinking oh-crap. no one new it was my buddy though

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Heres something that happened recently.

 

I was with my friend and his parents were home and they asked if we could put in one of their cds in the stereo so we did and then I said "wait thats not the right one"

 

And he says "what did I put in"

 

And then at full volume all around the house everyone at the party heard a rapper say this really loud over and over again.

 

The rapper said "lets **** his *** hole!"

 

His parents asked us a minute later after we changed cds really fast "what were you listening to?"

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