Great Unclean One: VK Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 men and few women who joined this site.I noticed that few of you might be ready for a zombie infestation. Well, im here to drill all of you hard till you all get it in your head. As we all know, shooting the head is good, severing the head from the body is better, but making it clean, quick and simple is the best. But many people believe that they can just survive by boarding up their homes and have lots of bullets, the truth is you always need to move. When you do settle down, have a escape plan. think of many ways that ONLY you and your allies can get out. Not to mention many other things. [spoiler= The virus]As we all know (or most of us) the Zombies are powered by a virus, called Solunam. This virus is transmitted by bodily fluids. Never exchanged body fluids with the infected. This also includes kissing and such. The virus takes a long time to change the body. The heart and other organs stop making the host "dead". After a few hours or so, the host reawakens and go on a hunt for human flesh. The brain which is a muscle before the infection is changed into a organ, explaining the need to shoot it's brain. When dispatching one, keep it clean so blood and such will not spill and spread the infection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Zombies would win, regardless of how prepared we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 If I'm zombified, I wanna become a Tank or a Hunter. If I'm not, I'll get on a jeep and open fire as we leave (while wearing protective gear [gas masks etc]). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Oh god, why no-one told me that this dude was gonna double thread this? D: I still have my bazooka, so who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I highly doubt he's trying to troll us. He's too stupid for that. So I'm just going to laugh at the fact that he takes zombies seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I highly doubt he's trying to troll us. He's too stupid for that. So I'm just going to laugh at the fact that he takes zombies seriously. Didnt OMGAKITTY say you were a zombie with a chainsaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 ~sigh~ double post.. D= not coolanyway..who needs to be zombiefied, when your already an undead vampire?plus i have a atomic bomb... ;DI'm good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 ITT: OP read "Zombie Survival Guide" and believed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Pssh, I've got my video games practice... I'm gonna go adventure in the wild kick some zombie ANUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Pssh' date=' I've got my video games practice... I'm gonna go [s']adventure in the wild[/s] kick some zombie ANUS! Can I help you? D=[seriousness]But seriously, serious topic, is serious. [/seriousness] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Pssh' date=' I've got my video games practice... I'm gonna go [s']adventure in the wild[/s] kick some zombie ANUS! Can I help you? D=[seriousness]But seriously, serious topic, is serious. [/seriousness] First, I need to get my gun... (heheh DBZ abridged joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Those poor necrophiles. :( They never stood a chance. I'll become a Necromancer and amass an army. Whoever wins depends on the chance if good old fashioned zombies are better than those viral zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Davok is right. Viral zombies are like Left 4 Dead.... Zombies that rise from the dead for no apparent reason is better. Jesus necromanced a few people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I found this thread on cracked.com about zombie apocalypse, there's five reasons actually, http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Davok is right. Viral zombies are like Left 4 Dead.... Zombies that rise from the dead for no apparent reason is better. Jesus necromanced a few people. Also, he is a necromanced, as he was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 oh yeah prepearing, givie me a shotgun, 7 shells, a baseball bat and a six pack and i'll be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This topic is stupid. ~Reported~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 this thread isn't stupid, this could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 this thread isn't stupid' date=' this could happen[/quote'] Yes, it can happen, in video games. However last time I check we aren't in a video game, so this is stupid. Lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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