Keeneye47 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 ok here's a joke i heard there was this hunter, he was going hunting in the woods. he found a deer and shot it 2 times. the deer died and the hunter brought it home for dinner. his family ate and 4 hours later, one of his girls went to the bathroom. She was using the bathroom and soon a bullet came out. she yelled "MOM! A BULLET CAME OUT WHEN I USED THE BATHROOM"Then the other girl farted and a bullet came out. She yelled "mom guess what happened". Mom: "i know, a bullet came out when u farted"girl: "No. i farted, a bullet came out, and i shot the dog across the street"! XD, tell me what u think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxlord Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 NF= Not Funny...How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishykid Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 No offence but I didn't really find it funny. But heck, I'm 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regalsword65 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Not funny.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjoume Thunder Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Horrible joke/thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradthecanivingfootlicker Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 NF= Not Funny...How old are you?He's allegedly 18. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 This is the worst joke I've ever heard. You enjoy killing dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSTIX Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Not funny, especially brutal on the dog part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Does that even count as a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeneye47 Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 ok fine i heard when i was 12. 1. it was funny then.2. some ppls still laugh3. yes i'm 18 (i don't like to lie)4. i love dogs. i own 2 now and plan on getting another srry for the bad joke =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 That was, just possibly the worst joke I've ever heard in my life. How the hell could anyone possibly find this funny? So basicly, the TC was like: LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!!!121@122!1111!!! HEY GUISE, I MADE UP A CRAPPY JOKE, WANNA HEAR IT??? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!! A GIRL FARTED AND A BULLET CAME OUT!! LOLOLOL!!@!@@!!111111!!1!!!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 There was this millipede walking through the forest, and it didn't saw this little stick on the road. And it stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, and stumbled, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradthecanivingfootlicker Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18, let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeneye47 Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 You must be really immature to think that joke was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwefan8 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 look im only nine in a day less than a month and that was plain old stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Nice one. I sense that you took a pic from the internet, and put those things there. Not hard actually <_< On-Topic: This joke is no where near funny. If you want a joke, I might tell you to go online first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeneye47 Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Nice one. I sense that you took a pic from the internet, and put those things there. Not hard actually <_< On-Topic: This joke is no where near funny. If you want a joke, I might tell you to go online first.ok how can i prove that's me =/ p.s: what kind of idiot would take a photo of someone else and say it's them. i don't like to lie and i wouldn't to anybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I don't understand this incredibly terrible joke. Please try again in 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Nice one. I sense that you took a pic from the internet, and put those things there. Not hard actually <_< On-Topic: This joke is no where near funny. If you want a joke, I might tell you to go online first.ok how can i prove that's me =/ p.s: what kind of idiot would take a photo of someone else and say it's them. i don't like to lie and i wouldn't to anybody How can you prove that is not you?And it's easy to lie.Just say something that's not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeneye47 Posted August 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Nice one. I sense that you took a pic from the internet, and put those things there. Not hard actually <_< On-Topic: This joke is no where near funny. If you want a joke, I might tell you to go online first.ok how can i prove that's me =/ p.s: what kind of idiot would take a photo of someone else and say it's them. i don't like to lie and i wouldn't to anybody How can you prove that is not you?And it's easy to lie.Just say something that's not true.>_>, your crazy. where in the world am i going to get a picture like that from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Wonderful joke. In fact, it was so funny, I will now repeat it to everyone I know and get stoned to death. You will hear from my lawyer. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lmao if you heard it when you were 12 you wouldn't remember it when your 18' date=' let alone post it on a forum.I highly highly doubt you're 18.[/quote']why u say that, i'm in high school i'm a senior right now and if u think i'm lying i'll show u a pic of me. Nice one. I sense that you took a pic from the internet, and put those things there. Not hard actually <_< On-Topic: This joke is no where near funny. If you want a joke, I might tell you to go online first.ok how can i prove that's me =/ p.s: what kind of idiot would take a photo of someone else and say it's them. i don't like to lie and i wouldn't to anybody How can you prove that is not you?And it's easy to lie.Just say something that's not true.>_>, your crazy. where in the world am i going to get a picture like that from So crazy that I'm not crazy. Right.Photobucket is your friend for pictures with no text. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 This is the stupid version of this joke. There is a much better one which someone needs to dig up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 This topic is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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