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My principal called everyone into the auditorium today.

 

Here was the announcement, shortened, and also edited to make her sound like an idiot:

 

"If someone hits you, and you hit that person back, both of you will be suspended. If you chant "fight!", you will be suspended."

 

It is human instinct to hit someone back after being punched. Discuss the idiocy of morons like my principal.

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My school got a new principal this year. His name is Mr. Hoe.

His first announcement was something along the lines of:

"Remember students, sexual jokes are rude and unfunny. Everyone is offended by them, even teachers"

I mean, his name is Mr. Hoe, his nickname isn't going gardening tool.

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My school got a new principal this year. His name is Mr. Hoe.

His first announcement was something along the lines of:

"Remember students' date=' sexual jokes are rude and unfunny. Everyone is offended by them, even teachers"

I mean, his name is Mr. Hoe, his nickname isn't going gardening tool.

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I lol'd so hard.

 

Sexual jokes are funny. Teachers are just bastards.

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i just went into middle school this year holy s*** it is the worst and my princaple made go to detencian all week for calling someone a idiot...

 

That sucks. Did you fight it?

 

My principal is some fagg who says that the the school is some big "family"' date=' jesus christ were not 5.

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lol @ family

 

My friend went to a Catholic school. He was suspended for saying God didn't exist.

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My stupid school is trying to cater to the parents. We can't say gay, we can't criticize religion or other cultures, and we can't say anything positive about communism because according to my teachers apparently it's the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. Doing any of the above will result in a detention/suspension. Luckily I can justify myself well enough to avoid any real punishment.

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My principal called everyone into the auditorium today.

 

Here was the announcement' date=' shortened, and also edited to make her sound like an idiot:

 

"If someone hits you, and you hit that person back, both of you will be suspended. If you chant "fight!", you will be suspended."

 

It is human instinct to hit someone back after being punched. Discuss the idiocy of morons like my principal.

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I'm sorry, but you are the idiot, sir.

 

The sentimental way to deal with something is to be calm without getting into a fight.

 

I've been in a fist fight at my school once before. What I did was dodge the punch, gripped her arm, and put her hands behind her back so she couldn't escape; like what the police does.

 

She eventually swirmed out of my grip, and I just lead the group of girls in front of a teacher. They packed a punch again, but the teacher interupted it [because I lead the group a bit near the teacher, and she noticed what was going on], and expelled them.

 

The whole time I was calm and quiet.

 

I didn't get hurt, and it worked out easily because people who try to fight are usually idiotic and don't think before they make an action. Therefore, the wise people can make a lead and get them in trouble without making the fighter notice.

 

Don't call me a wimp, for I was wise to do what I did.

 

The punishment schools apply are for safety reasons. Us, as students, are truly the idiots if we can not accept them, for they do have a good reason for being there.

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Lol... You think that's tough? The Canadian justice system itself basically makes it law that if you physically assault somebody back, you're also part of the crime. You don't even have to do worse than the person who starts it.

 

Been like that since I was born.

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Problem is' date=' if somebody breaks into your home armed and then tries to shoot you but misses, and then you comprehend him physically, regardless of how you plead self-defense, you get fined more, since the person didn't actually hurt you.

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Rawr, didn't think of that. ;_;

 

Those rules are pretty messed up then.

 

The rules at my school apply like a cliche.

 

Rudeness, Disrespect, and Not Following the Rules = Warning

ALWAYS acting with rudeness, disrespect, and not following the rules = Go to Principal

 

That applies to everything really. Get a warning, then if you continue, you go to the prinicipal, who decides your fate.

 

Our rules aren't that strict, but I make them strict against myself and my friends <3

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At my old high school my principal is the niceist principal and he was never mad at students and he smokes with the students

 

This might be out of line, but do you live in a ghetto?

 

Meh, if you get caught smoking at my school you get suspended for two days >.>

 

Also I got extra detention for just writing "I like balls" on a sticky note and put it on someones back.

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We're not allowed to wear hats and basecaps on our school! Dx

 

And my principal is a fat guy who always talks about his new cars! Dx

 

And one of my teachers (a female) spends the half lesson in saying "Hmmmm......yes......no, no. Wrong" Dx

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My Science teacher is a psycho. Last year, someone cussed him out and he punched her in the gut. My Math teacher even says, "If he comes at you, you better ran as fast as you can in the other direction, before he gets you! Because that man it crazy!" If a teacher says that, I'd just sit in the corner and hope he doesn't see me. He won't hear me 'cause he's practically deaf.

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