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Public schooling administration is filled with incompetency and idiots. I deal with them as little as possible.

 

This is 150% true.

 

the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

My mother is actually shocked I know more about her when it deals with sex. :/

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That's what I don't get either. Usually' date=' the earliest you hit puberty would be sometime when you're 13, so I'm like WTF.

 

In Canada, the school board forces students to learn about sex and anything else related in grades four, six, eight, and nine. So we know about it a long time beforehand.

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Yes we do but where you get grade four from but now where I live they ban talking about sex and other things and everyone was against this

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We had to see a video about breasts (and wet dreams as well)' date=' and half of the boys in my class were immature morons and starting cracking up. :/

 

They act like they have never seen pornography. owait

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In my fifth grade class we had to watch that same video, and if you acted 'immature' you had to come from the middle school the next year and watch it.

I think I've seen that video 4 or 5 times...

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We had to see a video about breasts (and wet dreams as well)' date=' and half of the boys in my class were immature morons and starting cracking up. :/

 

They act like they have never seen pornography. owait

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In my fifth grade class we had to watch that same video, and if you acted 'immature' you had to come from the middle school the next year and watch it.

I think I've seen that video 4 or 5 times...

 

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└ > I lol'd.

 

What happened after that?

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In 2nd grade, someone started to hit me. When the teacher saw, I told her that the kid was hitting me. She asks me and the kid hitting me if I hit back. I didn't hit, I jut put my hands up to defend myself. But that kid said I did. So the teacher asks the rest of the class, who saw the whole thing, If I hit back. They all said no. So the teacher believes the OTHER kid and IM the one who gets in trouble for fighting back. It was 23 vs. 1 and the teacher still believed the kid over the rest of the class. Hated that teacher ever since.

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My principal called everyone into the auditorium today.

 

Here was the announcement' date=' shortened, and also edited to make her sound like an idiot:

 

"If someone hits you, and you hit that person back, both of you will be suspended. If you chant "fight!", you will be suspended."

 

It is human instinct to hit someone back after being punched. Discuss the idiocy of morons like my principal.

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I'm sorry, but you are the idiot, sir.

 

The sentimental way to deal with something is to be calm without getting into a fight.

 

I've been in a fist fight at my school once before. What I did was dodge the punch, gripped her arm, and put her hands behind her back so she couldn't escape; like what the police does.

 

She eventually swirmed out of my grip, and I just lead the group of girls in front of a teacher. They packed a punch again, but the teacher interupted it [because I lead the group a bit near the teacher, and she noticed what was going on], and expelled them.

 

The whole time I was calm and quiet.

 

I didn't get hurt, and it worked out easily because people who try to fight are usually idiotic and don't think before they make an action. Therefore, the wise people can make a lead and get them in trouble without making the fighter notice.

 

Don't call me a wimp, for I was wise to do what I did.

 

The punishment schools apply are for safety reasons. Us, as students, are truly the idiots if we can not accept them, for they do have a good reason for being there.

 

You are a God. Well, I'm exaggerating alot, but I think you understand the point I'm trying to make. You're awesome for that one.

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Whats even more stupid is PUBLIC SCHOOLS WITH UNIFORMS.

So much for public... Geez.

 

And besides, I can't go to any school like that. Since I ONLY wear blue.

 

On Topic: Meh, it's not moronic. Just saving his rear.

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I hate sex ed, and not cause it is personaly disguisting to watch taapes and look at labeld diagrams, it's because I know more than anyone in my class, they'll stop outside of class and ask me "how do you know so much", and I'll tell you it isn't easy to answer that question

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In 2nd grade' date=' someone started to hit me. When the teacher saw, I told her that the kid was hitting me. She asks me and the kid hitting me if I hit back. I didn't hit, I jut put my hands up to defend myself. But that kid said I did. So the teacher asks the rest of the class, who saw the whole thing, If I hit back. They all said no. So the teacher believes the OTHER kid and IM the one who gets in trouble for fighting back. It was 23 vs. 1 and the teacher still believed the kid over the rest of the class. Hated that teacher ever since.

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I would have stuck my finger up to her the last day of school after school ended. As long as you were off school grounds, she can't do crap back.

 

Whats even more stupid is PUBLIC SCHOOLS WITH UNIFORMS.

So much for public... Geez.

 

And besides' date=' I can't go to any school like that. Since I ONLY wear blue.

 

On Topic: Meh, it's not moronic. Just saving his rear.

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Public Schools with uniforms? What is this, the 1800's?

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I don't see what is the point of uniforms? It's kind of stupid. You'd rather have kids express themselves (with some regulations).

 

My school doesn't have any clothes regulations, except 1. No racism or violence should be portrayed. Meaning that girls can wear the shortest of shortest of SHORTEST of skirts/pants and get away with it. Also, all the male teachers in my school are pervs. xD

 

Lucky-ass girls.

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

oh no i just never tries it til this year. =3

eh Health was ok.. I had Coaches like all three times

 

That sounds horribly wrong.

 

Anyways' date=' anything else about the topic?

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i kno everythought it was... but Female teachers won't talk about it.... i'm serious =/ half of the teachers at my school are either old broads or young just out of college....

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

oh no i just never tries it til this year. =3

eh Health was ok.. I had Coaches like all three times

 

That sounds horribly wrong.

 

Anyways' date=' anything else about the topic?

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i kno everythought it was... but Female teachers won't talk about it.... i'm serious =/ half of the teachers at my school are either old broads or young just out of college....

 

That doesn't help.

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Well this is the same in my school.

 

Scenario- Year seven getting the sheet beaten out of him he throws one punch every one who was in the 'FIGHT' If that what you can call it, includsing the year seven got suspended the people who were hitting him came off unscathed where as he had a busted nose and a black eye all Pricipals/head masters are baka and we just have to live with it until we leave school

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

oh no i just never tries it til this year. =3

eh Health was ok.. I had Coaches like all three times

 

That sounds horribly wrong.

 

Anyways' date=' anything else about the topic?

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i kno everythought it was... but Female teachers won't talk about it.... i'm serious =/ half of the teachers at my school are either old broads or young just out of college....

 

That doesn't help.

 

*shrugs*it doesnt matter to me

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Well this is the same in my school.

 

Scenario- Year seven getting the s*** beaten out of him he throws one punch every one who was in the 'FIGHT' If that what you can call it' date=' includsing the year seven got suspended the people who were hitting him came off unscathed where as he had a busted nose and a black eye all Pricipals/head masters are f*****s and we just have to live with it until we leave school

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I didn't quite understand that, TBH.

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