Nuchiha101 Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Hey guys, ever wondered what happened to the Mayans? I found a couple of theories. 1. Disease2. War3. They were interdimensional beings ( O.o )4. They were visited by aliens and taken somewhere5. Natural disaster The Mayans being interdimensional beings is interesting and it supports the alien theory, it looks very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 A race before them predicted the end of the Mayan culture years before the Mayans existed, so there was mass suicide. Before the suicide, however, they predicted the extinction of us so we would also mass suicide and continue the chain. [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Why would they mass suicide? There would be bodies, problem is, no bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 I don't think you understand that my post was 100% sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 They were probably conquered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Haven't you seen Apocalypto? Obviously the best warriors were defeated by Ronaldinho and the rest commited suicide to avoid the shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 I didn't realize Mayans were Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Japanese are not the only ones to do Harakiri. Haven't you seen Quo Vadis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Conquered by who? The Aztecs?! HA! They were very far from eatch other and didn't even know the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Yeah, and who conquered the Aztecs? The Spanish? HA! They were very far from each other and didn't even know the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 What I meant was that they never interacted, they would of been bodies at the Mayan cities, there are none. The Aztecs recorded their war with the Spnaish but not with the Mayans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Because its impossible for bodies to rot away over time. It is also impossible for Mayans to have been assimilated into the conquering nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 The bodies may rot but there will be bones. We have bones that are thousands of years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Because bones will always be fossilized, 100% guaranteed. Its also impossible that they moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Moved to where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Moved to a place we have not bothered to dig and check if there were any bones there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuchiha101 Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 But why would they move? They were at a nice place with plenty of resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Because maybe they got their asses handed to them by someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 A bit off topic, but how do you get your ass handed to you? Back on topic: is this a 2012 thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 A bit off topic' date=' but how do you get your ass handed to you?[/quote']Step 1: Tear Off Person's AssStep 2: Wrap Ass In Cheap Outdated Easter Wrapping PaperStep 3: Nervously Give To Said Person During Random Holiday As A Backup Present In Case You Forget To Get Them OneStep 4: Typing In All Caps Like This Is Annoying Anyways, what the hell? Mayans were practically all wiped out by those greedy Spaniards, I believe. I don't see why their existence or lack thereof matters more than other primitives races. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 A bit off topic' date=' but how do you get your ass handed to you?[/quote']Step 1: Tear Off Person's AssStep 2: Wrap Ass In Cheap Outdated Easter Wrapping PaperStep 3: Nervously Give To Said Person During Random Holiday As A Backup Present In Case You Forget To Get Them OneStep 4: Typing In All Caps Like This Is Annoying Anyways, what the hell? Mayans were practically all wiped out by those greedy Spaniards, I believe. I don't see why their existence or lack thereof matters more than other primitives races. Out of all the ancient civilizations, he chooses the Mayans because they can apparently predict the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 A bit off topic' date=' but how do you get your ass handed to you?[/quote']Step 1: Tear Off Person's AssStep 2: Wrap Ass In Cheap Outdated Easter Wrapping PaperStep 3: Nervously Give To Said Person During Random Holiday As A Backup Present In Case You Forget To Get Them OneStep 4: Typing In All Caps Like This Is Annoying Anyways, what the hell? Mayans were practically all wiped out by those greedy Spaniards, I believe. I don't see why their existence or lack thereof matters more than other primitives races. Out of all the ancient civilizations, he chooses the Mayans because they can apparently predict the future. I predicted you would say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 A bit off topic' date=' but how do you get your ass handed to you?[/quote']Step 1: Tear Off Person's AssStep 2: Wrap Ass In Cheap Outdated Easter Wrapping PaperStep 3: Nervously Give To Said Person During Random Holiday As A Backup Present In Case You Forget To Get Them OneStep 4: Typing In All Caps Like This Is Annoying Anyways, what the hell? Mayans were practically all wiped out by those greedy Spaniards, I believe. I don't see why their existence or lack thereof matters more than other primitives races. Out of all the ancient civilizations, he chooses the Mayans because they can apparently predict the future. I predicted you would say that. I predicted you would say that you predicted me saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I predict a bunch of crappy CGI-abusing movies centered around 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 A bit off topic' date=' but how do you get your ass handed to you?[/quote']Step 1: Tear Off Person's AssStep 2: Wrap Ass In Cheap Outdated Easter Wrapping PaperStep 3: Nervously Give To Said Person During Random Holiday As A Backup Present In Case You Forget To Get Them OneStep 4: Typing In All Caps Like This Is Annoying Anyways, what the hell? Mayans were practically all wiped out by those greedy Spaniards, I believe. I don't see why their existence or lack thereof matters more than other primitives races. Out of all the ancient civilizations, he chooses the Mayans because they can apparently predict the future. I predicted you would say that. I predicted you would say that you predicted me saying that. Ah, but I knew you were going to predict what I predicted you predicting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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