Death Metal Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 So you decide to take a stroll down your local dark alley and you get kidnapped. You're now a slave stuffed in a small crate heading towards some god-forbidden country. You have two choices. Live out the rest of your pathetic life as a slave (It might just beat your current pathetic life, you never know). OR Use the pointy nails in the poorly made crate to commit suicide. Before you vote on your choice, you should know that your slavers will shoot you down in a heartbeat. So escape is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Try to escape. Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Try to escape. Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride. Wise choice. I expected that one to show up. Just not that soon. Kudos to you my good man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd just kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Try to escape. Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride. This. Pride is everything for me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Try to escape. Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride. This =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Escape, because then even if I die it's effectively a better suicide than some badly made nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd be a slave. Who knows, I might get a nice master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Suicide is a coward's way out. Wait for the best chance at escape, take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Um... I'll become a slave if it's a sex slave =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Um... I'll become a slave if it's a sex slave =D Sure. Unfortunatly your master is a hairy lumberjack named Steve. Enjoy your life. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Noes, damnit D:< I wanted a hot chick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 that depends what kind of slave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Noes' date=' damnit D:< I wanted a hot chick![/quote'] Tough luck bro. Suicide is still a option. =p that depends what kind of slave? The "work your ass into the ground and whip you while you do it" kind of slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Hm...Suicide or get f**ked in the ass by a hairy Lumberjack...? It's obvious what I would pick ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I pick slavery so i can start a riot and kill my master's ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I pick slavery so i can start a riot and kill my master's ass So basically your gonna pick suicide. Cuzz the slavers are armed to the teeth and all you have is a shovel. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd probably pick slavery in the hopes I get hired as a slave for some chick. Even if I didn't I'd still pick slavery, maybe suicide if everything goes arse about face. Being a butler for a rich family might be pretty cool too, I could poison them all at the dinner table, or romance their young daughters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I pick slavery so i can start a riot and kill my master's ass So basically your gonna pick suicide. Cuzz the slavers are armed to the teeth and all you have is a shovel. xD Diamond Shovel =P And Slaves should be pretty fast, running away from punishments and stuff. Slavers = Old Fat Hillbillies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Escape' date=' because then even if I die it's effectively a better suicide than some badly made nails.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 I pick slavery so i can start a riot and kill my master's ass So basically your gonna pick suicide. Cuzz the slavers are armed to the teeth and all you have is a shovel. xD Diamond Shovel =P And Slaves should be pretty fast' date=' running away from punishments and stuff. Slavers = Old Fat Hillbillies[/quote'] Who usually have the local law enforcement or military on their side. Along with every other free family in the area. And a good amount of slaves. Good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 i actually pick slavery cause of the modern day weapons they have now and most of the time you'll have at least 5 or six slaves at your side against 1 master who is probably a skinny man who carries a gay whip so you could overpower him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 i actually pick slavery cause of the modern day weapons they have now and most of the time you'll have at least 5 or six slaves at your side against 1 master who is probably a skinny man who carries a gay whip so you could overpower him Stop being stupid; it wouldn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 i actually pick slavery cause of the modern day weapons they have now and most of the time you'll have at least 5 or six slaves at your side against 1 master who is probably a skinny man who carries a gay whip so you could overpower him Stop being stupid; it wouldn't work. umm no i won'tcause it could work if all six or 5 slaves are in one place while there 1 master is standing right there.Imagine you could only take so much of being naked all the time and being whipped by a guy you don't even know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 i actually pick slavery cause of the modern day weapons they have now and most of the time you'll have at least 5 or six slaves at your side against 1 master who is probably a skinny man who carries a gay whip so you could overpower him Stop being stupid; it wouldn't work. umm no i won'tcause it could work if all six or 5 slaves are in one place while there 1 master is standing right there.Imagine you could only take so much of being naked all the time and being whipped by a guy you don't even know You're making a lot of assumptions, what if you have an electric collar that kills you on his whim? Not to mention nobody would have a naked slave. If slaves still exist today then they get called servants and wear suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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