Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Discuss math jokes, and post some of your own, or just copy/pasta them from Google Images. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 im 12 years old and whats this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I lol'd because I understood it in a couple of seconds. Who DOESN'T get this joke? im 12 years old and whats this Edit: Nevermind. *facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Medicine makes people ill, mathematics make them sad and theology makes them sinful. - Martin Luther. Biologists think they are biochemists, Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists, Physical Chemists think they are Physicists, Physicists think they are Gods, And God thinks he is a Mathematician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 im 12 years old and whats this *facepalm* I lol'd because I understood it in a couple of seconds. Who DOESN'T get this joke? im 12 years old and whats this Edit: Nevermind. *facepalm* I love this joke and the Pi/i one. Medicine makes people ill' date=' mathematics make them sad and theology makes them sinful. - Martin Luther. Biologists think they are biochemists, Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists, Physical Chemists think they are Physicists, Physicists think they are Gods, And God thinks he is a Mathematician.[/quote'] That wasn't funny. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 *BHAHA!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 *BHAHA!!* xD, that is so funny. I am literally laughing right now. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Here is a nifty equation... P = Number of Pizzas.F = Number of Friends at PartyS= Slices of Pizza you want to eat. P/F = S - 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Here is a nifty equation... P = Number of Pizzas.F = Number of Friends at PartyS= Slices of Pizza you want to eat. P/F = S - 1 I don't know how much pizza I want! But I have 8 pizzas (64 slices) and 12 friends! 64 / 12 = S - 1 5 and 1/3 = S - 1 S = 6 and 1/3 :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 my brain hurts XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Here is a nifty equation... P = Number of Pizzas.F = Number of Friends at PartyS= Slices of Pizza you want to eat. P/F = S - 1 I don't know how much pizza I want! But I have 8 pizzas (64 slices) and 12 friends! 64 / 12 = S - 1 5 and 1/3 = S - 1 S = 6 and 1/3 :/ You have 1/3 of a friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Here is a nifty equation... P = Number of Pizzas.F = Number of Friends at PartyS= Slices of Pizza you want to eat. P/F = S - 1 I don't know how much pizza I want! But I have 8 pizzas (64 slices) and 12 friends! 64 / 12 = S - 1 5 and 1/3 = S - 1 S = 6 and 1/3 :/ You have 1/3 of a friend?that means theres like a cut up dude ewww there would be blood every where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 I lol'd because I understood it in a couple of seconds. Who DOESN'T get this joke? im 12 years old and whats this Edit: Nevermind. *facepalm* You make me feel stupid for not getting it :'( And Burzum is meme-ing you, fyi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 ...wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 This one's my favourite: This one is also good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 This one's my favourite. Classic. EDIT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Here is a nifty equation... P = Number of Pizzas.F = Number of Friends at PartyS= Slices of Pizza you want to eat. P/F = S - 1 I don't know how much pizza I want! But I have 8 pizzas (64 slices) and 12 friends! 64 / 12 = S - 1 5 and 1/3 = S - 1 S = 6 and 1/3 :/ You have 1/3 of a friend? No' date=' I eat 1/3 of a slice. Does P stand for pizzas or slices? I lol'd because I understood it in a couple of seconds. Who DOESN'T get this joke? im 12 years old and whats this Edit: Nevermind. *facepalm* You make me feel stupid for not getting it :'( And Burzum is meme-ing you' date=' fyi.[/quote'] How do you not get it? Turn your head to the side. ...wut? nowai This one's my favourite: This one is also good: Those are epic. xD This one's my favourite. Classic. EDIT: Also good. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 If I was a teacher and a kid drew a picture of a whale on his test, I'd give him credit. Cus thats just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 .....OHISEEWHATYOUDIDTHAR Also, I've had a math teacher that indicated wrong answers with checks before...which is probably what the whale one is. But I'd like to think its because its the correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Usually a check mark means correct. An X means incorrect. usually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 For me, my teacher marks an X for incorrect answers and nothing for correct answers. Pi said to i: Get real!i said to Pi: Be rational! The mother of all math jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Usually a check mark means correct. An X means incorrect. usually Yeah, first 3 days of class I was confused as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkill93 Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 A great way to pass a final exam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Medicine makes people ill' date=' mathematics make them sad and theology makes them sinful. - Martin Luther. Biologists think they are biochemists, Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists, Physical Chemists think they are Physicists, Physicists think they are Gods, And God thinks he is a Mathematician.[/quote'] Because I'm an atheist, I'll laugh forevermore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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