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Creationism isn't even a part of the bible, the creation of the world was more of a metaphor from what I remember. As were Adam and Eve and all those things. Kind of like how the Bible never condoned homosexuality. Ignorant Christians that have such close-minded views while at the same time preaching free choice and equality deserve some good slaps.

 

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Creationism isn't even a part of the bible' date=' the creation of the world was more of a metaphor from what I remember. As were Adam and Eve and all those things. Kind of like how the Bible never condoned homosexuality. Ignorant Christians that have such close-minded views while at the same time preaching free choice and equality deserve some good slaps.

 

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The first chapter of the Bible (Genesis) is the creation of the world and all that sheet, along with Adam and Eve and everything.

 

People always say it's metaphorical, but I don't know what the creation of the world could possibly be a parable of.

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Creationism isn't even a part of the bible' date=' the creation of the world was more of a metaphor from what I remember. As were Adam and Eve and all those things. Kind of like how the Bible never condoned homosexuality. Ignorant Christians that have such close-minded views while at the same time preaching free choice and equality deserve some good slaps.

 

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The first chapter of the Bible (Genesis) is the creation of the world and all that s***, along with Adam and Eve and everything.

 

People always say it's metaphorical, but I don't know what the creation of the world could possibly be a parable of.

Of course it would be in there, I said it was a metaphor. God's creation of the world is a metaphor for the Big Bang(an idea brought about by a priest) and Adam and Eve and their offspring were metaphors for original sin.

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Creationism isn't even a part of the bible' date=' the creation of the world was more of a metaphor from what I remember. As were Adam and Eve and all those things. Kind of like how the Bible never condoned homosexuality. Ignorant Christians that have such close-minded views while at the same time preaching free choice and equality deserve some good slaps.

 

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The first chapter of the Bible (Genesis) is the creation of the world and all that s***, along with Adam and Eve and everything.

 

People always say it's metaphorical, but I don't know what the creation of the world could possibly be a parable of.

Of course it would be in there, I said it was a metaphor. God's creation of the world is a metaphor for the Big Bang(an idea brought about by a priest) and Adam and Eve and their offspring were metaphors for original sin.

 

But that's dumb. That's a metaphor that overcomplicates that which it parodies.

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And I agree.

 

Good.

 

You wont win against religious extremists. Have fun with your debate..

 

And you will never be a good moderator as long as you ban people and lock their threads for personal reasons.

 

 

 

EDIT: I'm about to troll the hell out of that catholic forum. Those who care, make sure you get a glimpse in case it gets baleeted.

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Based on the way that thread seems to be going' date=' no lulz will be induced.

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Then let there be Goatse.


Dammit' date=' posting goatse? -________-

 

If you can't win on a freaking children's forum, you're going to get a lot less on a catholic one.

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It's called trolling.

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Based on the way that thread seems to be going' date=' no lulz will be induced.

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Then let there be Goatse.


Dammit' date=' posting goatse? -________-

 

If you can't win on a freaking children's forum, you're going to get a lot less on a catholic one.

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It's called trolling.

 

You, sir, have ruined my night. I finally got that image out of my head and out of my nightmares. And now, it's burned back into my brain...

 

:-(

 

Thumbs up for posting it on a hardcore Christian site though. xD I kinda can't wait to see their response.

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Dammit' date=' posting goatse? -________-

 

If you can't win on a freaking children's forum, you're going to get a lot less on a catholic one.

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It's called trolling.

 

You, sir, have ruined my night. I finally got that image out of my head and out of my nightmares. And now, it's burned back into my brain...

 

:-(

 

Thumbs up for posting it on a hardcore Christian site though. xD I kinda can't wait to see their response.

 

This.

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...Damnit.

Why the hell did I click that link...

Whatever...

 

KEKEKEKe

 

 

 

Yeah so no replies to Goatse yet...

 

Make an account with a different name and post something like "I Need Help With a Prayer"

 

Make the name like "Gods Warrior" or something corny like that

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...Damnit.

Why the hell did I click that link...

Whatever...

 

KEKEKEKe

 

 

 

Yeah so no replies to Goatse yet...

 

Make an account with a different name and post something like "I Need Help With a Prayer"

 

Make the name like "Gods Warrior" or something corny like that

 

Now that's how you troll.

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You know, it seems really attention-seeking, making all of these religious threads. I would say just get over yourself, and stop trying to make a name for yourself by putting down religious people. There's nothing harmful to society that people would believe in a higher power, the harm only comes when those who don't refuse to mind their own business and force their ideas over other people.

Just my two cents.

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