shiko11 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I would say "Wtf? Where are my 72 virgins?"lolz sorry. That mighta been inappropriate. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 "This isn't where I parked my car..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelsthla-Mental Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 "Now I take over, thanks for the vacation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 "K, old man. You made a good job for me in the last few years, but now daddy is back. Go home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 "what now?"hmmmnot serious answer"SKYDIVING!"serious answer"oh...I'm assuming I'm dead....I'd like to still be alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Ask what's going on and start panicing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Bohner Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 And you open your eyes and you find yourself in a white room' date=' a man dressed in full white is sitting in a chair in front of you. He asks one question."What now?" How would you respond?[/quote'] "Oh, so there IS a God...! Oh... awkward. So... *sniff* I'm going to hell, right?" "No, actually, behind me are two doors-" "Look, shut up. Who are you, and why did you rape me?" "Seemed like a good idea at the time..." "Care for dessert?" "I thought you'd never ask..." Then, I'd wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I would ask him the address of the mental hospital I was moved to (due to his white clothes) then after he told me he was an angel/god I would turn around, looking at the room. I would then say something along the lines of "This is it?" If he retorted with something "Oh, yes, there is more to come yet," I would go forward into heaven/hell and wait for my atheistic friends to join me. Then I would laugh in their faces. If I was in hell, I would be bad enough to be Lucifer's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Wait... the white room comes second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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