Master Chief13 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 OK Chuck Norris jokes drive my friends insane. So I want to hear your best Chuck Norris Joke. Heres mine: Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Google is your friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris jokes are fail. Chuck Norris is fail. This thread is fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris got owned by Bruce Lee. [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris got owned by Bruce Lee. [/thread] I lol'd so hard. But that wasn't a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'd have to agree with the posts above except for the TC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris is fail. Bruce Lee is epic fail. This thread, dare I say it, is fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris got owned by Bruce Lee. [/thread] I lol'd so hard. But that wasn't a joke. It wasn't suppost to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris got owned by Bruce Lee. [/thread] I lol'd so hard. But that wasn't a joke. It wasn't suppost to be. I know. God, now you need a new sarcasm detector, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny since 2005. But, this one still makes me chuckle for some reason... When Superman goes to sleep he puts on his Chuck Norris pajamas." *Hangs head in shame and exits thread.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Yeah these are old, but this one gets me every time. "You know how Jesus can walk on water? Well Chuck Norris can swim on land!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbie Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 -Chuck Norris moves at 2 speeds;Walk and KILL! -Most leading sanitizers claim they can kill 99% of germs, well chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the fucĸ he wants. -Under chuck norris' beard is another fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staticrevenger Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 i hit chuck norris wit my javelin and he be dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Chuck Norris is just like Jesus only he won't die for your sins, you'll die for his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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