Nishi-chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 This wouldn't fit into my siggy, so I'l keep it here. [spoiler=Niashi's Rules]1. Do not talk about /b/2. Do NOT talk about /b/3. We are anonymous4. Anonymous is a legion5. Anonymous never forgives6. Anonymous can be a selfish, horrible, uncaring monster7. Anonymous is still able to deliver8. There are no real rules to posting9. There are no real rules about moderating either - enjoy your ban10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T11. All your carefully picked arguements can be easily ignored12. Anything you say can and will be used against you13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed14. Do not argue with noobs - it means they win15. The harder you try the harder you fail16. If you fail in epic proportions - it can be a winning failure17. Every win fails eventually18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated19. The more you hate something the stronger it gets20. Nothing is to be taken seriously21. Original content is only original for about 15 seconds before getting old22. Copypasta is used to destroy every last bit of originality23. Copypasta is used to destroy every last bit of originality24. Every repost is a repost of a repost25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every post26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated27. Always question someone's sexual preferences without any good reasons28. Always question everyone's gender - just in case it's really a man29. On YCM, every girl is a man and every kid is an undercover FBI agent30. There are no more girls on YCM31. TITS or GTFO - your choice32. You must have pictures to prove your statements33. Lurk more - it's never enough34. There is porn of it, no exceptions35. If no porn is to be found of it at the moment, it shall be made36. There will always be more f*cked up sh*t than what you just saw37. You cannot divide by 0 (just because the calculater says so)38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky39. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, it's worse than Chuck Norris jokes42. Nothing is sacred43. The more beautiful and pure something is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it44. Even one positive comment about anything Japanese can make you a weeaboo45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car46. There is always furry porn of it40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)41. If there isn't enough just ask for more42. Everything has been cracked and pirated43. [blocked due to inappropiate content]44. The internet is not your personal army45. Rule 45 is a lie46. The cake is a lie, b*tch47. If you post it, they will cum48. It will always need more sauce49. The internet makes you stupid50. Anything can be a meme51. Longcat is looooooooooong52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it53. Anonymous is a virgin by default54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&56. Don't mess with football57. Mr.Spooky has never seen so many ingrates58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice60. If you say Candlejack, you will burn61. You cannot divide by zero62. The internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor68. Katy is bi, so deal with it69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?70. [blocked due to inappropiate content]71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago75. Around Snacks, CP is lax76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/78. Mods are f*cking f*gs. No exceptions79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skull-f*cked your mother last night81. That's not mud82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny83. The Internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS84. Rule 87 is true85. Yes, it is some chickens86. Bobba bobba is bobba87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend92. [blocked due to inappropiate content]93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks94. If someone heard u like Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay96. [blocked due to inappropiate conenet]97. Sh*t sucks and will never be stickied98. Bricks must are required to be sh*t whenever Anonymous is surprised99. If you have no bricks to sh*t, you are made of fail and AIDS100. ZOMG NONE101. The internet is always right. No exceptions102. The internet is really, really great, FOR PR0NZ The [blocked for inappropiate content] ones are like that for a reason.Post and tell me your favorite rules! But once this is locked pm them to me! I want to know! For all those are are going to report this(because I KNOW it's going to be reported), thanks for spotting me =)Hopefully I won't be banned for too long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I'm a purist. There are only 3 rules of the internet: 1,2&34. inb4rules1&2They only apply to raids. And lol copypasta from ED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 That was fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 The only rules of the internet anyone should know is 1, 2, 31, 34, and 35. The rest shouldn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Hey Milk-Chan have you changed your name recently/haven't been on lately? Cause I haven't seen you around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I'm a purist. There are only 3 rules of the internet: 1' date='2&34. inb4rules1&2They only apply to raids. And lol copypasta from ED[/quote'] What about 34b / 35? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Hey Milk-Chan have you changed your name recently/haven't been on lately? Cause I haven't seen you around. I've been around. Had a name change though.I'm becoming more popular recently. I think =l I'm a purist. There are only 3 rules of the internet: 1' date='2&34. inb4rules1&2They only apply to raids. And lol copypasta from ED[/quote'] What about 34b / 35? Oh yeah and 34b. That one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I like Rule 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION, GET IN THE CAR!That's a good one, but unimportant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Lmao you found it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Copy/pasta and old news. Rule 100 is by far the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Rule 29 scares me a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 But it's true. There are no real girls on the internet. lolzok maybe a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Maybe a few Lmao you added the lion pic to your sig! Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Rule 29 is fake. I AM NOT AN FBI AGENT. I'm an undercover FBI agent. nowai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Rule 29 is fake. I AM NOT AN FBI AGENT. I'm an undercover FBI agent. nowai OMFG I SEE IT!!!! YOU HIDE FROM ME I SEE IT!!! HIGHLIGHT HIS POST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Rule 69 is how I live my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 84. Rule 87 is true 87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI- That's worse than Divide by 0. OSHI- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL SIXTY NINE AMRITIE? EDIT:Dark...you have no cards :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL SIXTY NINE AMRITIE? EDIT:Dark...you have no cards :O NOURNOT 69 is a horrible rule. D: And I stopped making cards. Awhile ago. It got boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL SIXTY NINE AMRITIE? EDIT:Dark...you have no cards :O NOURNOT 69 is a horrible rule. D: And I stopped making cards. Awhile ago. It got boring. Your face is a horrible rule. :-( Yeah, I went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 69 is awesome. Oh we're talking about the rule? xD I kid.Rule 69 r0x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL SIXTY NINE AMRITIE? EDIT:Dark...you have no cards :O NOURNOT 69 is a horrible rule. D: And I stopped making cards. Awhile ago. It got boring. Your face is a horrible rule. :-( Yeah' date=' I went there.[/quote'] My face isn't a rule. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL SIXTY NINE AMRITIE? EDIT:Dark...you have no cards :O NOURNOT 69 is a horrible rule. D: And I stopped making cards. Awhile ago. It got boring. Your face is a horrible rule. :-( Yeah' date=' I went there.[/quote'] My face isn't a rule. D: Curse you! You got me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 My favorite rule is Rule 103. Think long and hard about my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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