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Niashi's 102 Rules for the Internet & YCM


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This wouldn't fit into my siggy, so I'l keep it here.

 

[spoiler=Niashi's Rules]1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/

3. We are anonymous

4. Anonymous is a legion

5. Anonymous never forgives

6. Anonymous can be a selfish, horrible, uncaring monster

7. Anonymous is still able to deliver

8. There are no real rules to posting

9. There are no real rules about moderating either - enjoy your ban

10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T

11. All your carefully picked arguements can be easily ignored

12. Anything you say can and will be used against you

13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed

14. Do not argue with noobs - it means they win

15. The harder you try the harder you fail

16. If you fail in epic proportions - it can be a winning failure

17. Every win fails eventually

18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated

19. The more you hate something the stronger it gets

20. Nothing is to be taken seriously

21. Original content is only original for about 15 seconds before getting old

22. Copypasta is used to destroy every last bit of originality

23. Copypasta is used to destroy every last bit of originality

24. Every repost is a repost of a repost

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every post

26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated

27. Always question someone's sexual preferences without any good reasons

28. Always question everyone's gender - just in case it's really a man

29. On YCM, every girl is a man and every kid is an undercover FBI agent

30. There are no more girls on YCM

31. TITS or GTFO - your choice

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements

33. Lurk more - it's never enough

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions

35. If no porn is to be found of it at the moment, it shall be made

36. There will always be more f*cked up sh*t than what you just saw

37. You cannot divide by 0 (just because the calculater says so)

38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky

39. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, it's worse than Chuck Norris jokes

42. Nothing is sacred

43. The more beautiful and pure something is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

44. Even one positive comment about anything Japanese can make you a weeaboo

45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car

46. There is always furry porn of it

40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS)

41. If there isn't enough just ask for more

42. Everything has been cracked and pirated

43. [blocked due to inappropiate content]

44. The internet is not your personal army

45. Rule 45 is a lie

46. The cake is a lie, b*tch

47. If you post it, they will cum

48. It will always need more sauce

49. The internet makes you stupid

50. Anything can be a meme

51. Longcat is looooooooooong

52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it

53. Anonymous is a virgin by default

54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions

55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&

56. Don't mess with football

57. Mr.Spooky has never seen so many ingrates

58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads

59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice

60. If you say Candlejack, you will burn

61. You cannot divide by zero

62. The internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS

63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice

64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web

65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all

66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA

67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor

68. Katy is bi, so deal with it

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

70. [blocked due to inappropiate content]

71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go

72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|

73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse

74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago

75. Around Snacks, CP is lax

76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/

78. Mods are f*cking f*gs. No exceptions

79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions

80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skull-f*cked your mother last night

81. That's not mud

82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny

83. The Internet is SERIOUS F*CKING BUSINESS

84. Rule 87 is true

85. Yes, it is some chickens

86. Bobba bobba is bobba

87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-

88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right

89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code

90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars

91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend

92. [blocked due to inappropiate content]

93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks

94. If someone heard u like Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz

95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay

96. [blocked due to inappropiate conenet]

97. Sh*t sucks and will never be stickied

98. Bricks must are required to be sh*t whenever Anonymous is surprised

99. If you have no bricks to sh*t, you are made of fail and AIDS

100. ZOMG NONE

101. The internet is always right. No exceptions

102. The internet is really, really great, FOR PR0NZ

 

 

The [blocked for inappropiate content] ones are like that for a reason.

Post and tell me your favorite rules! But once this is locked pm them to me! I want to know!

 

For all those are are going to report this(because I KNOW it's going to be reported), thanks for spotting me =)

Hopefully I won't be banned for too long...

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Hey Milk-Chan have you changed your name recently/haven't been on lately? Cause I haven't seen you around.

 

I've been around. Had a name change though.

I'm becoming more popular recently. I think =l

 

I'm a purist. There are only 3 rules of the internet: 1' date='2&34.

 

inb4rules1&2

They only apply to raids.

 

And lol copypasta from ED

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What about 34b / 35?

 

Oh yeah and 34b. That one too.

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