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[spoiler=my fav. joke]

This woman is putting her daughter to bed, and the daughter is saying her prayers:

"Dear Lord, please watch over this house and take extra, extra good care of Granddaddy."

The woman says "Oh, thats nice"

The next morning, she gets a phone call from the hospital saying her father died of a heart attack. The next night, she tucks her daughter in and says "And please take extra, extra good care of Grandmommy"

the next morning, the woman gets a call from the hospital saying her mother had died of a heart attack. Now the woman says "I hope I don't end up in her prayer. That night, her daughter ends her prayer with "And please take extra, extra good care of Daddy."

The woman waits all day to get a call saying her husband had died at work.

That evening, her husband walks into the house saying "Honey, Why is the milk man dead on the porch!?"

 

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@Chase

that one is good to.

Mine would have to be this.

[spoiler=my fav. joke]

Richard: kill the boy and save the world.

Elf: not now richard

Richard: or torutre and then kill the boy. Choices' date=' choices.

 

It isn't very funny but its the only one I got.

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i donts gets it well i think ido but its not really funny


your dad? I'm glad I don't have your dad for a dad then.

 

my dad is pretty awesome actually but sometimes hes kinda strange


ok heres another one not really ASFUNNY

how do you catch a unique bird?

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@Chase

that one is good to.

Mine would have to be this.

[spoiler=my fav. joke]

Richard: kill the boy and save the world.

Elf: not now richard

Richard: or torutre and then kill the boy. Choices' date=' choices.

 

It isn't very funny but its the only one I got.

[/quote']

 

i donts gets it well i think ido but its not really funny


your dad? I'm glad I don't have your dad for a dad then.

 

my dad is pretty awesome actually but sometimes hes kinda strange


ok heres another one not really ASFUNNY

how do you catch a unique bird?

 

Ok, I'll bite. How?

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