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>My face when the lolions beat the Redskins yesterday.

 

Seriously, a team that hasn't won a game since 2007 suddenly beats the country's capital city's team, which also sucks, but they got all the disgrace over them. And what is also stupid, all the bandwagoners on Detroit were partying last night because their team won. Wow, winning your first official game since 2007 it's so cool, amirite?

 

Anyway, I've been really disappoint on the NFL this year. The Broncos are going 3-0, the Bengals should be 3-0 if it wasn't because of that miracle of Stockley. The raidahz are 1-2, and the JESTS are 3-0.

 

Here is a chart on how I think the season will be. It's only the 3rd week, so I know there will be some mistakes.

 

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>My face when I just realized I miss-spelt Miami.

 

 

Also, did you guys hear that Tim Tebow is now half dead? That tackle was so cash. I think Tebow will end up with the raidahz or the Bengals or a sheet-tier, semi satanic team like that.

 

Also, I think THE BEST will end up on a team like the Steelers, Bills, or lolbrowns.

 

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Pic related, it's THE BEST.

 

 

 

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I don't watch football' date=' but just because they're my home-team, GO EAGLES!

 

inb4mikevickjokes.

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Damn, I had a cool Michael Vick picture. I can't find it. But yeah, Michael Vick is lul.

 

Anything but the Giants.

 

I would (should) root for the Patriots' date=' but I doubt they'll get anywhere this year.[/quote']

 

The Giants are kewl stuff.

And I see the pats losing the first game of the playoffs.

 

Also, here is a picture of what happened last year:

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I don't watch football' date=' but just because they're my home-team, GO EAGLES!

 

inb4mikevickjokes.

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Damn, I had a cool Michael Vick picture. I can't find it. But yeah, Michael Vick is lul.

 

Anything but the Giants.

 

I would (should) root for the Patriots' date=' but I doubt they'll get anywhere this year.[/quote']

 

The Giants are kewl stuff.

And I see the pats losing the first game of the playoffs.

 

Also, here is a picture of what happened last year:

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Is it bad that I lol'd extremely hard?

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I don't watch football' date=' but just because they're my home-team, GO EAGLES!

 

inb4mikevickjokes.

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Damn, I had a cool Michael Vick picture. I can't find it. But yeah, Michael Vick is lul.

 

Anything but the Giants.

 

I would (should) root for the Patriots' date=' but I doubt they'll get anywhere this year.[/quote']

 

The Giants are kewl stuff.

And I see the pats losing the first game of the playoffs.

 

Also, here is a picture of what happened last year:

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Is it bad that I lol'd extremely hard?

 

>Implying it is ever bad to make fun of the Patriots.

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The Raiders will always suck as long as Al Davis's ideas are still in place for that team. He's a terrible manager.

 

I don't know you' date=' but I'm glad you have the right idea about the Raiders. Who the funk would pick DHB over Crabtree or JaMorcos Russall over Brady Quinn because they have the strongest arm or are the fastest player ever!?

Seriously...

 

 

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE NFL WEEK 4 PROJECTIONS ARE DONE!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings?year=2009&week=4

 

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My face when...

 

>Miami over Raiders

>Kansas over Buccaneers

>Bills ranked so low. They're a top 15 team now.

>Dallas ranked 17. wut.

>Chicago over 49ers. Srsly, I hate Frank Gore, but they're better than loldiabetuscutler.

>Packers, Bengals, Chargers, Broncos over Pittsburgh. 2 bad games. They just need Polumalu back. lolmaddencurse.

>Broncos ranked 13. WHAT? BIG WIN AGAINST BROWNS AND RAIDAHZ THEY MUST BE A GRAT TEAM!

>Ravens #1. I mean, I'd say that Vikings, Colts, or JESTS should get the position.

>Bengals over Chargers. They're a good team, but overrated.

>Titans #18. Idk what the funk is up to them, but they should at least be given a little bit of trust.

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The Raiders will always suck as long as Al Davis's ideas are still in place for that team. He's a terrible manager.

 

I don't know you' date=' but I'm glad you have the right idea about the Raiders. Who the f*** would pick DHB over Crabtree or JaMarcus Russell over Brady Quinn because they have the strongest arm or are the fastest player ever!?

[b']^Brady Quinn is highly overrated.[/b]

Seriously...

 

 

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE NFL WEEK 4 PROJECTIONS ARE DONE!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings?year=2009&week=4

 

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My face when...

 

>Miami over Raiders Eh, like I said.

>Kansas over Buccaneers Could go either way. Both teams kind of suck this year so far.

>Bills ranked so low. They're a top 15 team now. I would only care if they were top 6 in their conference.

>Dallas ranked 17. wut. Slow start for Dallas this year without Terrell Owens, and I believe Julius Jones is injured.

>Chicago over 49ers. Srsly, I hate Frank Gore, but they're better than loldiabetuscutler. Agreed. Except I like Gore and he's out for two weeks with a high ankle sprain.

>Packers, Bengals, Chargers, Broncos over Pittsburgh. 2 bad games. They just need Polumalu back. lolmaddencurse.

>Broncos ranked 13. WHAT? BIG WIN AGAINST BROWNS AND RAIDAHZ THEY MUST BE A GRAT TEAM! Good point. Off-Topic: I like Kyle Orton.

>Ravens #1. I mean, I'd say that Vikings, Colts, or JESTS should get the position.

>Bengals over Chargers. They're a good team, but overrated. Totally agreed. Chargers should win anyhow.

>Titans #18. Idk what the f*** is up to them, but they should at least be given a little bit of credit. I think they're just slow to start this season. They have the talent to get into the playoffs but they need to wake up.

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The Raiders will always suck as long as Al Davis's ideas are still in place for that team. He's a terrible manager.

 

I don't know you' date=' but I'm glad you have the right idea about the Raiders. Who the f*** would pick DHB over Crabtree or JaMarcus Russell over Brady Quinn because they have the strongest arm or are the fastest player ever!?

[b']^Brady Quinn is highly overrated.[/b]

Seriously...

Dude, but JaMarcus Russell has the worst numbers since Ryan Leaf. Okay, if you're not happy with that...

Jamorcos over Adrian Peterson, Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Marshawn Lynch, Dwayne Bowe, Anthony Gonzales, or Greg Olsen.

 

Tell me that isn't funked up.

 

 

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It's the NFL .gif tiem!

 

Here is diabetus cutler.

How can someone ALWAYS look like he is going to throw up?

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Oh, and here is Aaron ''Brett Favre'' Rodgers on the winning TD over the Bears on week 1.

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Oh and here is Tebow being owned.

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Also, who said the ancient dragon Brett Favre wasn't clutch anymore?

I understand that the JESTS released him because they got Mark Sanchez, but they could've at least traded him. Favre is awesome because he is so old and yet better than many of the average QBs on the NFL.

 

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He still has it.

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The reason he's so praised is because he takes big chances when the weight of winning the game is on his shoulders. He knows it. And that's why Minnesota signed him.

 

Because their running game is so good, he can make big pass plays off of the play-action pass.

 

OT: Russell over Peterson was a pretty f***ing retarded move by the Raiders. But come on. They're the freaking Raiders.

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The reason he's so praised is because he takes big chances when the weight of winning the game is on his shoulders. He knows it. And that's why Minnesota signed him.

 

Because their running game is so good' date=' he can make big pass plays off of the play-action pass.

 

OT: Russell over Peterson was a pretty f***ing retarded move by the Raiders. But come on. They're the freaking Raiders.

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All of the post was on Topic.

Either way, yeah it's the Raiders. I'm used to it. They'll get like the 4th round pick next year (and pick someone like Troy McCoy over Tim Tebow!)

 

And yeah, but AP can't UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS, and Peterson didn't have a big game, as Favre is getting used to his receivers (mostly his TE) and Peterson still was kind of iffy from an injury (I think it was Peterson or an oddly related RB) even if he was just listed as Probable.

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Deserves a bump from someone who isn't the TC.

 

TC?

 

Also, I didn't bump this thread 'cuz I mad about this week's failures.

Denver won. Oakland definitively sucks ass. the WILDCATS made me lose on my fantasy. Mark Sanchez will get eaten when he goes to NY again. Oh, and the funking Browns can't even win on overtime and they have the ball. Also, Drew Brees is a funking fantasy bust.

 

At least the Steelers are winning.

 

 

*sigh*

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