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I remember last year when my awesome science teacher was teaching us s*x ed and he made us shout out all the keywords e.g. peni*, scr*tu* gina xD etc...

Then the teacher from da other room was disturbed :S

But fr srs, has anything like that happened to you?

Explain.

Or better yet.

Discuss =)

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Well it was today and everyone didn't get it a first but when they did everyone was in histerics.

'My Biology Teacher Mr. Loynes was explaining Natural Selection but eveyone was talking and he got angry so he said "Come on everyone i can't do this, it's BIG, LONG and it's HARD so quiet down"

 

LOL

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I remember in my 8th grade health class, the teacher split the class between boys and girls. The girls (all of them) had to say "penis" as loud as they could, and the boys (all of them) had to say "vagina" as loud as they could. Loudest group got 5 points of extra credit, loudest person in the group got 8 points.

 

I screamed vagina on the top of my lungs. But someone did it louder. D:

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I remember in my 8th grade health class' date=' the teacher split the class between boys and girls. The girls (all of them) had to say "penis" as loud as they could, and the boys (all of them) had to say "vagina" as loud as they could. Loudest group got 5 points of extra credit, loudest person in the group got 8 points.

 

I screamed vagina on the top of my lungs. But someone did it louder. D:

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Why are all the other schools so much more fun than mine -_-

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In Yr6 male sex ed our teacher wanted us to be serious' date=' so we had to get rid of our giggles and immaturity first. He did this by asking us to call out as many slang terms for penis as we could, and he wrote a nice long list on the board.

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I'm gonna go transfer.

 

I'm in the UK. How old are you anyway?

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In Yr6 male sex ed our teacher wanted us to be serious' date=' so we had to get rid of our giggles and immaturity first. He did this by asking us to call out as many slang terms for penis as we could, and he wrote a nice long list on the board.

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I'm gonna go transfer.

 

I'm in the UK. How old are you anyway?

 

13. Turning 14 in a couple of months.

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Lol' date=' you are crazy suckers, you! =D

 

We are very discrete in this topic....nothing funny to talk about. Except of the [b']soft porn with green teddies[/b] as actors we watched once.

 

@ the bolded: o_O

 

I don't want to inquire any further.

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In Yr6 male sex ed our teacher wanted us to be serious' date=' so we had to get rid of our giggles and immaturity first. He did this by asking us to call out as many slang terms for penis as we could, and he wrote a nice long list on the board.

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I'm gonna go transfer.

 

I'm in the UK. How old are you anyway?

 

13. Turning 14 in a couple of months.

 

Then you'd be in Yr9, like me. :/

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In 8th grade Life Science' date=' we got to study human sperm cells

REAL human sperm cells.

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Please don't tell me they were fresh -.-.

Previously, the teacher demonstrated the pupils how to get to Sperm Cells......So they were totally fresh!

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In 8th grade Life Science' date=' we got to study human sperm cells

REAL human sperm cells.

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In 8th grade Life Science' date=' we got to study human sperm cells

REAL human sperm cells.

[b']And you loved it Zeroshot, didn't you?[/b]

Please don't tell me they were fresh -.-.

Previously, the teacher demonstrated the pupils how to get to Sperm Cells......So they were totally fresh!

 

That is really disturbing.

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0.0 My friends class was making alot of noise so to shut them up, their history teacher shouted, "SEX!" at the top of his lungs. We heard it in the next class room.

 

In my other friends class, someone was at the computer while the projector was on and the teacher was standing in front of the screen with the desktop of the computer being projected onto him. The kid on the computer opened paint and drew a penis on his head and everyone started laughing. The teacher looked around and the kid minimized the window before he saw. Then the teacher screamed out, "Stop playing with that!" Appropriate, wasn't it. 0.0

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0.0 My friends class was making alot of noise so to shut them up' date=' their history teacher shouted, "SEX!" at the top of his lungs. We heard it in the next class room.

 

In my other friends class, someone was at the computer while the projector was on and the teacher was standing in front of the screen with the desktop of the computer being projected onto him. The kid on the computer opened paint and drew a penis on his head and everyone started laughing. The teacher looked around and the kid minimized the window before he saw. Then the teacher screamed out, "Stop playing with that!" Appropriate, wasn't it. 0.0

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This. Is somewhat epic.

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