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I WROTE A POEM ABOUT MY FRIEND


Arekku_Koro

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AND MY FRIEND IS BATMAN

 

 

Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman.

Then his parents got dead.

And then Batman got pissed off, so then he funked-off to Princeton.

And then he funked-off to China to be a ninja because his parents were dead.

Batman went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman.”

And he became BAT-MAN.

Then Batman dicked around for a bit…

Then Batman said “I need a Bat-buttmobile.”

But Morgan Freeman said “NO! You get a tank because you suck dick!” and germs killed the martians…

So Batman funked around for a while and then there was a guy with a potato-sack for a head and he said “funk You!”

And Batman said “No…funk you.”

Then Batman made him get dumb.

Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a dick-butt!”

So Batman said “Enjoy your choo-choo to dick-funk town.”

 

 

And everybody died especially Heath Ledger

 

I didn't really write it though...

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