Arekku_Koro Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 AND MY FRIEND IS BATMAN Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman. Then his parents got dead. And then Batman got pissed off, so then he funked-off to Princeton.And then he funked-off to China to be a ninja because his parents were dead.Batman went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman.”And he became BAT-MAN.Then Batman dicked around for a bit…Then Batman said “I need a Bat-buttmobile.”But Morgan Freeman said “NO! You get a tank because you suck dick!” and germs killed the martians…So Batman funked around for a while and then there was a guy with a potato-sack for a head and he said “funk You!”And Batman said “No…funk you.”Then Batman made him get dumb.Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a dick-butt!”So Batman said “Enjoy your choo-choo to dick-funk town.” And everybody died especially Heath Ledger I didn't really write it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Great. I dun like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Where did you meet Batman? This is all very confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I started lol'ing after the second line, and haven't stopped. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Is Batman the Tourettes Guy? Holy Frick, I just won a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Many random bad words doesn't make it funny. The guy-with-potato-sack-for-a-head lol'd me though. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 failfailfailfailfail.When did the failboat leave you behind?In other words: Me no like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Heath Ledger line wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charming Leo Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 lol. for a bit. got bored after. i wanna bag of chips!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Official Poetry thread? But it was very loli. Where did you get it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Win. That's probably the truth behind Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 There's a thread for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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