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She claims that Christopher Columbus was the first to discover the America's for the Europeans. So today I called her on her on it, and my very well thought out counter-defense was that Leif Ericson and his father Eric the Red were the first Europeans to discover North America (North America includes Greenland, but even more importantly it includes Baffin Island and Newfoundland and other parts of Canada.) And on top of it all, it was roughly 500 years BEFORE Christopher Columbus famously sailed the ocean blue on 1492.

 

I like to be a "pics or it didn't happen" kinda guy too, so here's for all of you:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Vinland_Map_HiRes.jpg

 

See the far left? Baffin Island, I'm sure. Back before they even knew that Africa extended much farther south than that and before they had decent cartographers.

 

And if you want more evidence, google it. There's archaeological evidence on Baffin Island and in Newfoundland of viking settlements and explorations.

 

Opinions? Vikings > Everyone Else

 

Dont get started with Odinball either. xD

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She claims that Christopher Columbus was the first to discover the America's for the Europeans. So today I called her on her on it' date=' and my very well thought out counter-defense was that Leif Ericson and his father Eric the Red were the first Europeans to discover North America (North America includes Greenland, but even more importantly it includes Baffin Island and Newfoundland and other parts of Canada.) And on top of it all, it was roughly 500 years BEFORE Christopher Columbus famously sailed the ocean blue on 1492.

 

I like to be a "pics or it didn't happen" kinda guy too, so here's for all of you:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Vinland_Map_HiRes.jpg

 

See the far left? Baffin Island, I'm sure. Back before they even knew that Africa extended much farther south than that and before they had decent cartographers.

 

And if you want more evidence, google it. There's archaeological evidence on Baffin Island and in Newfoundland of viking settlements and explorations.

 

Opinions? [b']Vikings > Everyone Else[/b]

 

Dont get started with Odinball either. xD

 

With that statement in bold, you've already won.

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She claims that Christopher Columbus was the first to discover the America's for the Europeans. So today I called her on her on it' date=' and my very well thought out counter-defense was that Leif Ericson and his father Eric the Red were the first Europeans to discover North America (North America includes Greenland, but even more importantly it includes Baffin Island and Newfoundland and other parts of Canada.) And on top of it all, it was roughly 500 years BEFORE Christopher Columbus famously sailed the ocean blue on 1492.

 

I like to be a "pics or it didn't happen" kinda guy too, so here's for all of you:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Vinland_Map_HiRes.jpg

 

See the far left? Baffin Island, I'm sure. Back before they even knew that Africa extended much farther south than that and before they had decent cartographers.

 

And if you want more evidence, google it. There's archaeological evidence on Baffin Island and in Newfoundland of viking settlements and explorations.

 

Opinions? [b']Vikings > Everyone Else[/b]

 

Dont get started with Odinball either. xD

 

With that statement in bold, you've already won.

 

Agreed.

everyone who's anyone, who has taken history knows who was in North America first nothing to discuss

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So' date=' I assume your teacher was pwned in front of everyone?

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i lol'd

 

Exactly why is she a history teacher?

 

And actually the first people to find North America were Paleo-Indians, they migrated from the Artic.

Here's a map of their Migration: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Poblamiento_de_America_-_Teor%C3%ADa_P_Tard%C3%ADo.png

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Yeah' date=' my Geog teacher claims Detroit has a higher population than Toronto. =/

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From your post, I'll assume it doesn't then. lol

 

My strong point is geography and history, not neccessarily population (due to me not remembering the better term).

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She claims that Christopher Columbus was the first to discover the America's for the Europeans. So today I called her on her on it' date=' and my very well thought out counter-defense was that Leif Ericson and his father Eric the Red were the first Europeans to discover North America (North America includes Greenland, but even more importantly it includes Baffin Island and Newfoundland and other parts of Canada.) And on top of it all, it was roughly 500 years BEFORE Christopher Columbus famously sailed the ocean blue on 1492.

 

I like to be a "pics or it didn't happen" kinda guy too, so here's for all of you:

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Vinland_Map_HiRes.jpg

 

See the far left? Baffin Island, I'm sure. Back before they even knew that Africa extended much farther south than that and before they had decent cartographers.

 

And if you want more evidence, google it. There's archaeological evidence on Baffin Island and in Newfoundland of viking settlements and explorations.

 

Opinions? [b']Vikings > Everyone Else[/b]

 

Dont get started with Odinball either. xD

 

With that statement in bold, you've already won.

Agreed. Vikings are epic.

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So' date=' I assume your teacher was pwned in front of everyone?

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i lol'd

 

Exactly why is she a history teacher?

 

And actually the first people to find North America were Paleo-Indians, they migrated from the Artic.

Here's a map of their Migration: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Poblamiento_de_America_-_Teor%C3%ADa_P_Tard%C3%ADo.png

 

Vikings are great but Paleo-Indians are better, they were the 1st settlers of NA ^proof

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Hence why I mentioned "Europeans" in the first post. :/

 

*facepalm* meh lets just settle it' date=' I'm am idiot, no more need for discussion.

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There's something the whole family can agree on. >.>

 

 

-.- Soror Shut Up

 

And I didn't know Idians were Europeans... =/

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Hence why I mentioned "Europeans" in the first post. :/

 

*facepalm* meh lets just settle it' date=' I'm am idiot, no more need for discussion.

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There's something the whole family can agree on. >.>

 

 

-.- Soror Shut Up

 

And I didn't know Idians were Europeans... =/

-.- *facepalm* He was talking about the first Europeans to discover NA. Not Indians from the Arctic.

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