Tentacruel Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I know they suck, but oh well. [spoiler=click here][spoiler=lore]You must offer 3 Tributes to Tribute Summon this card. This monsters ATK is equal to the number of cards in your hand x 1000. This monster is unaffected by trap cards. When this monster is Special Summoned, it is destroyed during the End Phase. When you opponent Summons a monster with 2000 or less ATK, that monster is destroyed. [spoiler=lore]You must offer 3 Tributes to Tribute Summon this card. The ATK and DEF of this card becomes the sum of the respective ATK and DEF values of the Tributes. When this card is Special Summoned, it is sent to the Graveyard during the End Phase. This card is unaffected by Traps. [spoiler=lore]This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned from your Hand or Deck by tributing 1 "Mega Ultra Chicken" that you control during the turn it was Special Summoned from the Graveyard. This monster cannot be destroyed. This monster's ATK is equal to the combined original ATK of all monsters in your Graveyard. This monster is destroyed during the End Phase. [spoiler=lore]This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card returns to the owner's hand during the End Phase of the turn that this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up. During your Standby Phase, if you control this face-up monster, you can destroy up to 2 cards on the field and gain 200 life points for each. More coming soon (hopefully) Littekuriboh ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 LOL!! You even got Dan Green! These are hilarious, and the effect for "Dan Green" is balanced. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 legal bump + update, added a few new cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aa'une Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 These are hilarious. Especially "Screw the rules I have money".LOL!!!! 10.9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 lol, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hash5hk Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 yuov got a good sence of humar butr when it comes to cards you stink -10/10 im just kidding 11/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Ha-ha-ha add in america.Dan Grren real name no gimic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 LOL! You added my favorite "Screw the rules, I have money!". Some OCG errors in the new ones, but otherwise great and humorous. 9.5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenTenkage Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 nicely done, now make a bunch of Steves and Marik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Great idea, with the gods and stuff 9/10 keep it up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Updated with some suggestions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I know kaibanever sead this but make "srew life I have god a card" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Epic Cards... 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenTenkage Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Not bad with the Bandit Keith, you might just make an abridged series set that really works. Lets see, ok make some of the main characters...and Bakura despite him not being a main character. Oh and Zorc's Effect would involve destroying the world (Field Spells) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Fusion Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 um its called cheating is useless, becuz dan green returns to ur hand when its summoned. and why wud u use screw the money i have rules if the opponent tries to give u life points? other than that, minor OCG then ur golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hash5hk Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 the knew wons are even more funny LOL!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 um its called cheating is useless' date=' becuz dan green returns to ur hand when its summoned. and why wud u use screw the money i have rules if the opponent tries to give u life points? other than that, minor OCG then ur golden[/quote'] Dan green returns to your hand during your End Phase, "Its called cheating" skips your next end phase. You would use screw the money i have rules to negate the effect of a card like upstart goblin which gives you life points but would allow your opponent to draw a card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kailyn Leona Kyosuke Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 good work, many a time people have come and made pretty fail abridged cards, but yours so far is right on the rules! ...i mean money. ...Im going to destroy the world! ...and you are my lawyer now, an expert on good card making. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I lolled!10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falkon 491 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Love the cards. 8/10. I have a nice idea though: try adding something like "Unimportant Support Characters" or something like that. Mokuba who? mokuba gardner? or is it taylor? ah well. just food for thought :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenTenkage Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 PLEASE update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenTenkage Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Oh man Making Bakura a Fairy, ok that was perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Kittens Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Hilarious! Next should be something like an equip spell called "My Hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemesisPrime Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 What About Melven? Remember, you can't spell Melven without Evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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