RestLess-BoTics Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Satanism is an awesome religion. No it isn't. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time' date=' I invited them into my house and listened to them preach for an hour. So then I got up, locked the door, and made them listen to me preach and pretend to be satanist for an hour, then I let them on their way.[/quote'] This what makes you the most epic Emo Mod ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 God exists. Not in the form of a 'god'' date=' but as some logic of nature. I am Atheist, not Secular. Slamming the door in their face is just rude. Do you have any manners? seriously? You should at least listen to their opinions.[/quote'] I don't want to, nor I do want them to listen to me. They are just brainwashed people trying to brainwash more people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Satanism is an awesome religion. Yes it is. :] I'm glad you feel the same way =D One time, a Catholic Priest came to our door. I opened it, and he just before he starts preaching, I say, "I want you to come later on today, about, a couple of hours later, and I will allow you to continue." He goes away. I get some chalk and some candles, and make a Pentagram out of it, then I get my Satanic Bible, and start reading some verses. He comes by again, and I open the door with the Satanic Bible in my hand. I say to him, "I hope you know that you are stepping on something I took really long to make." He looks at the bible, and then down, and he looks up again. He's scared. Then I say, "Damn, you are one hella scared Catholic Priest." So he asked for candy. I give it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Belial, my story was more entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Belial' date=' my story was more entertaining.[/quote'] The only thing was, this was on Halloween.That's why he asked for candy. Besides, I didn't read your story. I didn't feel like it was within my attention span to type on a different thread and read it at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I put on a puppet show for a Jehova's Witness once. It was kind of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I get people like that for mainly Christianity roughly two or three times a month. I just PRETEND to be nice and I take their booklet(s), just to quickly throw it out in the recycling bin right after I close the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One came last year, while I was dressed as a Devil for Halloween. He passed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One came last year' date=' while I was dressed as a Devil for Halloween. He passed out.[/quote'] [/owned] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I flirted with a Jahovas Witness once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I flirted with a Jahovas Witness once. Ew. No. [/gtfo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I flirted with a Jahovas Witness once. Ew. No. [/gtfo] Resists from replying "NO U". You'll never know untill you try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I flirted with a Jahovas Witness once. Ew. No. [/gtfo]………………… Am I dreaming or did Strawberry just gtfo? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I just PRETEND to be nice and I take their booklet(s)' date=' just to quickly throw it out in the recycling bin right after I close the door.[/quote']That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 *groan* Jehovah's Witnesses are kinda annoying. I know some Jehovah's Witnesses and luckily they're not as annoying in everyday conversation. ^_^ ITT: Extremely rude responses to religious messages. Also ITT: An amazing amount of YCM members with possession of satanic bibles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I argeed I am amaze that 2% of YCM are Satanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I argeed I am amaze that 2% of YCM are Satanic Or at least pretending to be. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 @all "epic stories": Pics or it didn't funking happen. Y'all know the rules. @The rest of this:Whoever said you should respect them for trying to preach, despite the obvious distaste the majority of people have for them....that. You have to respect that, if nothing else. Just politely tell them you're not interested and close the door. No need to be a jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I know 3 Jehova's Witnesses. All really nice people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Question: Is it sad for me not to experience any of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 @all "epic stories": Pics or it didn't f***ing happen. Y'all know the rules. @The rest of this:Whoever said you should respect them for trying to preach' date=' despite the obvious distaste the majority of people have for them....that. You have to respect that, if nothing else. Just [b']politely[/b] tell them you're not interested and close the door. No need to be a jackass. I know 3 Jehova's Witnesses. All really nice people. These are the type of people I have respect for, because they have some common funking sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Question: Is it sad for me not to experience any of this? I've never personally experienced it either, so don't feel too left out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalltear Bloodfallen Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Question: Is it sad for me not to experience any of this? I've never personally experienced it either' date=' so don't feel too left out.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 We either ignore them or like last time put a Save A Life Give Blood sticker on the door. They left us alone then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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