Sora Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 [align=center] Hey guys, I was wondering, did anyone ever have any of those, "Blond Moments"? I read that on Urban Dictionary that its a Flash of stupidity. You know, where you're like, literally stupid for a moment? Now I'm not going against Blonde People in any way. Please note that, and please lock this thread if it offends anyone. So anyways, I was about to go home on the bus after school. I didn't see my Sweater so I started panicking really badly. I then put my hand into my backpack and there it was. I also remember that time where I thought 7 x 5 = 32. So make me feel better guys lol. [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 one time i thought i lossed my ds but then i relized it was in my hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 LOL. That happens to me every now and then, cept with a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I messed up on factoring an easy problem in 8th grade. Got a 97. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 lol man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFang Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Well there was this one time I thought my wallet was missing. I scurried all over my house looking for it... ...when it was in my back pocket the entire time. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Also, I remember this one time, I forgot to put an accent on conjugations of estar. I was so pissed I forgot that. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I'M FRIGGIN' BLONDE!!!!!! My really thick step-sister recently died her hair blonde though, so you must have a point, albeit a slightly twisted one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 This isn't really a blonde moment, per se, but I was talking to a ninth grader about politics. I was telling him about Sarah Palin, how she is an idiot, et cetera. He came to me the next day, after searching Google Images, and yelled at me. Apparently, she is not blonde. But I never said she was blonde. So many assumptions these days. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Once, I screwed up a math problem and the result was 83 and then 20-25 decimals. The strange fact is that I ACTUALLY calculated all decimals (10 minutes) without figuring out that I did a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Here's something I saw on a movie last night: Blondy: Oh, who is this?Boy: My name is Pablo. Nice to meet you!Blondy: Oh, hola Pablo [trying to say it in a Hispanic accent]. Poor Pablo, he speaks English, dammit >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I once thought that Pluto was a planet. Stupid me. ^_^ inb4PlutoisaplanetinArizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 This is a joke I heard somewhere once. Three women robbed a store. One of the women had blonde Hair, one had black hair, and one haid brown hair. While running from the cops, they decide to hide in a barn. Once they entered the barn, they discovered three empty sacks that they could hide in. One of the cops checked the barn to see if they were in there. He kicks the sack with the woman with brown hair in it. She says "meow." He kicks the sack with the woman with black hair in it, and she says "woof!" The officer walks outside and tells the other cop about kicking the three sacks inside, and that there was a dog and cat in two of them. The other officer asks him if he had kicked the third sack, and he says "no." He walks inside the barn again, and kicks the third bag containing the woman with the blonde hair. She says "potatoes." It always makes me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time I forgot I had something, I think it was a eraser, in my hand and I was looking for it for about 2 minutes until i realised I had it. I laughed to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time I forgot I had something' date=' I think it was a eraser, in my hand and I was looking for it for about 2 minutes until i realised I had it. I laughed to myself.[/quote'] The same thing has happened to me many times before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. HAHAH. x] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time I forgot I had something' date=' I think it was a eraser, in my hand and I was looking for it for about 2 minutes until i realised I had it. I laughed to myself.[/quote'] How could one do that?!?? Lol.... Do you know the Person A : Lets do ...Person B: Good idea!Person A: It was yours...Person B: Ow....moment? It actually happened to me in real life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said' date=' "Those are deer tracks."The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. HAHAH. x'] Lolz I have had a Blonde moment where I forgot where I was in my own house. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time I forgot I had something' date=' I think it was a eraser, in my hand and I was looking for it for about 2 minutes until i realised I had it. I laughed to myself.[/quote'] The same thing has happened to me many times before.Hă?? Number 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I have blonde moments, one day I will eventually dye my hair blonde... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said' date=' "Those are deer tracks."The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. HAHAH. x'] I C WUT U DID THAR They are train tracks! Hahaha. =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I'm blond. These happen to me at least three times a day. Dx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I'm blonde. These happen to me at least three times a day. Dx Yes, you are blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 1 + 1 = Window ;D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 1 + 1 = Window ;D. You are saying it in a sarcastic manner, indicating 1 + 1 =/= Window. If so, you are wrong, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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