Sora Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Lol these Blonde Moments are awesome! I remember in the 5th Grade, I saw something that look like a piece of Hershey's Chocolate under my couch. So when my mom went into the kitchen, I dug under and put it in my mouth. It wasn't a piece Hershey's Chocolate lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Leo Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 i got 28/35 on a math test. yeah i sucked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawk45 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I have one. One day, I was walking, and I realized I had forgotten my phone, so I went looking for it. After nearly having an anxiety attack, I search my pocket. I don't want to talk about about it. . . Joke: How did the blonde break her arm while raking the leaves? Answer: She fell out of the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 [spoiler=I'm an acceptable target for this one.]There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. No offense to any blondes out there. I personally know it can be difficult sharing our collective brain cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Ein Chinese kommt aus der Bäckerei mit einer Blondine unterm Arm.Was hat er bestellt? Ein Blödchen.=] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I have a cousin named Justin, but for some reason people call him Jake. For reasons I've yet to understand, he's been called Jake since he was a baby. One day my mom said, "Your cousin Justin is coming down to visit." I totally forgot that his real name was Justin so I replied, "Who the hell is Justin?" *facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Well its not me but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 i waz born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I'm blond. These happen to me at least three times a day. Dx Yes' date=' you are blonde.[/quote'] The lack of "e" was intentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Try it. Draw 1 + 1, then put the two lines for the equal sign ontop and below the + sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lmao, when saw Mia had posted in the Blonde Moments thread I almost died of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Once, I locked the door from the inside, using a key. Then, I heard my dad saying from outside:""Hey son I forgot My key throw it please." After throwing the key, I realized I'm locked inside. Wow niashi you joined last year yet have so many posts...lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 l dropped a thumbtack, and forgot it just like that...I howled the whole day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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