DeREVOLUTION Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Please get that sick image out of your head. Anyway, discuss times you lied to get out of something. Here is mine: A couple of days ago, some kids who live in our neighborhood started wearing nazi caps and started pretending to shoot us. We called them racists. Then, their dad came out and said a talk about "free speech" and all that crap. I couldn't take it, so I just said "Can we hurry this up? My mom's funeral is like in 10 minutes". :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I used all my might to suppress the urge to tell the starter of thread 163876 that thread 163876 was a pretty desperate attempt to get a fairly mediocre joke in. It was a real tight spot. Thank goodness I did too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I used all my might to suppress the urge to tell the starter of thread 163876 that thread 163876 was a pretty desperate attempt to get a fairly mediocre joke in. It was a real tight spot. Thank goodness I did too. I bet you showed him. owait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 (The boy's bathroom was out of soap. I went to get some in the girl's bathroom nearby. BAD IDEA!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Once I was attacked by an elevator door. Apparently it wasn't working well, it pressed more than I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 i was caught in between chuck norris and mr.T so i roundhouse kicked mr.t and pitied chuck norris. in their confusion i ran like hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I didn't rape someone /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 The time(s) I have lied to save my A$$ hmm.. let me think. I lie every day of my life. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Leo Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 I lied to sneak into a Dinosaurs cave [/thread] See i just lied to get 6000 Posts =3. Perfect example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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