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[align=center]Whutsup my jabroni?,

 

ok so basically the other day I was in a shopping center with my friends and the Security Gaurd see's me take a sip of my drink. Apparently you wernt allowed to drink in the shop so he made me go by the doors where he could see me on camera he then came back only to frisk me at this point I said wtfuck and walked off.

 

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I had a similar...slightly similar story.

 

I was about to exit this shopping center, and when suddenly, this woman ran up me, grabbed my arm, and took me to the security room, whatever it's called. Got frisked.

 

Eh, I guess I looked suspicious. Even tho I don't recall acting suspicious, and I had a receipt :/

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Heh, here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself:

 

A few dumbass chavs/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the funk not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot.

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Heh' date=' here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself:

 

A few dumbass chavs/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the f*** not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot.

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I lol'd.

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ohwow I know that feeling they just like poke there head round the corner of the isle and hold there chests up looking at what your doing' date=' talking about the Tesco's security guards here ¬_¬

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This guy was like right behind me the whole time. It was kinda weird. >_>

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I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.

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It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel.

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did he have his hands behind his back or... how was he acting?

 

He was acting like the typical big man' date=' with his hands at his side and walking slowly with that annoying gruff look on his face. Like the kind of guy you want to slap but don't want to risk how he'd react.

 

You should've acted acted like you were going to steal something, then when he "catches" you, go "Just Kidding!"

 

I didn't think of that then. I just wanted my Pepsi and chocolate. xD

 

I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.

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It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel.

 

Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded.

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I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.

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It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel.

 

No. It's called lying.

 

I go by what the price tag says. Nothing more, nothing less.

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I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.

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It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel.

 

Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded.

 

O_o

 

The hell you live?

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We had some famous chick come to our school, and she didn't allow any recordings or publicity whatsoever, and any form of technology was forbidden in the room she was presenting.

 

The guard happen to notice that my ear buds were falling out of my pocket, and thought some sort of Tape recorder was on them. (Ipod standered).

So I got removed from the room and my headphones were taken from me.

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