Cyndaquil Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 [align=center]Whutsup my jabroni?, ok so basically the other day I was in a shopping center with my friends and the Security Gaurd see's me take a sip of my drink. Apparently you wernt allowed to drink in the shop so he made me go by the doors where he could see me on camera he then came back only to frisk me at this point I said wtfuck and walked off. Discuss retarded things that have happened to you.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I had a similar...slightly similar story. I was about to exit this shopping center, and when suddenly, this woman ran up me, grabbed my arm, and took me to the security room, whatever it's called. Got frisked. Eh, I guess I looked suspicious. Even tho I don't recall acting suspicious, and I had a receipt :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99, and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Heh, here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself: A few dumbass chavs/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the funk not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 ohwow I know that feeling they just like poke there head round the corner of the isle and hold there chests up looking at what your doing, talking about the Tesco's security gaurds here ¬_¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Heh' date=' here's a retarded one. I found it pretty funny myself: A few dumbass chavs/wanksters or whatever you guys call them decided that they'd rob from a local Supermarket (Lidl), though I have no idea why- the prices are/were cheap anyway. >_> Anyway, they ended up robbing like £5-10's worth everyday because they could, and eventually a couple of caught. This resulted in Lidl doing something really stupid; they banned everyone from my school from going in the store. If I wanted to go in the store when I was in my uniform, they wouldn't let me in. I was like, "so why the f*** not? That makes no sense at all, surely you can't ban me from the shop because some idiots decided to steal from the shop, you have no evidence that anyone else has". He then told me to leave the shop and ignored everything I said. When I went back after school, a different Security Guard was there and the first question he asked me when I tried to enter was "what school do you go to?", I just replied with another local school and he let me in. Apparently he didn't believe me because he followed me all around the shop. Idiot.[/quote'] I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 ohwow I know that feeling they just like poke there head round the corner of the isle and hold there chests up looking at what your doing' date=' talking about the Tesco's security guards here ¬_¬[/quote'] This guy was like right behind me the whole time. It was kinda weird. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 did he have his hands behind his back or... how was he acting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 You should've acted acted like you were going to steal something, then when he "catches" you, go "Just Kidding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 did he have his hands behind his back or... how was he acting? He was acting like the typical big man' date=' with his hands at his side and walking slowly with that annoying gruff look on his face. Like the kind of guy you want to slap but don't want to risk how he'd react. You should've acted acted like you were going to steal something, then when he "catches" you, go "Just Kidding!" I didn't think of that then. I just wanted my Pepsi and chocolate. xD I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. No. It's called lying. I go by what the price tag says. Nothing more, nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndaquil Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 ¬_¬I was with my bestfriend in a corner shop after school once I got pulled over as my friend left with his school blazer packed with candy bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I rob from School Partys/Discos. Well, it's fair enough 'cause they double the prices of everything! Some kids at my school snorted Rainbow Dust Sherbet so they would go hyper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I was at Target and I had a $3 item in my hand and I was looking for my parents.2 or 3 employees in the store just started following me around. 0_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 wow, at the mall by my High School they ask for you bags when you go in the stores so you don't steal anything but I am not a person whos steals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Simialr story, except it was a woman and she grabbed my balls.BASKETballs, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I going to get bagel at my local grocery store. The price said $4.99' date=' and I had $5.00. So I picked it up and went to the cashier. He rand it up and said "It's $5.19." I was like what the f*ck! I only brought $5! This is retarded. So I took the bagel and ran.[/quote'] It's called tax. Pretty sure those weren't the exact numbers either, as it should cost more with tax, but waaaaaaay less overall considering it's a bagel. Prices in local stores don't include tax, they'd have the price with tax. Otherwise it would just be retarded. O_o The hell you live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuki Shuheiwa Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Simialr story' date=' except it was a woman and she grabbed my balls.BASKETballs, that is.[/quote'] I lol'd, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 We had some famous chick come to our school, and she didn't allow any recordings or publicity whatsoever, and any form of technology was forbidden in the room she was presenting. The guard happen to notice that my ear buds were falling out of my pocket, and thought some sort of Tape recorder was on them. (Ipod standered).So I got removed from the room and my headphones were taken from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Woah, man. Please don't use the term 'gay' when you are talking condescendingly about someone. The proper term is 'homosexual'. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 1) Don't be racist.2) He did the right thing.3) Use the term homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 or indian... I got nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imma Mario Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 or indian... I got nothin'. I found the security Guard... ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Øverek357Ø Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Woah' date=' man. Please don't use the term 'gay' when you are talking condescendingly about someone. The proper term is 'homosexual'. ;)[/quote']ha lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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