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@Girl who chanes her name to much: Allies are anti light and anti meta. Your set is anti-type-that-Deus-made-and-isn't-actually-real

 

This means how useful your cards are are COMPLETELY dependent on how bad-ass Deus is at making Slappy the coolest Goosebumps villain ever.

 

@Chase: Heres an example

 

Take Brocken Chest (lv 4 bisector, 1000 atk 1500 defense) worthless unless you draw an extr card during your main phase.

 

This lets you summon Muka Muka and Weighted Coffin (level 2 anchor, 1700 atk 1500 defense) as you see Weighted coffer is exceptionally powerful, in addition it comes with an ability to give you 200 life whenever a monster card hits the grave. Plus since you bisected Broken Chest it gives Weighted Coffin the ability to force your opponent to discard the top two cards of their deck whenever Weighted coffin deals direct damage to him/her.

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Also that guy would never be as sexy or cool as the vampire planeswalker

[spoiler=his bio]

Sorin Markov is a vampire and a master of sangromancy, a dark corner of black mana specialization. With this blood magic he can drain the lifeforce of other beings, place curses on enemies, and even possess the minds of others.

 

With the exception of the elder dragon Nicol Bolas, the vampire Sorin Markov is older than all other planeswalkers described here—older than all of them combined. His multiple millennia have brought him detachment and easy confidence. Unlike Bolas, Sorin doesn't concern himself with gathering power or control. He is content to follow his whims, even when those whims are cruel or deadly.

 

Sorin is well traveled and well heeled. Having seen hundreds of planes over thousands of years, he has become a sort of bon vivant, seeking novelty and new diversions. But despite his fundamentally hedonistic nature, Sorin does feel the pull of more lasting concerns, and over his long life this tendency has resulted in an arcane schedule of engagements and forays to far-flung planes. As a result Sorin is a busy man, planeswalking frequently to pursue concerns known only to him. Sorin always seems to have business elsewhere.

 

One such commitment involves the plane of Zendikar. Long ago Sorin cooperated with two other planeswalkers to complete a ritual that would alter Zendikar forever. The three agreed that if the results of their ritual were ever to be disturbed, all three would return to Zendikar. And although Sorin has held up his end of the agreement, he now finds himself alone on the plane with no sign of his former cohorts. For now he must keep the nature of their work to himself, lest he endanger himself and the plane even more.

 

 

 

No only that but he looks like this: zendikar-art-spoiler.jpg

 

He makes Vampire lord turn into an annoying homosexual lover with his sheer badassery.

 

Sorin Markov, yeah, it's that important.

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Kail: Deustodo, me, and Darklink. The two high Generals, and the Queen. I'll keep the other requirements to myself.

Flame: I shall handle it maturely. I was merely being truthful. If it sounded like flaming, sorry 'bout that.

Kari: If Kailyn, the only other warden at the moment, doesn't want the position, you've got it.

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