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Even the really Christian people I know give full hugs.

 

Really, their is nothing wrong with that >_>

 

Hell in a really Christian movie I watched in my theo class (the teacher knew it was a bit stupid and we mainly watched it just so we could have something to do) even they said their was nothing wrong with hugging. Kissing was the problem there, but not hugs

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Hugging gives me impure thoughts :(

 

Then what does hardcore sex (with your married partner) give you? EVEN MORE IMPURE THOUGHTS.

 

Sex is only supposed to be for procreation.....so a child :)

 

Pfft' date=' you guys are so late, I was giving Christian Side Hugs before it was popular.

 

Amatuers.[/size']

 

Oh really?

 

Pfft' date=' you guys are so late, I was giving Christian Side Hugs before it was popular.

 

Amatuers.[/size']

 

You were doing it during BC.

 

Asshole.

 

:/ Don't be mean. Give him dat christian side hug.

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I love how you sent this to Willieh just as I said "GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG" to him.

 

XD

 

You know what... I blame you for stereotypes against Christians. Thanks.

 

D: Christian Side Hug to make up?

 

I is a christian and I'm fine with regular hugs.

 

I think bad stereotypes are just misinterpretations/retarded people.

 

nao' date='... WHO WANTS A SIDE-HUG

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ME!!!!!

 

Wait... what?

 

Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs?

 

I don't understand much because the YouTube video was a stupid and poorly put together dance video thing.

 

I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

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I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

B-b-but in the Bible, Adam did the sex with Eve.

 

Sex gives people impure thoughts more than hugging does.

 

inb4adam&evewasjustastory

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I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

B-b-but in the Bible' date=' Adam did the sex with Eve.

 

Sex gives people impure thoughts more than hugging does.

 

inb4adam&evewasjustastory

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D: But, hugging still gives people(well, at least me) impure thoughts.

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I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

B-b-but in the Bible' date=' Adam did the sex with Eve.

 

Sex gives people impure thoughts more than hugging does.

 

inb4adam&evewasjustastory

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D: But, hugging still gives people(well, at least me) impure thoughts.

 

Well then you obviously premature.

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I love how you sent this to Willieh just as I said "GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG" to him.

 

XD

 

You know what... I blame you for stereotypes against Christians. Thanks.

 

D: Christian Side Hug to make up?

 

I is a christian and I'm fine with regular hugs.

 

I think bad stereotypes are just misinterpretations/retarded people.

 

nao' date='... WHO WANTS A SIDE-HUG

[/quote']

 

ME!!!!!

 

Wait... what?

 

Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs?

 

I don't understand much because the YouTube video was a stupid and poorly put together dance video thing.

 

I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

its de in de middle thing. ehhehpurgatoryehheh

 

I'll hug you with my mind.

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BehindTheMask, I'm going to hell. You are going to hell, as well. See you there. That way I can continually stab your eyes out and you'll feel the pain! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

But on a more serious note, it does not say anywhere in any Holy Scripture that hugging is in any way inappropriate for people of any age. I give lift hugs, by profession, because I'm like 5'10", but that doesn't mean I don't hug people in all ways. This "christian side hug" is the most blasphemous thing I have ever seen. They are trying to overlap their own doctrines with those of the church, and that in doctrine of the church is wrong. So therefore, most of the people who give "Christian side hugs" hoping to go to heaven just because they heard some white guys rap about it is going the opposite direction. If you ask me, anyone who puts personal opinion into the indoctrination of others is against the Church in their own way. I mean, look at the altar boys. The priests taught them what to do ;D . Honestly, most of the church is currently a tangled web of personal opinion influencing the beliefs of millions upon billions of people. Look at the other major religions of the world, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Judaism. If you compare the structure of the Christian church to those, you see a jumbled mess.

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BehindTheMask' date=' I'm going to hell. You are going to hell, as well. See you there. That way I can continually stab your eyes out and you'll feel the pain! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

But on a more serious note, it does not say anywhere in any Holy Scripture that hugging is in any way inappropriate for people of any age. I give lift hugs, by profession, because I'm like 5'10", but that doesn't mean I don't hug people in all ways. This "christian side hug" is the most blasphemous thing I have ever seen. They are trying to overlap their own doctrines with those of the church, and that in doctrine of the church is wrong. So therefore, most of the people who give "Christian side hugs" hoping to go to heaven just because they heard some white guys rap about it is going the opposite direction. If you ask me, anyone who puts personal opinion into the indoctrination of others is against the Church in their own way. I mean, look at the altar boys. The priests taught them what to do ;D . Honestly, most of the church is currently a tangled web of personal opinion influencing the beliefs of millions upon billions of people. Look at the other major religions of the world, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Judaism. If you compare the structure of the Christian church to those, you see a jumbled mess.

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I know this isn't a religion thread, but this is one of the few intelligent things I've seen posted in this thread.

 

+1

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I love how you sent this to Willieh just as I said "GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG" to him.

 

XD

 

You know what... I blame you for stereotypes against Christians. Thanks.

 

D: Christian Side Hug to make up?

 

I is a christian and I'm fine with regular hugs.

 

I think bad stereotypes are just misinterpretations/retarded people.

 

nao' date='... WHO WANTS A SIDE-HUG

[/quote']

 

ME!!!!!

 

Wait... what?

 

Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs?

 

I don't understand much because the YouTube video was a stupid and poorly put together dance video thing.

 

I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

its de in de middle thing. ehhehpurgatoryehheh

 

I'll hug you with my mind.

 

Only if its a side hug.

 

BehindTheMask' date=' I'm going to hell. You are going to hell, as well. See you there. That way I can continually stab your eyes out and you'll feel the pain! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

But on a more serious note, it does not say anywhere in any Holy Scripture that hugging is in any way inappropriate for people of any age. I give lift hugs, by profession, because I'm like 5'10", but that doesn't mean I don't hug people in all ways. This "christian side hug" is the most blasphemous thing I have ever seen. They are trying to overlap their own doctrines with those of the church, and that in doctrine of the church is wrong. So therefore, most of the people who give "Christian side hugs" hoping to go to heaven just because they heard some white guys rap about it is going the opposite direction. If you ask me, anyone who puts personal opinion into the indoctrination of others is against the Church in their own way. I mean, look at the altar boys. The priests taught them what to do ;D . Honestly, most of the church is currently a tangled web of personal opinion influencing the beliefs of millions upon billions of people. Look at the other major religions of the world, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Judaism. If you compare the structure of the Christian church to those, you see a jumbled mess.

[/quote']

 

SERIOUSNESS, IN MAI TUHREAD? NO.

 

On Topic: I was joking gaiz. This was a pretty lulzy thing. I just wanted to spread it to YCM.

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I love how you sent this to Willieh just as I said "GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG" to him.

 

XD

 

You know what... I blame you for stereotypes against Christians. Thanks.

 

D: Christian Side Hug to make up?

 

I is a christian and I'm fine with regular hugs.

 

I think bad stereotypes are just misinterpretations/retarded people.

 

nao' date='... WHO WANTS A SIDE-HUG

[/quote']

 

ME!!!!!

 

Wait... what?

 

Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs?

 

I don't understand much because the YouTube video was a stupid and poorly put together dance video thing.

 

I don't know if they lashed out against full hugs...but they do give people impure thoughts. I am going side hugging from now on. The video makes it sooo cool to do.

 

its de in de middle thing. ehhehpurgatoryehheh

 

I'll hug you with my mind.

 

Only if its a side hug.

 

BehindTheMask' date=' I'm going to hell. You are going to hell, as well. See you there. That way I can continually stab your eyes out and you'll feel the pain! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

But on a more serious note, it does not say anywhere in any Holy Scripture that hugging is in any way inappropriate for people of any age. I give lift hugs, by profession, because I'm like 5'10", but that doesn't mean I don't hug people in all ways. This "christian side hug" is the most blasphemous thing I have ever seen. They are trying to overlap their own doctrines with those of the church, and that in doctrine of the church is wrong. So therefore, most of the people who give "Christian side hugs" hoping to go to heaven just because they heard some white guys rap about it is going the opposite direction. If you ask me, anyone who puts personal opinion into the indoctrination of others is against the Church in their own way. I mean, look at the altar boys. The priests taught them what to do ;D . Honestly, most of the church is currently a tangled web of personal opinion influencing the beliefs of millions upon billions of people. Look at the other major religions of the world, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Judaism. If you compare the structure of the Christian church to those, you see a jumbled mess.

[/quote']

 

SERIOUSNESS, IN MAI TUHREAD? NO.

 

On Topic: I was joking gaiz. This was a pretty lulzy thing. I just wanted to spread it to YCM.

 

You just don't want to go to hell.

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Wait... what?

 

Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs?

 

I don't understand much because the YouTube video was a stupid and poorly put together dance video thing.

In all honesty it wouldn't shocked me if they did. The Catholic denomination is definitely on of the most strict of the Christian branches.

 

Still I really don't think they would. This is just idiots making a song about the utmost extreme when even the really religious people I know aren't like that.

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