Crimson General Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Christian Churchs are stupid. Someone like me can be a perfectly happy christian without beleiving most of the things churchs say. Iv'e found it easiest just to read the actual bible for that. *gives everyone a side-hug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.RiffRaff Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Christian Churchs are stupid. Someone like me can be a perfectly happy christian without beleiving most of the things churchs say. Iv'e found it easiest just to read the actual bible for that. *gives everyone a side-hug*Wait.... Suprised you can even read even though you cant even spell at a third-grade level. If you don't like your church, go to a different one. Or just don't go! Stay home and read your bible instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Christian Churchs are stupid. Someone like me can be a perfectly happy christian without beleiving most of the things churchs say. Iv'e found it easiest just to read the actual bible for that. *gives everyone a side-hug*Wait.... Suprised you can even read even though you cant even spell at a third-grade level. If you don't like your church' date=' go to a different one. Or just don't go! Stay home and read your bible instead![/quote'] sorry for generalizing, I have found a decent church. If YOU could read you would relize most of this thread is talking about the general retardedness of people who take thier own personal take on the bible. Sorry for not caring about my Spelling and grammer on a freakin' FORUM, >_____> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 %side hugs everyone% Remember, the more you side hug, the less likely it is to catch AIDS*. *This is totally unproven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 GIMME DAT MUSLIM HIP BUMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Remember' date=' the more you side hug, the less likely it is to catch AIDS*.[/quote'] I'm collecting and AIDS is the ones I haven't been able to catch, I thought it'd be fairly easy, but "the vengeful backstab tactic" isn't really working. I'm going to have to lay off the side hugs I guess. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh, woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order. So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Like I said, piss off. If it's stated in The Bible, it must be true. That holds true for the entire book, and the sequel that is currently in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Like I said, piss off. If it's stated in The Bible, it must be true. That holds true for the entire book, and the sequel that is currently in the making. I read that verse, it's the newest edition! Oprah told me to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Like I said, piss off. If it's stated in The Bible, it must be true. That holds true for the entire book, and the sequel that is currently in the making. Can I haz sneak peek via PM. I'd love to make sure they do it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Like I said, piss off. If it's stated in The Bible, it must be true. That holds true for the entire book, and the sequel that is currently in the making. Can I haz sneak peek via PM. I'd love to make sure they do it right. Sneak peek at what? o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 I found the verse in the Bible. Potatois: Huggissis12:7 Oh' date=' woe is me.Thy father shall smite me for giving thee a full hug.What must I do to win his trust?Maybe a side hug is in order.[/i'] So piss off if you think the side hug theory isn't in the Bible. By the way, in a totally unrelated note, do you go to hell for editing the Bible? I SOMEHOW DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THIS EXCERPT SOMEHOW PROBABLY TOTALLY IRRATIONAL BUT I DO ANYHOW, SOMEHOW. :| Like I said, piss off. If it's stated in The Bible, it must be true. That holds true for the entire book, and the sequel that is currently in the making. Can I haz sneak peek via PM. I'd love to make sure they do it right. Sneak peek at what? o_o goldfish also have very short memories. OH AND HE MEANT THE BIBLE SEQUEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog38 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Thinking of sex does not make you a bad person champ.(behindthemask)It's a good thing and fun on a bun. If anything we should all think about sex more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 GIMME DAT MUSLIM HIP BUMP ^This^ > The Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Raver Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 No love for back hugs? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 GIMME DAT MUSLIM HIP BUMP lolz Anyway......................................... I see no problem with giving front hugs. And if the reason is that it gives you "Impure thoughts" For me, side hugs do that too :shock: As do front hugs, and hip bumps. And well.... I guess what I'm trying to say is that I have a sick mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 No love for back hugs? :P A what? Satanists think back hugs give you pure thoughts, so they do an anti-side hug. (The opposite side that a side hug would be done from.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 don't forget about the top hug. you hafta parachute out of a plane onto somebody =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 don't forget about the top hug. you hafta parachute out of a plane onto somebody =D I don't quite understand how that is considered a "top hug". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 don't forget about the top hug. you hafta parachute out of a plane onto somebody =D I don't quite understand how that is considered a "top hug". you jump out of a plane, parachute on top of and unsuspecting person in a hugging position and tackle them in into the ground. pretty simple =o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 don't forget about the top hug. you hafta parachute out of a plane onto somebody =D I don't quite understand how that is considered a "top hug". you jump out of a plane' date=' parachute on top of and unsuspecting person in a hugging position and tackle them in into the ground. pretty simple =o[/quote'] Wouldn't you crush/suffocate them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson General Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 don't forget about the top hug. you hafta parachute out of a plane onto somebody =D I don't quite understand how that is considered a "top hug". you jump out of a plane' date=' parachute on top of and unsuspecting person in a hugging position and tackle them in into the ground. pretty simple =o[/quote'] Wouldn't you crush/suffocate them? That's the love crushing them =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Meh... Bad thoughts... I just have intimity with my wife and the bad thougths dissapear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 Wait... what? Catholic Church lashed out against giving full hugs? The Catholic Church lashes out at everything fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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