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Zombie Outbreak


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You wake up, half dazed and confused, you decide to shake it off with a nice cold bowl of Wheaties. As you begin to eat the Wheaties, you turn on the news, as your usual routine.

 

Zombie Outbreak.

 

In every major city.

 

You groan. Today is gonna be a long day.

 

You have 100 USD on you. You have half a tank of gas, in a car of your choosing. You can hear the screams of people outside.

 

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Look in the Spoiler. Fill it out. You are limited to what you would find in a common every day household(assume 1 hunting rifle, 20 rounds of ammo).

 

 

What does YCM do?

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Anyone who picked swords is going to die first.

 

*Wins due to Grandpa's Gun Collection*

 

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Psh. You don't have any empty bottles... Now how are you going to catch fairies or contain water to help your bomb plants grow?

 

I swear, does ANYONE think things through anymore?

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Anyone who picked swords is going to die first.

 

*Wins due to Grandpa's Gun Collection*

 

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Psh. You don't have any empty bottles... Now how are you going to catch fairies or contain water to help your bomb plants grow?

 

I swear' date=' does ANYONE think things through anymore?

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Damn. Never thought about that. What would we do without you, Willieh?

 

Hopefully Saskatoon will manage to lure some of the damn fairies in with this irresistible charms.

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[spoiler=I'm too lazy to fill out that picture.]

Last Words: Ungaahhhh!

Sidekick: Mateus Palamecia

Location: Palamecia

Stronghold: Pandaemonium

Vehicle: None. I can teleport jabroni.

Headwear: None.

Clothing (Upper): Nothing.

Clothing (Lower): Still nothing.

Main Weapon: LOL 0-FORM PARTICLE BEAM SPAM.

Secondary Weapon: Tentacles

Battle Anthem: Satori Maiden ~ 3rd Eye

Inventory: Phoenix Downs, Ethers, Elixirs, more Phoenix Downs, Porn, the Internet (Yes, the entire Internet.), iPod, THE VOID

 

 

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[spoiler=I think I'd be able to survive]

Last Words: oshi...

Sidekick: The Nightmare Anatomy

Location: San Francisco

Stronghold: Conservatory of Flowers, Golden Gate Park (windows covered with metal w/slits to shoot out of)

Vehicle: Ford Escape

Headwear: Red & Black Beanie

Clothing (Upper): Hollywood Undead t-shirt, Skull Hoodie

Clothing (Lower): black skinny jeans

Main weapon: Katana

Secondary Weapon: M-16

Battle Anthem: One Step Closer - Linkin Park

Inventory: food, food, food, water, water, water, milk, milk, milk, Laptop w/ internet, iPod w/chargers and usb cord, Black gloves

 

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Last Words: Bonerkill.

Sidekick: Lady GaGa

Location: The Internet

Stronghold: /b/

Vehicle: Computer mouse

Headwear: Afro pick.

Clothing (Upper): Korpiklaani shirt.

Clothing (Lower): Nothing.

Main weapon: A firehouse that ejects semen.

Secondary Weapon: A rubber dick.

Battle Anthem: Spermswamp - "Nasty Sucker bastards Brass Orchestra

Inventory: Porn, more porn, pornogrind cds, iPod w/ pornogrind, sex toys, A Dummy's Guide to Cock and Ball Torture, and a sock.

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[spoiler=Mah Answers]

Last Words: DDDAAAAMMMMN!!!

Sidekick: Alex Mercer ;)

Location: Mars

Stronghold: Zombie Repellent xD

Vehicle: A run-down station wagon.

Headwear: A fro-hawk ;o

Clothing (Upper): Brown Hoodie

Clothing (Lower): speedo Denham Jeans

Main weapon: AK-47

Secondary Weapon: A puppy.

Battle Anthem: Weird Al Yankovic- Eat It :O

Inventory: Items that have been touched by Selena Gomez xP

 

 

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You are limited to what you would find in a common every day household(assume 1 hunting rifle' date=' 20 rounds of ammo).

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Because no one owns Shotguns or handguns?

 

And an everyday house hold is invalid. Everyones house is different. Some people have Ak-47s.

 

Also i think people who put unlimited ammo will be ripped apart as they fire there unlimited ammo toy guns.

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You are limited to what you would find in a common every day household(assume 1 hunting rifle' date=' 20 rounds of ammo).

[/quote']

 

Because no one owns Shotguns or handguns?

 

And an everyday house hold is invalid. Everyones house is different. Some people have Ak-47s.

 

Also i think people who put unlimited ammo will be ripped apart as they fire there unlimited ammo toy guns.

 

Which is kind of stupid, seeing as a police raid could land you in prison for that. =\ Damn Russians, messing up our lives.

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You are limited to what you would find in a common every day household(assume 1 hunting rifle' date=' 20 rounds of ammo).

[/quote']

 

Because no one owns Shotguns or handguns?

 

And an everyday house hold is invalid. Everyones house is different. Some people have Ak-47s.

 

Also i think people who put unlimited ammo will be ripped apart as they fire there unlimited ammo toy guns.

 

Which is kind of stupid, seeing as a police raid could land you in prison for that. =\ Damn Russians, messing up our lives.

 

I say Sub machine guns are fine enough.

 

Zombies can only be killed by head shots or they turn into twitchers.

 

So an Uzi clip can take about 11 zombies out before you need to reload.

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