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Yeah, this is pretty funny and retarded:

 

I was sprinting for a race, yes, I was on my own. Trying to beat my record time. At some point, I tripped over - I jumped straight up and ran again. Then I fell backwards, and I landed on my head. Leaving me face-down on the ground, I flipped back up again somehow backwards. Weird huh? So I ran again, I tripped and rolled then my head was on the ground and my body wasn't touching anything of the ground. Like handstands but not using anything to support you throughout whilst your doing a handstand. I dropped down with my spine dropping on the floor. I jumped back up then tripped over. I said I gave up, but I reached the finished line when I just jumped up and tripped over something.

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In English class, my teacher went through the whole period roasting my friend who kept cracking fat jokes at him, my English teacher is a win.

 

My Science teacher has a really strong accent and she messes up all kinds of words like deespatch and shnotebook so we went through the whole class making a fake accent, she told us to stay after class... i got a mental slap on the head.

 

I was with my brother talking and there was a cop like 20 feet away and my brother said "Dude we should go over there and ask him if the sheriff was up to anything sneaky..." ect and stuff, so i say, "Nah, thats probably too 'confidential' we should just go ask him how big his penis is..." so we laugh on for like five minutes, and we looked up and saw that the cop was no longer there, so we kept laughing, and after a while we noticed the cop standing right behind us.

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