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Aximil Newbie

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My sister used to torment this random girl everyday' date=' saying she was gonna beat the s*** out of her, calling her names, dissing her mom and brother.

I r'dotfl.

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That's not funny. That can seriously scar peoples. Your sister is just a b****.

 

So is your mother. >_>

 

Anyway, before this becomes a flame war, I'm not going to stoop any lower to your level.

 

On-topic: Caller ID. The Pranker's natural enemy.

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My sister used to torment this random girl everyday' date=' saying she was gonna beat the s*** out of her, calling her names, dissing her mom and brother.

I r'dotfl.

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That's not funny. That can seriously scar peoples. Your sister is just a b****.

 

So is your mother. >_>

 

Anyway, before this becomes a flame war, I'm not going to stoop any lower to your level.

 

On-topic: Caller ID. The Pranker's natural enemy.

 

So true! That's why we need Public Phones.

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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My sister used to torment this random girl everyday' date=' saying she was gonna beat the s*** out of her, calling her names, dissing her mom and brother.

I r'dotfl.

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That's not funny. That can seriously scar peoples. Your sister is just a b****.

 

So is your mother. >_>

 

Anyway, before this becomes a flame war, I'm not going to stoop any lower to your level.

 

On-topic: Caller ID. The Pranker's natural enemy.

 

So true! That's why we need Public Phones.

 

Like payphones?

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Ģค๓blє

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Okay...

 

*calls the Chinese Food Place*

"I would like *says almost everything on menu*"

he repeats it back. While doing so' date=' I can Pizza Hut. He's done repeating. I say, repeat it again and put the chinese guy up the the phone with pizza hut. The pizza hut guy gets P.O.ed

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In the end... The chinese man threatened to sue the Pizza Hut guy, than ordered pizza. *NO JOKE*

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Let me guess--you got that from Youtube but its two Chinese resuraunts.

 

No... Not rly >.>

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I prank caled my cousin. She started swaring at me and told me over the phone to knock it off and that it wasn't funny anymore. Still hasen't figured out it was me.

 

My sister used to torment this random girl everyday' date=' saying she was gonna beat the s*** out of her, calling her names, dissing her mom and brother.

I r'dotfl.

[/quote']

 

That's not funny. That can seriously scar peoples. Your sister is just a b****.

 

So is your mother. >_>

 

Anyway, before this becomes a flame war, I'm not going to stoop any lower to your level.

 

On-topic: Caller ID. The Pranker's natural enemy.

 

So true! That's why we need Public Phones.

 

Like payphones?

 

Or put in *67 before you dial. It comes up as 'restriced'.

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i never done this one but thought it would be funny, call h up some random guy, then use these words

 

YOU: Hello sir(or maam), I'm from the national lottery and we've just recieved news that youve won £5,000!

 

PERSON ON PHONE: WOW REALLY!!!

 

YOU: yes and to confirm your win simply awnser the following question yes or no ONLY.

 

PERSON ON PHONE: Okay.

 

YOU: Are you embarrased that you pooped in your diaper today

 

if they actually awnser yes or no then shout GOTCHA!!!!!! and hang up

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I once ordered 200 pizzas to my school. Then' date=' the next week, it was 4 big bottles of Abita Springs water to my school too. The principal was f***ing furious.

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We've actually order like 8 big pizza's, shitload of fries and pepsi and stuff.

 

I however don't believe any Pizza shop would take a 200 pizza order. They'd hang up as soon as they hear the number.

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Xazeon Newbie

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i never done this one but thought it would be funny' date=' call h up some random guy, then use these words

 

YOU: Hello sir(or maam), I'm from the national lottery and we've just recieved news that youve won £5,000!

 

PERSON ON PHONE: WOW REALLY!!!

 

YOU: yes and to confirm your win simply awnser the following question yes or no ONLY.

 

PERSON ON PHONE: Okay.

 

YOU: Are you embarrased that you pooped in your diaper today

 

if they actually awnser yes or no then shout GOTCHA!!!!!! and hang up

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That was a horrible one.

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Hikaru-chan

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When I was in 6th grade, just two years ago, I used to prank my friends by calling them and speaking Chinese or Korean, but putting a couple of words in what I was saying in English. It usually confused them and made them irritated until I called a friend who knew Chinese. I stopped after he pranked my own prank call. :]

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Kōsuke Ueki

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This one is very racist to any Mexican, in a way, and kinda long.

 

I was in the Holiday Inn with my friends Xavier and Anthony. Me and Xavier were in Room 122 and Anthony was next door, in Room 123. During the night, we heard Anthony snore like a vacuum cleaner that wouldn't turn off. So me and Xavier decided to prank call his room as the desk lady. He picked up the phone.

 

Anthony-"Hello?"

Me(As the desk lady)-"Yes sir? We have had some complaints that you have been making a lot of noise in your room. Could you please quiet down?"

Anthony-"Oh, I have? Sorry. Sure thing."

Me(As the desk lady)="Thank you."

 

I hung up the phone and we both chuckled. We went back to sleep. 5 minutes later, we hear the snore again. I prank called Anthony again to make sure that he'd shut up with the snoring for the rest of the night. He picked up the phone again.

 

Anthony-"Hello?"

Me(As the desk lady)-"Yes, sir?! We had told you before to stop the noise and you continue!"

Anthony-"I am? Sorry. It won't happen again."

Me(As the desk lady)-"Let's make sure of that!"

 

Before he hung up, I quickly said, "Damn Mexican!" He heard it, and got pissed. We saw him pass by our door with the LCD screen we temporarily installed on the inside of our door. We left our room and followed him. He went down an elevator and we followed him down the elevator next to him. He entered the main lobby and we came down as soon as he walked out and hid behind the wall. Annoyed as he was, Anthony asked, "Alright, which one of you b***hes don't like Mexicans?!" We both laughed quietly and made it back to the elevator. When it closed, we both busted out laughing, not expecting what happened.

 

This was the only double-prank call I ever did. I never did anymore after Anthony found out it was me and Xavier.

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lolgenyis. there was this 1 time wen i out prank called my friend who tried 2 prank call me

[friend] yes hello? this is the ridreck mafia. we hav been keeping a close eye on u. u seem a threat 2 us. there4 we must burn ur house with u in it.

[me]excuse me, but how many of u r there?

[friend]why, about 10 - 20. it depends whether they stay alive on work.

[me] yes, well, do u know who you r talking 2?

[friend] a hepless victim?

[me] jabroni. u r dealing with the red-blue GNR blud-crip association. expect that we can track u down b***in b****rds.

[friend]*chokes, hangs up and screams*

my friend tells me and my other friends at skool, and i laugh until i choke

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