OMeGle

[Xazeon]

You: If a stranger came to your house with a van that said 'Free candy', would you take it?

Stranger: Yeah :D

You: I'll be waiting

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

I had a conversation with a girl that really could have lasted forever. I talked to a guy in japan that says I can go to saty at his place if i go over there(friend wise' date=' not relationship wise lol). there was also another convo involving a kid that I now talk to via email to keep talking.

[/quote']

 

Lucky, eh?

 

I only had two people that had some common sense and wasn't a troll. We weren't able to keep in touch :/

 

Well I got even luckier with the other girls Io talked to. lol total of 5 gfs made on omegle. and a total of one actual good friend(the opne I talk to via email.

[Silent Omega]

Omegle is your friend and your enemy at the same time.

[Tentacruel]

My Conversation

 

Stranger: Hello

 

I Disconnect

 

2nd Conversation

 

Stranger: hi

You: Slash Ftw

 

I Disconnect

 

yes I am a troll

[Davok]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: War.

You: War never changes.

Stranger: i agree

You: Ever since our ancestors found the killing power of rock and bone, war has been declared in the name of everything. From God, to Justice, to pure psychotic rage.

Stranger: Umm

You: In the year 2077, the destructive power of Man could sustain itself no longer.

You: The world fell into a dark age of nuclear fire and radiation.

Stranger: but they created them in the begining just to protect ourselves

You: But this destruction proved to be but a prologue to another bloody chapter in human history.

Stranger: 2077?i have died

You: For Man had succeeded in destroying the world.

Stranger: before that came

You: But war...

You: War never changes.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Guest Morpheous Erebos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy asl?

You: Stranger danger! lol

You: And no

Stranger: okay haha

You: I am in the USA and that's all you'll get lol

You: But I am so tired...

Stranger: well that sucks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

WTF is that?

[The_Prince_of_Death]

Try this, please dont do anything against me for posting what was actually said.

 

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: homo

You: What?

Stranger: Ive called you a homo three times

You: You better not be calling me that. and no you haven't you only called me that once.

You: Just now.

Stranger: homo

Stranger: homo

Stranger: you happy?

You: Are you a girl?

Stranger: no

You: okay jabroni.

You have disconnected.

[Twin Seed]

[spoiler=It's just like my title says O.o] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey.

Stranger: Hil to thee.

Stranger: Hail to thee

You: Where do you live?

Stranger: I live in America.

You: Hey, me too, we have so much in common!

You: M or F?

Stranger: I am male.

You: Facebook?

Stranger: Nay

You: Aww, too bad.

Stranger: I hath no book of faces.

You: I have a wall of faces ^_~

Stranger: Indeed?

You: Indeed.

Stranger: And where would this infernal wall be?

You: In my bomb shelter, my invisible bomb shelter that can't be felt or seen.

Stranger: Ah, indeed.

You: Do you wish to enter? Your face shall be added to my wall.

Stranger: Nay, I shall smite thee with mine axe!

You: Thou shalt do no such thing or thy shall be cursed with 1000 years of plagues!

Stranger: Nay.

You: Yay.

Stranger: Tis' a holy axe.

You: Tis' be a fiendish wall covered with unholy faces from the pits of hell!

Stranger: Ah, but goo shall truimphover damnation.

You: This fabled story has no happy ending, thou shalt perish under my blade.

Stranger: Nay.

Stranger: For a holy axe a a sheild of the ages

Stranger: 'tis a mighty combination

You: But I shall not strike until I see the red of your eyes.

You: Then thou shall be too late.

Stranger: Nay.

Stranger: For mine eyes are brown.

Stranger: Thus, thy strike ciomes late

Stranger: and I cleave thou in twain.

You: Eye, 'tis may be true, but eyes shall do thou no good once out of the head.

Stranger: Ah, bu thou art in twain

Stranger: And neither half seems to be fring well.

You: Cease your humorus words, for thou shall soon be punnished for they actions of blasphemy towards thy king!

Stranger: I hath no king.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Yasu]

I encountered the same person twice, lawl.

[Twin Seed]

Did you learn it's name?

 

EDIT:

[spoiler=TT_TT She made me sad]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Olde times are fun.

Stranger: agreed :)

You: Eh George?

Stranger: for sure Steven, for sure.

You: Bob.........

Stranger: Well, NOW its Steven!

You: Bobby?

Stranger: Ricky bobby?

Stranger: Shake n bake!

You: Don't turn around, I'm trying to stalk you....

Stranger: HAHA, does that really work on people?

You: Depends, you're the first I've tried it on.

You: Stranger danger!

Stranger: HAHHAAHAHAH

Stranger: oh my god, what movie is that from again?

You: Simpsons.

Stranger: i remember "Stranger danger! Stranger danger!!"

Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAH

You: Lol.

Stranger: awesome!

You: Orly?

You: Bob??

You: I am your king.

Stranger: checkmate!

Stranger: :o

You: Well I had an affair with your queen this whole time.

You: :o

Stranger: doesn't matter, you can have her.

Stranger: all i want is you ;)

Stranger: HAHAHHAH

You: O.o

You: M or F?

Stranger: female.

You: Oh, ok, everything's better then.

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stranger: STRANGER DANGER alert.

You: OWAIT, you're a girl and have a queen??

You: Awkward.

Stranger: yeah, sometimes you have to go with the flow.

Stranger: HAHAH

You: I'll stick with Bob for your name =^.^=

You: What is your name?

Stranger: for internet safety reasons, i only give out my nick name.

Stranger: which would be Lalah

Stranger: it is to prevent Stranger Danger!

Stranger: HAHA

You: XD

Stranger: whats yours? bob?

You: My nickname in real life is BooBoo, if it's spelled right xP

You: I honestly have no idea how I got it.

Stranger: BooBoo?

Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Stranger: you got a booboo :(

You: I shouldn't have said that ///_^

Stranger: why? i think its awesome/cute!

You: That's why!

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17. you?

You: 14.

You: I imagined you'd be younger.

Stranger: no wonder!

You: What?

Stranger: no.. you HOPED i was younger.

You: Lol yes.

Stranger: nothing :)

Stranger: you're awesome.

You: You too.

Stranger: i know. so you can like totally fall in love with me,

Stranger: im sorry im old :(

You: Don't get ahead of yourself there.

You: You're not old, just not young ;)

You: Do you have a facebook account?

Stranger: High five to that!

You: *High 5s*

Stranger: deactivated that crap. some people were stalking me. HAHA

You: Lol, wow.

You: Srsly?

Stranger: yeah, dont you know that there is stranger danger out there?

You: That's getting old -.-

You: Do you really not have one though?

Stranger: no, but seriously. someone was stalking me.

You: Have you heard of something called ignoritall?

Stranger: nope, whats that?

You: (sp)

You: It's happy medicine on the simpsons that I just hapened to remember.

Stranger: ignore it all?

You: Yup.

You: Just ignore the stalkers.

Stranger: i did.

Stranger: but it just got too freaky.

You: Still sounds creapy though... O.o

You: Myspace or anything else?

You: Btw, where do you live. Don't worry, I won't stalk you ;)

Stranger: Brunei.

Stranger: its somewhere in South East Asia.

You: Wow, that's far away.

Stranger: yeah :0

Stranger: you?

You: North Carolina, USA.

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: not asleep yet?

Stranger: its late, isn't it?

You: 12:52 AM to be exact.

You: What time is it there?

You: Hello?

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: i went into the living room

You: It's ok.

Stranger: its 1:54PM

You: Wow, the time zones are really different, like 11 hours apart.

You: Yes, 11 hours apart.

Stranger: Yeah :)

You: What's your E-Mail address?

Stranger: its actually 13 hours apart..

Stranger: HAHA

You: Oh.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Raelen]

Have you trolled a lot?

 

No' date=' not a lot. I've stopped. It's a bit... mean. (But oh, so fun.) ^_^

 

Edit:

 

[spoiler=Convo 1']Stranger: hi

You: Do you like pigeons?

Stranger: yes~

Stranger: why?

You: I like pigeons.

Stranger: wow ^^

You: Do you like banana slugs?

Stranger: emm

Stranger: i don't no

You: They're slugs, but they're yellow.

You: They're big.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

The man didn't like banana slugs..

 

[spoiler=Convo 2]Stranger: hi!

You: Well, hello there.

Stranger: how r u?

You: I am very well. A bit tired though. You?

Stranger: im fine

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Alex. Yours?

Stranger: Gabriel

Stranger: Alex is a male name?

You: It can be. In my case, it is.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Gee, I wonder what he was after. :roll:

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: Hello there.

Stranger: How are you?

You: Very fine, thank you. How bout you?

Stranger: My heart feels heavy, but fine otherwise.

You: Heavy? And why is that? Dont overdose your heart with emotion.

Stranger: It's more worry than the standard emotions that accompany heavy hearts.

You: To worry shows passion and care. So I suppose you'll be alright... But what about the thing or person you worry over? Do you feel as if they'll be fine?

Stranger: Well this girl I know might have gotten me something that's fairly rare and relatively expensive, but she herself is pretty content with life and I'm conscerned about getting something that will be of equal value or so

You: I have such empathy of how you feel. I, myself, is very guilt stricken. I'd feel monsterous to not have returned the favor, but a good friend explained to me, "The love of giving is about how you give and recieve, instead of what you give abd recieve. Equalling the cost or value of one's gift will put you at a harder cause, when simply, you can show gratitude and give the thing your heart and mind wants to give."

You: I dread leaving you in such an attire, but I'm afraid I have to go. Remember the name of Miranda, age 13, and by fate we could talk again. Good luck~

Stranger: You too, Miranda.

You have disconnected.

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[Raelen]

...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: Hello there.

Stranger: How are you?

You: Very fine' date=' thank you. How bout you?

Stranger: My heart feels heavy, but fine otherwise.

You: Heavy? And why is that? Dont overdose your heart with emotion.

Stranger: It's more worry than the standard emotions that accompany heavy hearts.

You: To worry shows passion and care. So I suppose you'll be alright... But what about the thing or person you worry over? Do you feel as if they'll be fine?

Stranger: Well this girl I know might have gotten me something that's fairly rare and relatively expensive, but she herself is pretty content with life and I'm conscerned about getting something that will be of equal value or so

You: I have such empathy of how you feel. I, myself, is very guilt stricken. I'd feel monsterous to not have returned the favor, but a good friend explained to me, "The love of giving is about how you give and recieve, instead of what you give abd recieve. Equalling the cost or value of one's gift will put you at a harder cause, when simply, you can show gratitude and give the thing your heart and mind wants to give."

You: I dread leaving you in such an attire, but I'm afraid I have to go. Remember the name of Miranda, age 13, and by fate we could talk again. Good luck~

Stranger: You too, Miranda.

You have disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.

[/quote']

 

That was.. actually quite nice! ^_^

[Dismal Euphony]

I actually have serious conversations on Omegle. :\

[.:Mimi:.]

Lol, look at my awesome conversation.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

You: How are you?

Stranger: fine, you ?

You: I'm good.

You: What are you doing?

Stranger: online facebook hahaha you ?

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: Nothing really. Just talking to you and on a forum.

You: I am from Australia

You: You?

Stranger: oh ya

Stranger: i from indonesia

Stranger: whats your name ?

You: Mimi

Stranger: nice

Stranger: how old are you ?

You: 19

You: How old are you and what is your name?

Stranger: im 14 years old, and my name is Dina

You: So, you're a girl?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: can you speak Indonesian ?

Stranger: hehe

You: No, I'm sorry.

Stranger: hehe okay no proble

You: My friend once wanted to teach me, but It really was hard.

Stranger: *proble

Stranger: *problem

Stranger: hem ya no problem

You: :D

[Exyst]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm sad

Stranger: ??

Stranger: how can i do for you /

You: I met some person on here who i though had a shred of intelligence

You: I was wrong

You: Is it even possible to get intelligence on here?

Stranger: may be yes

You: I've Omegled to use the term, over 500 times, and only once I met a person with a shred of intelligence

You: it shows poor odds, I must admit

Stranger: ```````````````````````````

Stranger: i am sorry to heart that

You: Oh, enough about me

You: how are you this fine day?

Stranger: it is a good day

Stranger: have a good mood

You: thats good to hear

Stranger: thanks

You: its been snowing here :D

You: so that cheers me up a little

Stranger: it is pleasure to do something to you

You: Excuse me?

Stranger: ???

You: Are you telling me you made it snow?

Stranger: hehe i don't understand

You: You said its a pleasure to do something to me

You: whats this thing you did, if I may so ask?

Stranger: may i can talk to you

Stranger: may be

Stranger: and i also can heart to you

You: heart to me?

You: heart has a verb use now?

Stranger: yes ~~~if you want to say

You: is it used like love

Stranger: no

You: as in "I heart you" as opposed to "I love yoU"

Stranger: sorry i make a mistake

Stranger: hear

Stranger: :)

You: oh

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: you are american ??

You: British

Stranger: oh

Stranger: that is cool

Stranger: are you sad now ?

You: Yes

You: I just lost the game ;-;

You have disconnected.

[Twin Seed]

[spoiler=1st attempt at trolling] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im kyle,im a guy, and im 20

You: I herd you liek mudkipz.

Stranger: sure

You: I ate your cookiez.

You: I iz santa.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: Hohoho!

You: Happy Christmas!

 

[Pikachu]

Chinese guy got Rickrolled.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey dude

You: let's have cybersex?

You: mmk?

Stranger: do u have some suggestion?

You: i said cybersex

You: that's a suggestion

Stranger: do u have cam?

You: no

You: i have cybersex

You: are u asian?

Stranger: yes.

You: no wonder

Stranger: so i do not know it.

You: oh

Stranger: lol

You: which country?

Stranger: china

Stranger: and u?

You: oh

You: 'ni hao'

You: ^_^

Stranger: lol. u are right.

Stranger: ni hao

You: ni hao

You: you know xing jiao?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yes

You: u know?

Stranger: i know it

You: cool

Stranger: sex

Stranger: fux

You: u know internet?

Stranger: funk

Stranger: yes

You: cybersex = sex on the internet

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: i know it

You: ok'

You: very cool

Stranger: but i do not know which url u use.

You: oh, you use this

You: wait a sec...

Stranger: just some sentences.

You: wait, go here for cybersex

You: summaxr.com/obama.html

You: ok?

Stranger: let me try.

You: ok

 

He disconnected five minutes later. xD

[Womi]

^lol, he actually fell for it! xD

[六兆年と一夜物語]

[spoiler=xD]Stranger: Hello.

You: Hello.

Stranger: A period and everything, that's amazing.

You: It is.

Stranger: Well, you don't say much, but so far, I like the way you say it.

You: You really do?

Stranger: It adheres to rules.

You: I agree.

Stranger: Great. Well, what're you doing?

You: I'm talking to you, obviously.

Stranger: Yeah that's the obvious answer, I guess. I've got it more than once. But you're not doing anything else apart from talking to me?

You: I am also on a forum.

Stranger: For example, I'm smoking and listening to a lecture about high fructose corn syrup.

Stranger: Wwwwwwhich was linked from a forum.

Stranger: TWO DEGREES!

You: ARE YOU SURE, TROLL?

Stranger: ABSOLUTELY. NOW PAY THE TOLL.

You: I LOST MY MONEY, I'LL JUST TAKE YOURS.

Stranger: Ffffuck.

 

[.:Mimi:.]

I didn't keep the conversation, but I just made some guy horny. XD The horny people on there is hilarious. It is pretty disturbing, but alwell.

[Pikachu]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: can u tell me the name of any us state plzzz

Stranger: ???

You: Alaska.

You: BAM.

You: Do I get a prize?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

...Idiot.

[Womi]

^lolstrangerfailedtrolling

[CeDeFiA]

>Credit to Snitch for idea<

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25CENT TO START<

Stranger: *inserted 25 cent*

You: >PLEASE TYPE IN DESIRED USERNAME>

Stranger: liljan

You: Welcome, Sir liljan, to the World of Quester.

Stranger: thanks

You: You may pick one of the following quests.

You: A. Save the cat.

You: or

You: B. Go around the world the destroy a dragon.

You: >PLEASE PICK ONE<

Stranger: save the cat!

You: Very well.

You: YOU'RE IN A FIELD OF FLOWERS

You: AND SEE A CAT IN A TREE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: run and take it :)

You: YOU RUN INTO THE TREE AND THE CAT FALLS OUT

You: BUT

You: YOU SEEM TO HAVE A CONCUSSION

Stranger: O.O

You: A FEW DAYS LATER

Stranger: omg

You: YOU WAKE UP

You: IN THE SAME SPOT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: go and eat because the cat is gone

You: YOU GO AND EAT

You: BUT

You: SADLY THERE IS NO COOKED FOOD IN SIGHT

You: BUT YOU SEEM TO BE BY A RIVER

You: OVERFLOWING WITH FISH

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: fish!!?

You: YOU HAVE NO FISHING ROD

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: jumm in and take on and makes sushi

You: YOU JUMP IN

You: AND REALIZE THE FISH

You: ARE PIRAHNAS

You: AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: -.-'

Stranger: die?

You: YOU DIE

You: Good quest sir.

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25CENT TO START<

Stranger: no thanks

[Exyst]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey :D

You: Whats all this about a game

You: people keep saying I lost it

You: =/

Stranger: hehe

You: what is it?

Stranger: i explain

Stranger: "The Game" is a game, when yu think of the game itself

Stranger: you lose the game :D

You: Oshit

Stranger: so if someones say "YOU LOST THE GAME"

Stranger: you lose the game

You: so I just lost the game?#

Stranger: cuz u think of it

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Yepp.

Stranger: P;

You: as did you?

Stranger: Kinda :(

Stranger: ><

Stranger: MAN this game sux

Stranger: lol

You: I was gonna shout owned

Stranger: cannot win xD

You: but that'd be anticlimatic

You: I actually knew all about it

You: I just wanted to see if I can make people 'suicide' in the Game

You: but then I found the flaw

You: You: Whats all this about a game

You: by saying that, I made you lose the game

You: so I made you lose it, you didn't make yourself lose it

You: ...

You: ...

You: ...

You: Fuck

Stranger: umm

Stranger: man yu sux xD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.