Sander Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Actually, if you think about it, what does "Ho-Ho-Ho" resemble? Let's take some parts from the "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" as an example. "He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice" He's making a list of the naughty people who haven't paid up. And the list of the good people are who did pay up, so they get some goods in return? "He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!" So he, has an eye on you 24/7, knows what the hell you are doing all year long, what's going on with your life etc. etc. Most likely his elves giving him all the information. Better pay up or he will come to your house Ho-Ho-Ho slap you. And I don't even want to know what he uses to actually, pimp...god please not the elves... But really, the only way to bribe him is with milk and cookies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you're awakeHis name is Edward CullenSo get ready to get raped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 I lol as much now as I did over MSN xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 ¿Que? No, srlsy, wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 I always wondered about the Ho Ho Ho thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is old news. Yeah, because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 What did the Pimp say to Santa? 'HO HO HO!' Oh, and you know that bit in White Christmas where it says 'Santa Claus is COMING'? Just change a letter and- BINGO! = 'Santa Claus is Cuming' You get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 What did the Pimp say to Santa? 'HO HO HO!' Oh' date=' and you know that bit in White Christmas where it says 'Santa Claus is COMING'? Just change a letter and- BINGO! = 'Santa Claus is [b']Cuming[/b]' You get the point. I lol'ed so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 NO WAI Liar. Santa is a burglar. He steals your milk and cookies then thinks coal is going to make up for it D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted December 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is old news. This is old news. Yeah' date=' because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 This is old news. This is old news. Yeah' date=' because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't.[/quote']Okai... *leaves thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Kurasaki Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 So is mrs.clause his bi*ch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xing Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 He's a stalker who calls people ho-ho-ho's. Damn he's a badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 This is old news. Yeah' date=' because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't.[/quote'] I was saying exactly what you said in the first post. It's very obvious that he's a pimp so it's old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Srysly, this is old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Srysly' date=' this is old news.[/quote']New to me,do you ever occur not everyone has heard the piece of a most irrelivant and immature poem, and please restrain yourself from calling it News as it isn't, it's just Lulzy poetry in a sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 This is old news. Yeah' date=' because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't.[/quote'] I was saying exactly what you said in the first post. It's very obvious that he's a pimp so it's old news. So why don't you just start posting "This is old news" in every thread in general, because most of the threads in General is old news. Srysly' date=' this is old news.[/quote'] If you don't have anything to say, then don't say it. How hard is that to understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 This is old news. Yeah' date=' because you're so clever when posting "This is old news" posts, amirite? Seriously, if you don't have anything to say (in this case, post), then please, don't.[/quote'] I was saying exactly what you said in the first post. It's very obvious that he's a pimp so it's old news. So why don't you just start posting "This is old news" in every thread in general, because most of the threads in General is old news. Because I don't go into most threads in this section. Only ones that are painfully obvious or hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pherronboy Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 "He knows when you've been bad or good,so be good for your virginity's sake" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 "He knows when you've been bad or good' date='so be good for your virginity's sake"[/quote'] HOLY SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES BATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you're awakeHis name is Edward CullenSo get ready to get raped! ^Fricking awesomely well done^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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