Embarrassing moments.

[Niño]

[align=left]Well, this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

[Aximil]

I went to school dressed in the following:

Shirt

Boxers

Socks

Shoes

 

Yes. I forgot my pants. This was not a dream.

[Niño]

How the f*ck did you do that?

[Aximil]

It was almost summer and I was planning on wearing shorts anyway. Thought I had them on when I walked out of the house and I was playing my DS so I didn't notice if anyone was laughing or not til I was there.

[Captain Lawless]

oh, I had a bunch yesterday at the mall..

Someone from a different High School's Band comes over after seeing my jacket and

we talk for a second, a lot of my sentences come out backwards >>

i tried congratulating them on one of their swows, they took sweepstakes, and it

ended up more like "yeah there was that one shows it was cool"...

lol, then my friend points out a store I was looking for, I turn around and look up

and I bemp into an old guy who was right next to me

then my friends was looking for something for his girlfriend and he dragged

me into some really strange female clothing store, and the clerk was looking at us odd XD

Forever fated into humility?

[Niño]

..The sad thing is, that is sort of believable.

And C.L, that's not so much as having an embarrassing moment as having a bit of an unorganized day. I'm looking for really embarrassing stuff.

[Willieh]

Me and this girl were talking for a while and I really liked her, so maybe a few days after talking to her and whatever I decided to [fix]actually ask her out[/fixed]. When I got to school that day she was hanging out with on of my friends and they started going out. Wasn't really as embarrassing as it was soul-crushing I guess.

[Lyfe.]

It was almost summer and I was planning on wearing shorts anyway. Thought I had them on when I walked out of the house and I was playing my DS so I didn't notice if anyone was laughing or not til I was there.

So you must wear really short shorts.

 

[Niño]

Me and this girl were talking for a while and I really liked her' date=' so maybe a few days after talking to her and whatever I decided to actually talk to her. When I got to school that day she was hanging out with on of my friends and [i']they[/i] started going out. Wasn't really as embarrassing as it was soul-crushing I guess.

Yeah soul-crushing describes it better, man I've been there.

[Aximil]

It was almost summer and I was planning on wearing shorts anyway. Thought I had them on when I walked out of the house and I was playing my DS so I didn't notice if anyone was laughing or not til I was there.

So you must wear really short shorts.

 

 

Nah. I just knew there was a breeze. And it was sorta windy that day anyway.

[Death Metal]

I got my head busted open by a girl in PE during the 7th grade.

 

I guess you could say that she kicked my ass, even if it was accidental.

[Lyfe.]

I almost got my head split open by a teacher. ._.

[Aximil]

I almost got my head split open by a teacher. ._.

 

I'm sorry for that, Timmy. I didn't mean to swing the ruler that hard.

[Lyfe.]

My name not Timmy! >:l

 

And we were playing dodgeball on the blacktop.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

The one day those damn guys decide to rebel against the rules and sneak into the girl's locker rooms. It wasn't all that bad for me, but man, did I feel bad for those girls who had crushes on the guys who came in.

[Lazer Yoshi]

When it snowed, I slipped during gym and fell on my @$$. Me and all my friends laughed at me. :lol:

[Zorc: The Dark One]

I went swimming. I came out of the pool and was walking home when I realised I'd left my glasses at the pool. I ran all the way back and ssent 30 minutes searching for them. I finally gave up and started walking back home. I was annoyed and did a Facepalm. Guess what? I'd been wearing my glasses the whole time.

[Dad]

I was in a Christmas play, and I called Jesus Heysus (Jesus). -_-

[Dismal Euphony]

This one is kinda gross (and kind of long), but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it.

 

This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen.

 

About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers.

 

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[Zorc: The Dark One]

This one is kinda gross (and kind of long)' date=' but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it.

 

This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen.

 

About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers.

 

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Long, LONG? ARE U CRAZY? Huge wall of text! lol.

I am rofling so hard. Not at you though, with you.

[zoe-chan]

once i was walking down the hall and my skirt got caught in my locker and i didnt know and i tried to walk away but it rips my skirt of and i fell on the floor my books flew every where and it was a realy crowded hallway good thing my friend was there to lend me her gym shorts but before that i had to get up and walk to the bathroom embarrassing

[Dad]

This one is kinda gross (and kind of long)' date=' but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it.

 

This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen.

 

About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers.

 

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I couldn't help but LOL.

[Zorc: The Dark One]

This one is kinda gross (and kind of long)' date=' but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it.

 

This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen.

 

About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers.

 

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I couldn't help but LOL.

 

It made me ROFL.

[Dismal Euphony]

This one is kinda gross (and kind of long)' date=' but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it.

 

This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen.

 

About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers.

 

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I couldn't help but LOL.

 

Don't worry. I LOL every time I think back on it.

[Eclipse1000X]

I once threw up in my 8th grade class. :p