Embarrassing moments.

[Brittle Ice]

I hit my Physical Education Teacher with a ball while she was tying her shoes.

She hit the concrete with her head.

I laughed.

 

OK, it was her embarrassing moment, not mine.

 

I once pronounced picture as pitcher.

Now, that wouldn't be embarrassing if it weren't on my English class and didn't mean vagina in my native language.

You can't even imagine the look on my teacher's face.

[Snitch]

I can whip up a decent play of what happened over MSN:

 

Friend says:

*So, yeah we have to work on those lyrics tomorrow

*for our rap

I say:

*Don't worry, i'm sure the rape will be fine

*we'll just work really hard

*and I'm sure we won't screw up

 

I was ridiculed the next day.

 

Oh, and inb4caughtfapping.

[Kōsuke Ueki]

This was the most embarassing, hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy.

 

It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong.

 

Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again.

 

The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued.

 

I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.

[Brittle Ice]

Instead of doing the assignment' date=' I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN!

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For you to actually say something like this and watch porn images on Google, I assume you are 5 years old.

[Aximil]

Instead of doing the assignment' date=' I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN!

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For you to actually say something like this and watch porn images on Google, I assume you are 5 years old.

 

He was in middle school. They're so hopped up on hormones that they don't care where it's from. They just want to some naked ladies. I personally use only 3 sites. >_>

[Kōsuke Ueki]

Instead of doing the assignment' date=' I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN!

[/quote']

 

For you to actually say something like this and watch porn images on Google, I assume you are 5 years old.

 

He was in middle school. They're so hopped up on hormones that they don't care where it's from. They just want to some naked ladies. I personally use only 3 sites. >_>

 

At least you agree.

[Guest JoshIcy]

Whenever someone does something stupid IRL, I get over excited lol. Leading to some awkward moments. So yea... I dont wanna say them, but yeah ._.

[Yasu]

Me and this girl were talking for a while and I really liked her' date=' so maybe a few days after talking to her and whatever I decided to actually talk to her. When I got to school that day she was hanging out with on of my friends and [i']they[/i] started going out. Wasn't really as embarrassing as it was soul-crushing I guess.

Yeah soul-crushing describes it better, man I've been there.

 

I know.

Soul crushing others is fun.

[~Shore]

They happen to me every day. CURSE YOU CRACKING VOICE!

[Ninja165]

This isn't even nearly as embarrassing as you guys' posts, but it was pretty embarrassing at the time. I was 7 and we were on a holiday at America in Florida. We went to one of those all-you-can-eat buffet/bar type of places and i went over to the soda machine to get some pineapple juice. The glasses were huge, so I filled one up with pineapple juice all the way to the top, it was pretty much overflowing! It was a big place, so I got lost walking back to where my family was seated at. I started panicking and running, and I saw a wet floor sign. Without stopping, I continued to run. I slipped on the wet floor, smashing the glass and spraying my face, the people who serve the food and a few strangers seated at a table in smart clothing, faces drenched with juice. I cried and ran back to my family, and my mum hugged me and said everything's gonna be alright, while everyone was watching. When we left, there were a bunch of people quietly whispering to eachother "Poor kid, he must have been humiliated".

[Niño]

..I think Dismal's is worse, also tell us Icy, please.

[Dismal Euphony]

..I think Dismal's is worse' date=' also tell us Icy, please.

[/quote']

 

Yeah... Mine was pretty embarrassing. It's hilarious now, though.

[Niño]

..I think Dismal's is worse' date=' also tell us Icy, please.

[/quote']

 

Yeah... Mine was pretty embarrassing. It's hilarious now, though.

Totally,

Mine isn't too embarressing but here goes, I was with these.. people that I liked, they insisted on hugging me every time I got off the bus or something, one of them I really liked, and every single time I went to hug them I headbutted them straight on @_@

[Dismal Euphony]

..I think Dismal's is worse' date=' also tell us Icy, please.

[/quote']

 

Yeah... Mine was pretty embarrassing. It's hilarious now, though.

Totally,

Mine isn't too embarressing but here goes, I was with these.. people that I liked, they insisted on hugging me every time I got off the bus or something, one of them I really liked, and every single time I went to hug them I headbutted them straight on @_@

 

Smooooooooooth.

[Niño]

..I think Dismal's is worse' date=' also tell us Icy, please.

[/quote']

 

Yeah... Mine was pretty embarrassing. It's hilarious now, though.

Totally,

Mine isn't too embarressing but here goes, I was with these.. people that I liked, they insisted on hugging me every time I got off the bus or something, one of them I really liked, and every single time I went to hug them I headbutted them straight on @_@

 

Smooooooooooth.

Inorite. It still scars me till today.

Awell, I'm hungry I want MOAR.

[OnSlaUghT]

This was the most embarassing' date=' hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy.

 

It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong.

 

Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again.

 

The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued.

 

I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.

[/quote']

 

How old were your friends? 5?

 

Because only 5 year olds would make fun of a person for waching porn

 

Besides if you did this in my school, you were instantly popular with the students and single male teachers, not so much with the female teachers and married men teachers

[Kōsuke Ueki]

This was the most embarassing' date=' hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy.

 

It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong.

 

Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again.

 

The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued.

 

I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.

[/quote']

 

How old were you? 5?

 

Because only 5 year olds would make fun of a person for waching porn

 

Besides if you did this in my school, you were instantly popular with the students and single male teachers, not so much with the female teachers and married men teachers

 

I WAS 13!!! And who said I made fun of anyone? Not me! Don't think s**t unless you no what you're saying! 5 years old? What kid has hormones and urges at the age of 5?

[OnSlaUghT]

This was the most embarassing' date=' hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy.

 

It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong.

 

Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again.

 

The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued.

 

I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.

[/quote']

 

How old were your friends? 5?

 

Because only 5 year olds would make fun of a person for waching porn

 

Besides if you did this in my school, you were instantly popular with the students and single male teachers, not so much with the female teachers and married men teachers

 

I WAS 13!!! And who said I made fun of anyone? Not me! Don't think s**t unless you no what you're saying! 5 years old? What kid has hormones and urges at the age of 5?

 

Whoa sorry, i meant your friends were 5 years old. Flipping keyboard was lagging

[Xazeon]

At Boyscouts (This was my first time coming back there in about three months becuase of football, mind you)

 

I was chosen to be the person who mounted the flag, first of all, I went to the wrong mount and had to go to the other one. Then, my flag hit the ceiling and made a very loud noise that drew attention to me. Lastly, I mounted the flag a good 1-2 minutes before I was supposed to. I heard adults snickering and one of my troop members came up to me and said "Fail"

 

He was joking, though. I didn't get made fun of after that, though. Thank the unexistant god.

[Kizzi]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

[OnSlaUghT]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

 

I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history

[Kizzi]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

 

I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history

 

If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history.

[OnSlaUghT]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

 

I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history

 

If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history.

 

I don't understand how his laptop is ruined

[Kizzi]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

 

I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history

 

If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history.

 

I don't understand how his laptop is ruined

 

You've never encountered the little unwanted presents that porn tends to drop you? And no, I'm not talking about girls and cups here.

[OnSlaUghT]

[align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']

 

Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others

 

EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]

 

Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny.

 

PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure.

 

I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history

 

If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history.

 

I don't understand how his laptop is ruined

 

You've never encountered the little unwanted presents that porn tends to drop you? And no, I'm not talking about girls and cups here.

 

Hold on, so he gets a new laptop, his friends watches porn on it. He gets a virus. What next?