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My Godmother's son found a dying wasp on the table, and I told him to kill it quickly and put it out of it's misery. He got a pen and slowly rolled it over the wasp, which was writhing in agony. I left the room telling him he was a disturbed, paranoid schizoprenic and I sat outside. 2 minutes later we heard this high-pitched and amusing scream. The wasp had stung him on the hand! Then he went and tried to kill again, once and for all, and it stung him twice on the same hand!

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My Godmother's son found a dying wasp on the table' date=' and I told him to kill it quickly and put it out of it's misery. He got a pen and slowly rolled it over the wasp, which was writhing in agony. I left the room telling him he was a disturbed, paranoid schizoprenic and I sat outside. [b']2 minutes later we heard this high-pitched and amusing scream[/b]. The wasp had stung him on the hand! Then he went and tried to kill again, once and for all, and it stung him twice on the same hand!

 

I think you're the schizophrenic.

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Well...

It's not that it woulden't, it's that I wouldet LET it die..

 

Caught a wasp that was trying to sting me. Was pissed, so, decided to have some fun.

I first put it in a plastic baggy, put it in the freezer for 5 minutes. It went into this hibernation thing or w/e

Took it out, let it thaw itself out, start to move some again, then did it again.

Did this 4 times.

Then put it in a ice cube tray, poured some water in it, just low enough so it didn't cover it's head, and froze it.

Took it out after a while, and watched it wake up after 20 min or so, and struggle to get free of the block of ice.

 

Once it did, I thought of more fun...

It was a sunny day, and I had a magnifying Glass.

Use your imagination.

I kept stopping just as smoke started to appear.

I never did kill it though...

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My Godmother's son found a dying wasp on the table' date=' and I told him to kill it quickly and put it out of it's misery. He got a pen and slowly rolled it over the wasp, which was writhing in agony. I left the room telling him he was a disturbed, paranoid schizoprenic and I sat outside. [b']2 minutes later we heard this high-pitched and amusing scream[/b]. The wasp had stung him on the hand! Then he went and tried to kill again, once and for all, and it stung him twice on the same hand!

 

I think you're the schizophrenic.

 

Duh, Kizzi.

He obviously carried his mother in a backpack. No offense.

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Me and my dad tried to kill a huge rat with long sticks ' date=' after hitting it 4-5 times it was still alive T_T and bleeding....

Then i crushed his skull with my feet :D

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Cruel.

 

That's nothing to smile about. Trap it in a show box and then release it or something.

 

where's the fun in that?

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