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Teacher: So does everyone get it

Class: *nod*

Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*

Teacher: What?

Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problem

Me: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...

Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*

Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop*

 

Guess who went home with a dollar that day

 

ESC class?

Advanced Math class XD

hard to believe' date=' right?

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Not at all .<_<.

 

So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid?

 

Same with gay people.

 

What do they do when they talk?

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Teacher: So does everyone get it

Class: *nod*

Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*

Teacher: What?

Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problem

Me: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...

Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*

Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop*

 

Guess who went home with a dollar that day

 

ESC class?

Advanced Math class XD

hard to believe' date=' right?

[/quote']

 

Not at all .<_<.

 

So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid?

He has a problem with keeping still is all XD

He's actually really smart

 

I feel insulted that people think I insult people over the internet.

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Teacher: So does everyone get it

Class: *nod*

Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*

Teacher: What?

Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problem

Me: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...

Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*

Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop*

 

Guess who went home with a dollar that day

 

ESC class?

Advanced Math class XD

hard to believe' date=' right?

[/quote']

 

Not at all .<_<.

 

So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid?

He has a problem with keeping still is all XD

He's actually really smart

 

I feel insulted that people think I insult people over the internet.

 

I feel that i'm involved in this some how, not in a good way.

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Yo guys' date=' im happy for you, and imma let you finish, but in my philosophy class, we watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

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Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

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Yo guys' date=' im happy for you, and imma let you finish, but in my philosophy class, we watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

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Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Agent Cody banks 2 doesn't constitute as a better movie.

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger > Agent Cody Banks 2

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Yo guys' date=' im happy for you, and imma let you finish, but in my philosophy class, we watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

[/quote']

 

Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Agent Cody banks 2 doesn't constitute as a better movie.

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger > Agent Cody Banks 2

 

Olol, lots of win here.

 

One time' date=' a friend and I were making monkey noises and some girl turned around and yelled, "WHY ARE YOU GAY?!" Greatest moment of my life.[/quote']

Aren't you bi?

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Yo guys' date=' im happy for you, and imma let you finish, but in my philosophy class, we watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

[/quote']

 

Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger

 

Agent Cody banks 2 doesn't constitute as a better movie.

 

Lots of other movies > Good Will Hunting > Crouching Tiger > Agent Cody Banks 2

 

I couldn't agree more. And I have a movie that would top them all. MATRIX. So, nrsly, it's so awesome. Owait...

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In the same class as my first post, my teacher regularly asks students to give her a back rub. She also regularly shouts expletives at students, and talks s*** about people.

Funniest teacher ever.

She actually went to college with my parents, and once threatened my Mom when she started dating my Dad.

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In the same class as my first post' date=' my teacher regularly asks students to give her a back rub. She also regularly shouts expletives at students, and talks s*** about people.

Funniest teacher ever.

She actually went to college with my parents, and once threatened my Mom when she started dating my Dad.

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lawl.

Her age?

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In the same class as my first post' date=' my teacher regularly asks students to give her a back rub. She also regularly shouts expletives at students, and talks s*** about people.

Funniest teacher ever.

She actually went to college with my parents, and once threatened my Mom when she started dating my Dad.

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lawl.

Her age?

 

She's around 40. Best teacher ever. My parents tell me she had a nickname in college, but they refuse to tell me what it was until I graduate.

 

My Physics teacher' date=' who's only 4 years older than me, likes to throw markers at people who are not paying attention.

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My Bio teacher two years ago regularly launched stuff at me with a mousetrap. He wasn't trying to hit me, I just sat in the middle of the class, and I'm tall. He also had a grate on the wall behind his desk that he would throw pennies at, to see if they would go through.

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In the same class as my first post' date=' my teacher regularly asks students to give her a back rub. She also regularly shouts expletives at students, and talks s*** about people.

Funniest teacher ever.

She actually went to college with my parents, and once threatened my Mom when she started dating my Dad.

[/quote']

 

lawl.

Her age?

 

She's around 40. Best teacher ever. My parents tell me she had a nickname in college, but they refuse to tell me what it was until I graduate.

 

My Physics teacher' date=' who's only 4 years older than me, likes to throw markers at people who are not paying attention.

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My Bio teacher two years ago regularly launched stuff at me with a mousetrap. He wasn't trying to hit me, I just sat in the middle of the class, and I'm tall. He also had a grate on the wall behind his desk that he would throw pennies at, to see if they would go through.

 

I want to go to your school T.T

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My school is pretty lulzy. I have way more stories than this.

 

One day, the son of my English teacher, who goes to my school, wore a bucket on his head, because he thought it looked sexy. ;D

Nice guy though.

 

Also, my AP Chem teacher tells blond jokes a lot, some of them fairly NSFW.

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