Sorrow. Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer and revive dead puppies.. Too bad he never cries... Superman can fly in the air. Chuck Norris can fly underground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer and revive dead puppies.. Too bad he never cries... Superman can fly in the air. Chuck Norris can fly underground. Seems like a rather useless ability, no? When Chuck Norris farts, he beats some poor shmuck up to hide the sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris can breathe in outer space, but if he did he'd inhale the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque, and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.[/quote'] I really...Just..just...Would you please just... I really don't know what to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris can break Wolverine's arm, just by looking at him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.[/quote'] I really...Just..just...Would you please just... I really don't know what to say. I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was. I fail so hard it's a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.[/quote'] I really...Just..just...Would you please just... I really don't know what to say. I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was. I fail so hard it's a win. I was just trying to find something to say that would not be too offensive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.[/quote'] I really...Just..just...Would you please just... I really don't know what to say. I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was. I fail so hard it's a win. I was just trying to find something to say that would not be too offensive... Unless it involves my faith, I'm never offended. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris once won a tennis match with a brick wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris went into a Burger King. When he walked out he had the King's head in one hand and a big mac in the other. That was crap. For those old members: Frunk bows to Chuck Norris.I tried :[ but yeah' date= it does suck.Here's summor failChuck Norris once went up a down escalator. It changed directions as soon as he stepped on it.Chuck Norris has slept with more women than Vin Diesel and Lando Calrissian combined.[/quote] Fail, because the 2nd one could have been better. Chuck Norris has slept with more woman than Gene Simmons. There. No. Wilt Chamberlain has claimed that he has slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this 'a slow Tuesday'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris won the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Thread reported for movement to games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck norris died 50 years ago. The reaper was just too scared to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexh Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Chuck Norris could join YCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Thread reported for movement to games. Oh no you didn't. Good choice. ;D Chuck Norris could unscramble an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cozmosus Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's not a game. It's a thread discussing chuck Norris jokes in numerical order. A game is something to be played, in order to eradicate boredness. This is not the case. Here, people will write down Chuck Norris jokes to share knowledge of these, in order for people to tell to others in the out side world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 when Chuck Norris duels he always gets a OTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 when Chuck Norris duels he always gets a OTKDon't you mean he wins every duel by a FTK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Chuck Norris cries himself to sleep at night for being less manly than Jecht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Chuck Norris once won a game of Poker against a Royal Flush. His hand consisted of the following: A 2 of Clubs, a picture of Michael Jackson, a Yu-Gi-Oh! card, half an Uno card, and a piece of toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZhaneX Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I'm too lazy to check if anyone's posted this yet: "Chuck Norris owns a Private Area of the Atlantic Ocean. We know it as the Bremuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I'm too lazy to check if anyone's posted this yet: "Chuck Norris owns a Private Area of the Atlantic Ocean. We know it as the Bremuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers." Nope. Nobody else posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee in a fight. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee in a fight. True story. Only because they injected him with 32 times the lethal dosage of Elephant Tranquillizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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