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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer and revive dead puppies.. Too bad he never cries...

 

Superman can fly in the air. Chuck Norris can fly underground.

 

Seems like a rather useless ability, no?

 

When Chuck Norris farts, he beats some poor shmuck up to hide the sound.

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The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque, and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.

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The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.

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I really...Just..just...Would you please just...

 

I really don't know what to say.

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The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.

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I really...Just..just...Would you please just...

 

I really don't know what to say.

 

I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was.

 

I fail so hard it's a win.

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The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.

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I really...Just..just...Would you please just...

 

I really don't know what to say.

 

I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was.

 

I fail so hard it's a win.

 

I was just trying to find something to say that would not be too offensive...

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The comic book Superman was based off a true story. Chuck Norris made a homeless child a hamburger at his barbeque' date=' and when it passed through his digestive system he had gained 30 pounds of muscle mass, learned to fly, run at super speeds, shoot lasers from his eyes, and lift trucks.

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I really...Just..just...Would you please just...

 

I really don't know what to say.

 

I just mind haxxed you. I failed so hard you cannot comprehend how awesome that fail was.

 

I fail so hard it's a win.

 

I was just trying to find something to say that would not be too offensive...

 

Unless it involves my faith, I'm never offended. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

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Chuck Norris went into a Burger King. When he walked out he had the King's head in one hand and a big mac in the other.

 

That was crap.

 

For those old members:

 

Frunk bows to Chuck Norris.

I tried :[ but yeah' date= it does suck.

Here's summor fail

Chuck Norris once went up a down escalator. It changed directions as soon as he stepped on it.

Chuck Norris has slept with more women than Vin Diesel and Lando Calrissian combined.

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Fail, because the 2nd one could have been better.

 

Chuck Norris has slept with more woman than Gene Simmons.

 

 

There.

 

No.

 

Wilt Chamberlain has claimed that he has slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this 'a slow Tuesday'.

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It's not a game. It's a thread discussing chuck Norris jokes in numerical order. A game is something to be played, in order to eradicate boredness. This is not the case. Here, people will write down Chuck Norris jokes to share knowledge of these, in order for people to tell to others in the out side world.

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