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There is one thing I dont understand.... Why.. The.. Hell.. Is This... Important...... Yes I love werewolves but seriously? You want to be a werecat... What are you smoking. That would take millons of dollars.... In my opinon cats just sit down and lick themselves.... They can't do tricks, they don't save peoples lives like Dogs do, they can't take down criminals...

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Recently I have done research on how to become a werecat. No major ways! Less fan art then Werewolves! Why is it that werewolves are so much more popular then Werecats?

 

Dog like animals > Cat like animals

 

Nuff said.

 

Win.

 

Because' date=' hype from New Moon... eww.... and other horrible tween fangirl-ish things made them popular with girls, while Lupin made them popular with me.

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Eww Twlight. It was nothing great.

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you know there might be a general reason why werewolves are popular...

 

One big one might be that even thought it's called werewolves it doesn't have to be a wolf. If you transform into a half-tiger it's still considered werewolf, that is how it's always been done for the last 1,000 years I dunno how that makes any sense but yeah.

 

also werecats doesn't even sound threatening, weredogs don't sound threatening either. Hell if I hear werecats I can only imagine.

 

ThundercatsPicture1a.jpg

 

and now it's 3:30 am and I'm about to sleep and I'm going to have strange erotic dreams starring werewolves, thundercats, and a magikarp.

 

Thanks alot.

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you know there might be a general reason why werewolves are popular...

 

One big one might be that even thought it's called werewolves it doesn't have to be a wolf. If you transform into a half-tiger it's still considered werewolf' date=' that is how it's always been done for the last 1,000 years I dunno how that makes any sense but yeah.

 

also werecats doesn't even sound threatening, weredogs don't sound threatening either. Hell if I hear werecats I can only imagine.

 

[img']http://www.toyarchive.com/Thundercats/ThundercatsPicture1a.jpg[/img]

 

and now it's 3:30 am and I'm about to sleep and I'm going to have strange erotic dreams starring werewolves, thundercats, and a magikarp.

 

Thanks alot.

 

See why being a Werecat is horrible? *Starts laughing*

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Because' date=' hype from New Moon... eww.... and other horrible tween fangirl-ish things made them popular with girls, while Lupin made them popular with me.

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Eww Twlight. It was nothing great.

 

I agree.... wait a minute.... It was nothing great.... You saw the movies, didn't you?

 

I would never watch the movies... Oooo Bella likes a vampire... Oooo now Bella wants to do it with a werewolf. Now they get in a fight to see who gets Bella, Middle School memories come back... What a great plot dont ya think? WRONG!

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Because Werewolves aren't incredibly gay.

Your sarcasm surprises me. You mean they are not?

Because' date=' hype from New Moon... eww.... and other horrible tween fangirl-ish things made them popular with girls, while Lupin made them popular with me.

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Eww Twlight. It was nothing great.

 

I agree.... wait a minute.... It was nothing great.... You saw the movies, didn't you?

 

I would never watch the movies... Oooo Bella likes a vampire... Oooo now Bella wants to do it with a werewolf. Now they get in a fight to see who gets Bella, Middle School memories come back... What a great plot dont ya think? WRONG!

 

Yup, that's the point of the series. Or lack of a point, to be frank.

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I watched the movie because there was a vampire in it...

 

from this day on, I now look up a summary/synopsis for every movie someone "recommends" I watch.

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Anyways, but thanks to another friend I now officially want to see the 4th movie come out and I will be the first to watch it.

 

Before you say anything remember the creator of the 4th movie has made gore movies before and is a sick person in general and now read

 

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html *WARNING: profanity and disturbing lols ensue. If this bothers you, obviously don't click the link.*

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I watched the movie because there was a vampire in it...

 

from this day on' date=' I now look up a summary/synopsis for every movie someone "recommends" I watch.

=====

Anyways, but thanks to another friend I now officially want to see the 4th movie come out and I will be the first to watch it.

 

Before you say anything remember the creator of the 4th movie has made gore movies before and is a sick person in general and now read

 

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html *WARNING: profanity and disturbing lols ensue. If this bothers you, obviously don't click the link.*

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I laughed to death. If she really wrote that, Stephanie Meyer is the best writer EVAH (sorry Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert and Philip Joe Farmer, you go f*cked.).

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I watched the movie because there was a vampire in it...

 

from this day on' date=' I now look up a summary/synopsis for every movie someone "recommends" I watch.

=====

Anyways, but thanks to another friend I now officially want to see the 4th movie come out and I will be the first to watch it.

 

Before you say anything remember the creator of the 4th movie has made gore movies before and is a sick person in general and now read

 

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html *WARNING: profanity and disturbing lols ensue. If this bothers you, obviously don't click the link.*

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I laughed to death. If she really wrote that, Stephanie Meyer is the best writer EVAH (sorry Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert and Philip Joe Farmer, you go f*cked.).

 

I was skeptical at first but she did in fact write it, I looked up other synopsis and quotes from the book.

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I watched the movie because there was a vampire in it...

 

from this day on' date=' I now look up a summary/synopsis for every movie someone "recommends" I watch.

=====

Anyways, but thanks to another friend I now officially want to see the 4th movie come out and I will be the first to watch it.

 

Before you say anything remember the creator of the 4th movie has made gore movies before and is a sick person in general and now read

 

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html *WARNING: profanity and disturbing lols ensue. If this bothers you, obviously don't click the link.*

[/quote']

 

I laughed to death. If she really wrote that, Stephanie Meyer is the best writer EVAH (sorry Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert and Philip Joe Farmer, you go f*cked.).

 

I was skeptical at first but she did in fact write it, I looked up other synopsis and quotes from the book.

 

Then, indeed, she is the best and the three guys I mentioned before simply got f*cked. Also Stephen King, Christopher Paolini, James Joyce, Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke...they all got f*cked by this single writer who made a werewolf fall in love with a newborn.

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