Felix Culpa Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Well, my love life anyway. My brother (who is sort of a manwhore) just came down the stairs, while on the phone with his girlfriend and asked if I wanted to be set up with someone. Discuss your own pathetic lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticWater Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 That sucks. I've been asked that before. Just blow 'em off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies, the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think you have it bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrid97 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? i dont believe u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticWater Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? i dont believe uWho would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? Dude, sorry to hear about your waffle. Has he healed yet, the poor little guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrid97 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 good pointI lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? i dont believe uWho would?good point I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? Dude, sorry to hear about your waffle. Has he healed yet, the poor little guy?lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? Yet, you had a girlfriend. Felix wins as losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. For no more I'll go waltzing MatildaAll around the green bush far and nearFor to hump tent and pegs, a man needs two legsNo more waltzing Matilda for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. For no more I'll go waltzing MatildaAll around the green bush far and nearFor to hump tent and pegs' date=' a man needs two legsNo more waltzing Matilda for me[/quote'] I'll never waltz again, will I? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 :/ sucks to be you, PM me I want to talk.Anyways, take it, I'm currently hooked up with a beautiful Chinese girl, I am quite happy and might be going to Hong Kong or Shanghai next year, if I do go to Shanghai, I'm definantly paying Pikachu a visit ;D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason. Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? i dont believe u I wasn't laughing at Willeh's post til I saw yours xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 That sucks. I've been asked that before. Just blow 'em off. I hope to God that wasn't a sexual pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticWater Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 That sucks. I've been asked that before. Just blow 'em off. I hope to God that wasn't a sexual pun. Unintended >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? Yet, you had a girlfriend. Felix wins as losing. Thank you for understanding, but... his waffle was burnt! That's some sad stuff right there. I almost broke out in tears for the poor little guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 i got dumped by my gf. she then left me for my best friend who said he would never date her in his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? This story is a lie. Mostly because hospitals don't provide waffles as food. And nowhere else in your story did you say you received a waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro no Keiyakushu Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 :/ sucks to be you' date=' PM me I want to talk.Anyways, take it, I'm currently hooked up with a [b']beautiful[/b] Chinese girl, I am quite happy and might be going to Hong Kong or Shanghai next year, if I do go to Shanghai, I'm definantly paying Pikachu a visit ;D. And you said you were a girl, posted a picture of yourself as a girl, now saying you're a guy, showing us a picture of you as a guy and you use an excuse that you're sharing an account between you and your girl counterpart. Prove me wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Well, my house got swamped by a raging bull of a cyclone last year, and now I'm still trapped in a lousy apartment, with my collegian neighbors playing nothing but this. . Their sound system beats mine, and as a result I puke everytime sheet croons over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Your 14, you have no right to complain. I'm 17 and have never had a girl friend or even gone on a data. Before you complain about anything think about it in perspective and how things could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition. On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle. You think [i']you[/i] have it bad? i dont believe uWho would? Not you apparently. D: < Oh, and I don't have a pathetic life. Unless you count Katrina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kotaro Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Just like Flame Dragon really, Im 17 and have not had a girlfriend before in terms of my love life. Apart from that, my life is going well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Gah, my girls best friend just accepted to let me have her an_ly, little did I know she would tell my girlfriend that I invited her around, god knows if shes told her the full story. My life really sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Wahahahhahahah, FINALLY!!! A thread where I can B_tch without being B_tched. (Language ? lol, Sorry. I don't really remember if we'er allowed to curse or not. ) sooo... well, like everyone else on this site I am poor. But guess what, for the most part ITS NOT OUR FAULT! Look at the friggin gas prices! That affects EVERYTHING. I got in trouble at work, but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT!! They cannot afford to hire more people so we are all struggling. I am overweight. but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT. I cannot afford the types of food that are healthy. My cat hates me and bites me all the time but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT. I have to work all the time and the poor thing is just ticked off. I have a ton of other things in my life that are not my fault as well... suicide, crappy childhood, divorse, etc. I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME THAT WE STOP FEELING SAD AND START GETTING ANGERY! Hey maybe its not healthy but WTF its better than feeling depressed. Anger is at least showing that we are passioniate about something. lmao. Above ^ excerpt from http://www.imatternot.com/ . =) (Baha.. My cat hates me and bites me all the time but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT. .... Poor cat.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro no Keiyakushu Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Gah' date=' my girls best friend just accepted to let me have her an[u']a[/u]ly, little did I know she would tell my girlfriend that I invited her around, god knows if shes told her the full story. My life really sucks. Hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.