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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies, the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think you have it bad?

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

i dont believe u

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

i dont believe u

Who would?

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

Dude, sorry to hear about your waffle. Has he healed yet, the poor little guy?

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good point


I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

i dont believe u

Who would?

good point

 

I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

Dude, sorry to hear about your waffle. Has he healed yet, the poor little guy?

lol

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

Yet, you had a girlfriend.

 

Felix wins as losing.

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault.

 

For no more I'll go waltzing Matilda

All around the green bush far and near

For to hump tent and pegs, a man needs two legs

No more waltzing Matilda for me

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault.

 

For no more I'll go waltzing Matilda

All around the green bush far and near

For to hump tent and pegs' date=' a man needs two legs

No more waltzing Matilda for me

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I'll never waltz again, will I? :(

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:/

sucks to be you, PM me I want to talk.

Anyways, take it, I'm currently hooked up with a beautiful Chinese girl, I am quite happy and might be going to Hong Kong or Shanghai next year, if I do go to Shanghai, I'm definantly paying Pikachu a visit ;D.

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

i dont believe u

 

I wasn't laughing at Willeh's post til I saw yours xD

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

Yet, you had a girlfriend.

 

Felix wins as losing.

 

Thank you for understanding, but... his waffle was burnt! That's some sad stuff right there. I almost broke out in tears for the poor little guy.

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

This story is a lie.

 

Mostly because hospitals don't provide waffles as food.

 

And nowhere else in your story did you say you received a waffle.

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:/

sucks to be you' date=' PM me I want to talk.

Anyways, take it, I'm currently hooked up with a [b']beautiful[/b] Chinese girl, I am quite happy and might be going to Hong Kong or Shanghai next year, if I do go to Shanghai, I'm definantly paying Pikachu a visit ;D.

 

And you said you were a girl, posted a picture of yourself as a girl, now saying you're a guy, showing us a picture of you as a guy and you use an excuse that you're sharing an account between you and your girl counterpart. Prove me wrong.

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I lost my legs in a car accident that wasn't my fault. The car accident killed two puppies' date=' the person who hit me, and a little girl nearby. My parents got phone calls telling about the accident and each died from a heart attack. The paramedics discovered a prescription bottle in the back seat of my crushed car, and assumed I was trafficking drugs. I'll be going to court for that when I get out of the hospital. My lawyer is the worst lawyer in town. My girlfriend called and told me she can't live with a human who has no legs. The stress has caused me to lose hair and has given me a skin condition.

 

On top of all this, the nurse burned my waffle.

 

You think [i']you[/i] have it bad?

 

i dont believe u

Who would?

 

Not you apparently. D: <

 

Oh, and I don't have a pathetic life. Unless you count Katrina.

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Wahahahhahahah, FINALLY!!! A thread where I can B_tch without being B_tched. (Language ? lol, Sorry. I don't really remember if we'er allowed to curse or not. )

 

sooo...

 

well, like everyone else on this site I am poor. But guess what, for the most part ITS NOT OUR FAULT! Look at the friggin gas prices! That affects EVERYTHING. I got in trouble at work, but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT!! They cannot afford to hire more people so we are all struggling. I am overweight. but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT. I cannot afford the types of food that are healthy. My cat hates me and bites me all the time but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT. I have to work all the time and the poor thing is just ticked off. I have a ton of other things in my life that are not my fault as well... suicide, crappy childhood, divorse, etc. I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME THAT WE STOP FEELING SAD AND START GETTING ANGERY! Hey maybe its not healthy but WTF its better than feeling depressed. Anger is at least showing that we are passioniate about something.

 

 

lmao. Above ^ excerpt from http://www.imatternot.com/ . =)

 

(Baha.. My cat hates me and bites me all the time but guess what ITS NOT MY FAULT.

 

.... Poor cat.)

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