Brushfire Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I thought I'd try going on Omegle and speak in just Imperial Guard quotes from Oblivion to see how long it would take someone to know what I was talking about. [spoiler=-----]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!Stranger: wht?Stranger: wooow get a lifeYou: YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR GO TO JAIL.Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Then pay with your blood! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR GO TO JAIL!Stranger: heyStranger: haYour conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Big Tits?You: Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or go to jail!Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or go to jail!Stranger: take a dump on your best friend's face..Stranger: TARD!Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Stop right there criminal scum!Stranger: i rape llamasYou: Then pay with your blood!Stranger: i also rape pplStranger: and giraffesYou have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: You have my ear, citizen.Stranger: olaYour conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: heyYou: Stop right there criminal scum!Stranger: I"m not a criminal scum!You: You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or go to jail!Stranger: ? how?You: Then pay with your blood!Stranger: but what'd I do?You: (I can only speak in Oblivion quotes, so I'm quite not sure how to answer that)Stranger: umYou have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Good day, citizenStranger: heyYou: What do you need, citizen?Stranger: troyansYou: The armory is towards the left of town, near the bridge.Stranger: ahaStranger: thats far tho...You: Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or go to jail.Stranger: what!Stranger: hell noStranger: im running...You: Then pay with your blood!Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyyYou: Why...why it's you, the hero of Kvatch! It is truly an honor.Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: By the Nine Divines! Assault!Stranger: 16 mYour conversational partner has disconnected. I then gave up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I want to open cleverbot in 2 windows and copy the answers of 1 into the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Haha loser. I'm sure you could've at least thought of something funnier. ...although the people on there are probably too stupid to realize they're being trolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Haha loser. I'm sure you could've at least thought of something funnier. ...although the people on there are probably too stupid to realize they're being trolled. Of course I'm a loser, because only two people I know would actually find this funny. That doesn't include myself, though. And eh, I guess. It's actually more of an inside joke. xD ... yeah, they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I tried to Bel-Air someone on Omegle once and they didn't even get it -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Haha loser. I'm sure you could've at least thought of something funnier. ...although the people on there are probably too stupid to realize they're being trolled. Of course I'm a loser' date=' because only two people I know would actually find this funny. That doesn't include myself, though. And eh, I guess. It's actually more of an inside joke. xD ... yeah, they are.[/quote']I found it funny ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I tried to Bel-Air someone on Omegle once and they didn't even get it -_- ...Of all things' date=' how could you not get that? I found it funny ;D You can join the group of losers. ;D Current members:MyselfLawrenceJordanLoveIsEternal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I tried to Bel-Air someone on Omegle once and they didn't even get it -_- ...Of all things' date=' how could you not get that? I found it funny ;D You can join the group of losers. ;D Current members:MyselfLawrenceJordanLoveIsEternalBooja ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I loled. IMMA JOIN TEH GROUP OF LOSERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Ok I got to laugh because it was funny and look at that I just join the poplutar group of the losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 [spoiler=[b]loltouhou[/b]]You: Move and I'll shoot!You: No, I mean...You: Shoot and I'll moveStranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bTTS0s_UAmove and ill duck tape youYou have disconnected.-You: HELP ME EIRIN!Stranger: i hate funking idiotsStranger: not youYou: funking Idiot.Your conversational partner has disconnected.-Stranger: NameYou: EYEM DA STRONGEST (9)Stranger: jabroniStranger: That a gay nameYou: haYou: That would be funnyYou: in my planetYou have disconnected.-You: REIMUUUUUUUUYou: RAYMOOOOOH!!!!Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Ah!Stranger: HEY ASLYou: Return the moon jabroni!Your conversational partner has disconnected.-You: Ah!Stranger: HEY ASLYou: Return the moon jabroni!Your conversational partner has disconnected.-You: *Extending arms*Stranger: Stretching?You: Doesn't this looks like its saying...You: The saint was crucified.Stranger: Huh?You have disconnected.-You: Oh!You: Are you the kind of person I can eat?Stranger: what?You: WellYou: I heard shrine maidens are the ones you're allowed to eat.Stranger: how do i tell if im a shrine maiden?You: Is your clothes red-white?Stranger: nopeYou have disconnected.-Stranger: hiYou: You, clothed in red and white! Don't cause problems in my studyYour conversational partner has disconnected.-You: !Stranger: horny?You: I've got to at least make you waste a bomb before the mistress gets mad at me~Your conversational partner has disconnected.-You: What are you?Stranger: hiStranger: a humanYou: I've never seen humans as anything else but a drink.Stranger: and you?You: Well...Stranger: lol robotYou have disconnected.-You: Ha!You: Silly shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!Stranger: hey, are you a youtuber?Stranger: because if you know sueprmac18, then you know who i amYou: I'm Red WhiteYou: But I'm not a youtuberYou: By the way...Stranger: thats cool peaceYour conversational partner has disconnected.-You: With the spring you gathered...You: Being here in this place is equal to being deadStranger: ?You have disconnected.-Stranger: heyYou: Stupid Youkai MountainYou: I could recite all the digits of pi before I got there!Stranger: thats alot of numbersStranger: good luck with thatYour conversational partner has disconnected.-You: Oh... you!Stranger: oh yesYou: Red-White!You: your time is mine! >:3Stranger: siktirtme saatiniYour conversational partner has disconnected. Then I gave up ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wow, you should have acted like a horny 14 year old girl and then been like "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM." Easier way to troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wow' date=' you should have acted like a horny 14 year old girl and then been like "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM." Easier way to troll.[/quote'] Pedo baiting is not funny when you're really 10 D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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