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Today, I was going through my sisters texts, like a good brother would, and stumbled across a break up text from her boyfriend, not only can I not believe he broke up with her by text, at the end of the text he wrote "Text me back so I know this text got to you"... I am furious, I'm going to go to his house today and do such illegal things to him..

 

Discuss times your heart has been crushed..

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i agree with 100%, thats quite low and the text back bit is just....... *makes some sort of growling noise*

 

lets see, probably back in high school... was going out with a girl for a few months and then stumbled across her in the arms of the school "jock"....... i blew a fuse and got suspended for the 1 month....

 

not a really happy tale huh?

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My heart has been crushed so many times I no longer care.

 

Today' date=' I was going through my sisters texts, like a good brother would, and stumbled across a break up text from her boyfriend, not only can I not believe he broke up with her by text, at the end of the text he wrote "Text me back so I know this text got to you"... I am furious, I'm going to go to his house today and do such illegal things to him..

 

Discuss times your heart has been crushed..

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I was reading and was like "lol, mischevious" and then I went to "lol, overprotective brother mode" and then I went "lol, ew, violence" and then I just "lol'd"

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like, a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

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A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

Like who? D:

How about someone being sucked into the engine of a 747? That would be much more fun.

Isn't that normally instantaneous for them? With a wood chipper, you can put them in feet first and watch them suffer.

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

Like who? D:

How about someone being sucked into the engine of a 747? That would be much more fun.

Isn't that normally instantaneous for them? With a wood chipper' date=' you can put them in feet first and watch them suffer.

[/quote']

 

I prefer the personal touch.

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

Like who? D:

How about someone being sucked into the engine of a 747? That would be much more fun.

Isn't that normally instantaneous for them? With a wood chipper' date=' you can put them in feet first and watch them suffer.

[/quote']

 

I prefer the personal touch.

 

How about you go have fun on him with the baseball bat (leave him alive) and when he regains conciousness, we put him feet first into the wood chipper?

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

Like who? D:

How about someone being sucked into the engine of a 747? That would be much more fun.

Isn't that normally instantaneous for them? With a wood chipper' date=' you can put them in feet first and watch them suffer.

[/quote']

 

I prefer the personal touch.

 

How about you go have fun on him with the baseball bat (leave him alive) and when he regains conciousness, we put him feet first into the wood chipper?

 

I would also like to apply certain chemicals to see how he reacts to them while unconscious.

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Then grab a bat. You know the rest.

 

Grab something that does much more damage than a bat. Try like' date=' a Katana that has an edge so sharp that it cuts anyone on contact, even a slight one. Get some poison too, and tip it on the blade.

 

Maybe that would suffice? Too much? Too little?

[/quote']

 

A metallic bat imo gets the job done. Sharp things are overrated.

 

You're all doing it wrong. It's awesome to watch a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Ummm...I mean...uhhh...I've always wanted to see a living person be chucked into a wood chipper. Yeah...that's it...let's go with that...

 

Come over to my place. I got a lot of people to chose from on whom you want to see chucked into a wood chipper.

Like who? D:

How about someone being sucked into the engine of a 747? That would be much more fun.

Isn't that normally instantaneous for them? With a wood chipper' date=' you can put them in feet first and watch them suffer.

[/quote']

 

I prefer the personal touch.

 

How about you go have fun on him with the baseball bat (leave him alive) and when he regains conciousness, we put him feet first into the wood chipper?

 

I would also like to apply certain chemicals to see how he reacts to them while unconscious.

 

Permission granted.

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