Kentucky fails. Hard.

[Yasu]

In florida only the misionary position is legal ;_;

[CrabHelmet]

The suicide-is-illegal one actually makes sense, if you actually bother to think about it instead of saying "LOL DEY ARREST CURPS?" and guffawing stupidly. People who attempt suicide and survive can be brought up on charges for attempting to kill themselves. Now, will this ever send anyone to jail? No, of course not. First of all, sending someone to jail to that is stupid, and second of all, the insanity defense will work in 100% of such cases because the evidence of insanity is airtight: after all, only an insane person would actually try to end their own life. So, you ask, what's the point? The point, I answer, is that the court can then force the person to receive treatment. This treatment can stop people from continuing to feel suicidal and thus prevents the person in question from trying to commit suicide again. As such, laws against suicide do indeed directly reduce the suicide rate, and are thus perfectly reasonable; those who mock the law for stupidity are themselves the stupid ones.

 

Now, here's a real stupid law for you, and one that definitely exists and actually is absurd:

 

Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.

[Yankee]

The suicide-is-illegal one actually makes sense' date=' if you actually bother to think about it instead of saying "LOL DEY ARREST CURPS?" and guffawing stupidly. People who attempt suicide and survive can be brought up on charges for attempting to kill themselves. Now, will this ever send anyone to jail? No, of course not. First of all, sending someone to jail to that is stupid, and second of all, the insanity defense will work in 100% of such cases because the evidence of insanity is airtight: after all, only an insane person would actually try to end their own life. So, you ask, what's the point? The point, I answer, is that the court can then force the person to receive treatment. This treatment can stop people from continuing to feel suicidal and thus prevents the person in question from trying to commit suicide again. As such, laws against suicide do indeed directly reduce the suicide rate, and are thus perfectly reasonable; those who mock the law for stupidity are themselves the stupid ones.

 

Now, here's a real stupid law for you, and one that definitely exists and actually is absurd:

 

[i']Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.[/i]

 

I personally don't see the problem with gay marriage...

Why should I care what kind of person you like to do?

Why should we choose who they spend the rest of their lives with..?

Meh...

Wierd serious moment there from me. Woa

[Niño]

In England it's illegal to dress up as a Sailor, sorry Freddy and Horus, our illegal night of fun in London will have to wait ;D

[Masey 4 AVFC]

illegal to have an Ice Cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday

 

I highly doubt that.

 

Hell' date=' I doubt it so much I'll hire that illegal immigrant to try it out for me. ^___^

[/quote']

 

it's real!

 

 

I forgot what state in USA this is in,but it's illegal to slurp soup.

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In England it's illegal to dress up as a Sailor' date=' sorry Freddy and Horus, our [s']illegal[/s] night of fun in London will have to wait ;D

 

I live in England and i've seen gay guys on a night out in sailor suits.

 

PS-I'm not gay.

PSS-I went to the park with my mates.

[Jord200]

Minnesota dumb laws

 

you are restricted from driving a red car down Lake Street in Minneaplolis

enteribg Wisconsin with a chicken on your head is illegal

its illegal to cross state line with a duck on your head

sleeping naked could land you in jail

 

stupid flordia laws

http://www.idiotlaws.com/dumb_laws/florida/ SOME ARE PG14

 

rhode island stupid laws

no throwing pickle juice on a trolley

can't marry an ideot

 

alaska stupid laws

its illiegl to throw a grenade in the street

its illegal to give moose skydiving lessons

 

missouri stupid laws

getting a elephant drunk or high is illegal

 

north dakota stupid laws

you are only allowed to shoot fireworks off during the day

[Godot]

In Hawaii, it is against the law to have Pennies in your ears....

[Masey 4 AVFC]

In a Kazakstan city,you're not allowed to speak Chinese and can't go to a public toilet to have a no.2.

 

Doing history,what my teacher said^

[bigedf]

Texas Laws:

 

-You may not sell your own eye.

-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing' date=' each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.[/b']

-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

 

EPIC WIN!

[Grunt Issun]

minnesota: it is illegal to sleep naked

[woodstock]

in flordia it is illegal to take a shower naked weaird

[Cin]

The UK still has some really stupid ones.

 

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

It is illegal to eat mince pies on December 25.

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

[Godot]

In Arkansas, a Decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash themself with it until it is all used up.

 

xD

[Tabris]

In many parts of the world, it's illegal for homosexuals to marry.

 

Does that pass?

[chrid97]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

a website with a bunch

[Aximil]

In Pacific Grove, California, it is illegal to molest butterflies.

[Jord200]

In Pacific Grove' date=' California, it is illegal to molest butterflies.

[/quote']

 

O_O I'm not even going to ask.....

[Aximil]

In Pacific Grove' date=' California, it is illegal to molest butterflies.

[/quote']

 

O_O I'm not even going to ask.....

 

Me and my friend were looking at the laws and found that one. I thought it was one of the funniest laws so I thought I'd share it.

[Aero~]

Minnesota dumb laws

 

you are restricted from driving a red car down Lake Street in Minneaplolis

enteribg Wisconsin with a chicken on your head is illegal

its illegal to cross state line with a duck on your head

sleeping naked could land you in jail

 

stupid flordia laws

http://www.idiotlaws.com/dumb_laws/florida/ SOME ARE PG14

 

rhode island stupid laws

no throwing pickle juice on a trolley

can't marry an ideot

 

alaska stupid laws

its illiegl to throw a grenade in the street

its illegal to give moose skydiving lessons

 

missouri stupid laws

getting a elephant drunk or high is illegal

 

north dakota stupid laws

you are only allowed to shoot fireworks off during the day

 

I lol'ed until I cried. really.

 

If suicide was illegal.

 

man: I'm gonna kill myself. *jumps off building* *survives*

police: good job. You've broke the law in a way that will put you on death row.

[WTF]

It is illeagal to have snowball fights in Colorado

[chrid97]

wtf?? illeghal 2 have snow ball fights. How gay

[WTF]

They don't enforce that law though

[Mister Sir]

In Nebraska, it is illegal to whale off the back of a pickup truck.

[CrabHelmet]

In many parts of the world' date=' it's illegal for homosexuals to marry.

 

Does that pass?

[/quote']

 

I already pointed to California's infamous Proposition 8. Laws forbidding gay marriage definitely count as stupid.

 

If suicide was illegal.

 

man: I'm gonna kill myself. *jumps off building* *survives*

police: good job. You've broke the law in a way that will put you on death row.

 

I already explained this, you twit. >_>

[Psycho Shocker Android]

South Dakota

 

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.